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So it's the people who own 90% of the club who call the shots. Seems crazy but who are we to doubt him?

It'd be the first time you'd had wood for 75 minutes.

Just got his egg mwacmfwwwin and a spwite weddy for hiwm wike

Coached by Howe it’s …..

Callumbert

The commentator said the rule is it's not handball if the ball makes contact with the material on the T-shirt, rather than flesh, which I didn't know. Gave me an idea for our strip going forward......

His legs went years ago tbh.

🤣

Neither can his by the looks of him.

On his way now.

No I’m not

I'm a bit disappointed to be honest. Full window had been a let down. I don't care what anyone says about giving Mandy and co time. At least we knew where we stood with Ashley.

The medicals seem to take less time now that Derek Wright isn’t trying to weigh their brains or test for scarlet fever

Sam Fender at SJP with his black and white guitar the mackem fume will be enough to end the energy crisis

Serious question, but has he recently recovered from polio?

FFS. He’s a brilliant forward but about as resilient as cheese. Calloumi Wilson.

74 mins

A 75 minute boner is a waste of 70 minutes.

Interesting thing about Toulouse fans....... ....... ... .. They don't like....... ...... .. . .............. TOULOUSE

Was she even talking?

This is the Rishi Sunak I remember from before his Chancellor days. The slick haired cunt that would go on telly and parp any old shite out of his ringpiece to get ahead. He was the one they'd send out when they'd done something indefensible and he'd swear black was white across all the morning press round. I hope his wife cheats on him with an Alsatian.

More respect needed lads.

Is it? Have a look back through his old pieces.

Or, when we’re about to drop huge money on someone, the chairman likes to meet the top brass face to face and discuss it Edwards is monumentally fucking stupid, like

You can see why he's held in such high regards with that sort of investigative journalism

"How did things go with the Costa Rican?" "Excellent, he's been in a few local amateur dramatic shows back home and he's raring to be the new star of the Netflix show, 'Sunderland till I die' after we got our man in Havana to convince his agent it was the number one sit-com show in the UK in 2018 and not an actual football club." "Will they suspect he's just an actor and not an actual footballer?" "I wouldn't have thought so, he'll just blend in with the rest of them." (Both) "Hahahaha ahahahaha!"

More of this kind of thing please. Continuously, every time the bastards show their face in public.

RTG is going to have to close down

If this Youtube carry on doesn't work out for him, he'll be selling his fucking ring instead of chucking it down Mt Doom.

Anyone got odds on the first poster to call him shit? *Wykiki is excluded

He reminds me of that Kenny Everett Rod Stewart sketch with his sticky out arse.

He waddles like Olaf the Snowman

Explains why he made a 180 after a promising start under Rafa.

DOGGAZZZZZZ!

This fucking joker

FYP

market-toulouse?source=user-shared-article Good article about how Toulouse have employed data to pluck players from other countries that have had huge success for them in France. They mention how the data is used first and foremost and scouts are used just to fill out the details that the stats can't, ie their style of tackling. Can you hear me @PaddockLad cc @The Fish I'm sure Ashworth is all over this kind of stuff anyway, but a club trying to do what we're doing could save ourselves a fortune. Maybe this is exactly what they've done with the new lad Isak. I’ve read Moneyball, Soccernomics & The Nowhere Men. I’ve a basic grasp of how data works in modern day talent identification and player recruitment. So me saying xG is utter bollocks that tells punters the square root of fuck that isn't observable to anyone with a pair of eyes, at an actual game (tbf, from what I can make out you & Dave aren’t regulars, may explain a few things ) and being in possession of an average number of brain cells isn’t me suggesting stats have no place in the game., they very much do and there likely isn’t a professional club in the country that hasn’t used them for these purposes for the best part of 20 years. Hope that’s clear for you now

Howay, this isn't stacking up. I was briefly in Wallsend yesterday as it happens (apologies to HMHM):

DOUBLE GAZUMP

I didn't realise that, he's one of those players I assumed was a regular in the squad. He's definitely good enough.

Never forget