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This thread has gone ashtray.

They must have long torsos.

Which one of these watches sky sports news judging by the two tweets? (Unless the Knight has turned into Yoda?) No need for that shit, we say 'Mam' on this board.

You’re fucking going with Adam P arnt you

Let's see which cripples are back! Would like to think a nice win. 2-0 Isak and Ciggy (yeh, you read right!)

Harsh on Tom. He’s only trying to expand his repertoire

If we are full strength who will be Capstan (One for the teenagers there)

This passive joking will be the end of me

I disagree vehemently with your notion of what constitutes interesting.

Except for The Fish, who says 'Mater'

These people know what they're talking about. Now that we're out of the EU what is stopping us from capping the price paid for gas from UK sources and restricting how much of that gas can be sold to other countries? 50% of the gas used in the UK comes from domestic production yet apparently the price paid for it is tied to the global market. There are solutions there to help if only the government weren't afraid of annoying gas and oil producers.

Remember we talk some days ago about Bamba Dieng????? OK: This is O Marseille player. This morning, he agreed to join Lorient.... And this afternoon, he decided to move on Fulham. In the french airport.... He had some talks with OGC NICE members.... and he decided to move NICE. 30 minutes ago, he has failed the medicals with Nice, and looks like he will return to Marseille.

Hard luck, CT. At least you tried.

I'm afraid it's true. HMHM is your father.

What a legend

Aye we should packet in

Aye, it's time to stub it out.

They’ve won one fa cup in their history and he was the manager. He’s absolutely in love with himself but he’s definitely a decent manager. Not many managers (virtually none) have sustained success at a club. That’s just football. There’s no guarantee Howe is still making progress here even a couple of years down the line.

Come on Fish, you're better than that. Clearly I was alluding to you being a cunt.

He won’t know whether to or

Are you sure?

Getting back to Pearson, I'm sure he's harmless enough but wanting to watch him talk about NUFC would be like Einstein putting YouTube on to watch me talk about quantum physics.

Gemmill's right, son. Fetch me slippers, man and get a bottle from the fridge for your old Da.

Talking about things that wouldn't happen nowadays, we went to Pontins when I was 7 and they randomly divided everyone into two teams for competition purposes. The two teams were Embassy Gold and Embassy Regal

Just filter it out

Fair to say, that's one nickname that shouldn't make the (Silk) cut.

@wykikitoon Didn't get the email about you being on A/L. Where's the match thread!? HR Incoming.

Bamba Dieng sounds like some 70s surf guru living in a hut in Thailand in the 1970s, heading up a mildly rapey cult.

That bloke is certainly well endowed.

The real question everyone is asking is, will we see Polarboy again between now and the next transfer wankfest?

Fucking hell lads. Renton doesn’t need this atm

embassy regal was the choice of the discerning 70s teenager round my parts. hit hard times and you'd have to go player's no.6, which would bring much mocking from those behind the bike sheds about your 'packet of dog'!

Can we please vote on whether that nickname should be retired?

I see Sam Fender is playing SJP next June - wait till the mackems find out...

* OUT The Baconator. * ACHIEVEMENTS Joelinton- forward flop to midfield monster.

Read this on Facebook earlier, it really does sum things up perfectly: In almost 11 months since the takeover.... IN Trippier Burn Targett Wood Bruno Pope Botman Isak OUT Gayle Hayden Dubs Clarke Hendrick Woodman M Longstaff ACHIEVEMENTS -Dan Ashworth as Sporting Director -Darren Eagles as CEO -Eddie Howe as gaffer -Brought the women's team under the club umbrella -Re-engaged the fanbase -Wor Flags are back -Sports Direct gone -Cleaned the windows -Actually got the doubters in the media saying they’re impressed with the way they’re going about everything -Got the rest of the Premier League absolutely rattled I’m probably missing a lot of stuff but considering the shambles they inherited it’s not a bad start is it? Cannot wait to see what the next few years brings. 🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓