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On a positive note, Richarlison got a booking for removing his top celebrating a goal which the VAR check subsequently judged to be offside.

We bought some garden furniture (actually designed for the garden) last summer and it was clear it was fucking shonky the minute it arrived, it’s lasted just over a year and has given up the ghost. So I’ve somehow wound up spending my weekend making some, while her indoors does precisely nowt. I could be in the pub

CT...?

Tbf this is a niche fetish and therefore not cheap.

Craig's gone from "can we all please stop with the conspiracy theories, it's embarrassing" to "THIS IS CORRUPTION!" in fully 3 (three) days.

I’m not referring to Michael Owen.

lest we forget..... I genuinely fear for sam fender fans at this gig now general mole and his crack team of mackem hard men only have to make the short journey to saint james' park. stay safe everybody.

Aye somewhere will be. But i've no idea where, I hope this helps 😁

Bet she's got a lovely Camel toe. (Cleaner to match day aisle 5 - pun spillover)

That nails it like. Even if it is from the CN. I think refs automatically think they probably need to change their decision if they’re asked to review it. Then he didn’t see an edit which showed the full incident. So he’s basically being influenced to change a correct decision by the VAR officials. Mental when you think about it like that

One of our owners casually tagging the official league account.

I’m sorry for complaining about Almiron, I never wanted Murphy on

Bitterness!! bitterness!! The only thing the Mackems possess I thank the lord that I've been blessed With none of that Mackem-shite bitterness!

MAGEDIA

Why are they so obsessed with fighting? Proper 1980s repressed gay emotion lark

True but tbf I don't think he came out of that looking like the bitch

I hate myself for saying this, however after wednesday I hope fucking everton absolutely hammer the cunts, klopp has palpitations and all his teeth fall out.

They’ll turn at 3 a.m. when everyone normal has long since fucked off, except Unkal Mick and the Micks.

Even if it isn’t true then it’s certainly believable.

“That ruddy Sam Fender agaaaayun marra”

RobinRobin's head will explode when he sees this thread derail.

If Luke Edwards can figure it out but you couldn't, just get in the fookin sea

My eldest got a calendar from the club shop for free about Easter time when he bought some training gear. So keeping in mind these will be made well before Xmas, as that’s when most are sold it reflects what the first XI was like at the start of last season. The point of this shit story is that when you look at what he had roughly 12 months ago - honestly we were absolutely fucking tragic. Even the injury-depleted side we put out today is streets ahead

Offsides should be calculated from the players feet or changed so there needs to be daylight between the players. Trying to judge which part of a players shoulder or shirt sleeve your drawing a line from is mental. The rule was designed to stop players standing 20yards offside, not their shirt sleeve being 3mm in front of the defender

It was only ever a media talking point….”the refs need help, we have the technology!” People went along with it. I distinctly remember saying in here that it wasn’t required, that it was a media fad and only ever really benefitted folk watching tv. As you say it been predictably proven to be utter bollocks. Even when they’ve tried to change the rules of the game to suit it it’s been shown to be inanely fuckin irrelevant because it’s still humans making decisions.

And the last word on all of them.

This is my key takeaway from todays game. Someone tell Gary Gloryhunter to fuckin stay at home next time, Adam P will end up taking a court order out against him

Might have been said but the selection of the angle and the removal of the second before the collision which includes the push is what should be questioned. I don't blame the ref given what he was shown but the edit stinks and Mason not highlighting the push given he'd have seen the full replay set reekks even more.

Anderson looks to have real quality on the ball, really hope Howe starts giving him a chance over some of the players starting.

It’s really not difficult to understand. Still, apparently you can’t educate pork…

Imagine posting that, man

This gif finally makes sense.

The standing charge is fine IF it was levied as it used to be, I.e. the maintenance cost of the meter and supply infrastructure. But it's been changed and now part of the standing charge is to recover costs of failed energy companies, that why it has become a part of the price hike, it's basically not a standing charge any more.

He won’t know whether to or

Listening to Prom 58, A New Noise by Public Service Broadcasting. I had to downstream it on BBC Sounds app, so the best I can do is give a clicky I’m grazing on peppered salami and cornichons with some nutty Shropshire Red and a glass of Merlot whilst I listen to it… …The greatest gift of middle age is no longer giving a flying fuck