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Newcastle United - Eddie Howe agrees new long-term contract (nufc.co.uk)

Dave, mate, I understand how things might be difficult for you for you on here, what with a book writing Iberian genius regularly showing you up, let alone some Neanderthal who thinks xG is some sort of upgrade on a Fiesta xr2. But if we look at what you actually said it tells a rather different story (please see graphic attached) Now that certainly isn’t verbatim, but it’s pretty much what I said two days before you . I was aware of gossip about Schmeichel and Vardy and when I saw Fofana heavily linked with a move I thought there was something on. No one , including you, knew the contract situation till the Leicester lad came on here and put us in the picture. I don’t want or need an apology Dave, I want you to calm down for the benefit of the whole forum but chiefly yourself, or you’ll end up with a central heating pump where your ticker should be like that other self regarding drama queen who inhabits these parts.

After never buying a shirt for 14 years. I've just got my early birthday present from Mrs T & Miss T.

I just had to google ask Jeeves

This post was going really well until the very end. Now you've got TWO mortal enemies.

Not 3hrs after that post I put this out there for all the world to see; The difference between you and me? I am right and I do want an apology.

I went to the trouble of supplying an in-depth reply and Wykiki has deleted it? Wykiki, if you're reading this there's going to be serious H on here, mind....... "And you can take that to the bank wor kid or any mutual building society for that matter. Capiche?"

What's his xF

Try again shall we I reckon we’ll howk them. Lascelles hat-trick

I'll fookin rock ya jaw, son. That used to be a thing people said at school. I always thought there was a brutal poetry to it tbh. This is what you get with drunk Rayvin, inner rage expressed through the language of my beloved city of birth, followed by whimsical analysis. I bet you're all fucking thrilled.

Looking at the engraving close up, I'm wondering if she didn't make these herself.

I use ask Jeeves.

6 jars of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna?

Peter Haddock. 👍

If I did anything like that I'd have to leave Newcastle and go to join the French foreign legion never to be seen again.

I'd forgotten about this absolute work of genius. Ads back in the day were definitely better.

If you watch that muted and just watch his eyes, there's real sadness there.

Fuck’s sake Fist - you’ve jinxed this not letting wykiki start the thread. People have been banned for less

Burley should do all the debates. She's a nasty piece of work at times, but when it comes to talking to politicians she seems to at least see her job as actually challenging them, and then not letting them get away with shit non-answers. At least not without making it very clear that she knows that was a shit non-answer.

Rayvin Unleashed. Put the mods on standby.

Well. Skipped lunch and breakfast today because it was one of those days where the fun never stopped with work. Got to the end of it at 7pm, ordered in a curry, opened up a bottle of red while I wait. Half of one glass down. I'm already fucked It never used to be like this...

They do both?

I've got a jam spoon from when I was a kid with a long handle and the Robertson's golliwog saying "Golly it's good" at the end of it. My mam was so committed to racism that she collected tokens off the jars and sent away for them. She insists it's a family heirloom - of course my sister has one too.

they should've made a one for keegan before either of them two in fairness. no disrespect to robson, I loved his time at newcastle but his achievements pale in to insignificance in comparison to how keegan changed the fortunes of the club...... twice.

PL just hearing the news about his two mortal enemies......

Vegemite Sandwich

It'll be like Gulliver versus a Lilliputian tag team

Petra Haddock?

Always with the details Dave, well done you I still knew there was trouble at the crisp munchers days before you mate. Sorry you feel bad about that 😘

The more I see of Truss, the more she seems to be like an older version of that Grimes scrote that crawls around on Twitter. She's an ex-Lib Dem too right? Previously held a lot of opinions that we probably could have gotten on board with but then sold them all out once she realised which side her bread was buttered. She's deplorable and I hope they elect her.

Right, you, ya knacker, I'll tell you something right here, right now. Saying something's not adding up isn't the same as saying "They've got loads of fringe players on big contracts". So stick that up your bollocks

I was the one rocking jaws son

I can’t finish a 330ml can of beer tonight after drinking an amount of two before this one…. feeling ashamed I’ve opened a bottle of Highland Park

I had a cracking toffs 74 bukta shirt with the number 9 stitched on which was a medium but shrunk after the first wash a bit as I now know is what happens with toffs shirts so I go a size up now or did till the NUFC license ran out, anyway I digress, the bairn wanted to wear a shirt for tomorrow and it fits her and she likes it. I'm jealous tbh!

hat doffed to you @Polarboy, there cant be a kid anywhere in the world, no matter how many times he's even kicked a football, that you aren't aware of. is there nowt to do in donegal?

Nah I don’t think I will, cheers for playing everyone

Smallest moobs too

Talking about a session in Austria where it was insanely intense and he was sweating on the sideline just watching it. Says after about a minute and a half Howe called a halt and he assumed they were gonna get a pat on the back and a break. Instead, he gets Trippier, Joelinton and a couple of others and says "you lads are gonna get fuck all with that sort of intensity. Get your heads together, sort it out, and try again." Keeps using the word elite.

They can both fuck off

Just got off the phone to a dog breeder. Put our name down for her next litter of Labrador puppies. My bulldog went to live with my parents when their dogs died and I miss having a dopey mate to hang about with. Working from home 95% of the time now so it’s perfect timing really, just have to wait for it now. Pretty excited

Did you mention it before Monday Dave? Did you? Did you really? Dave, I really wouldn't recommend you engaging with a fan of another football club. Dave. This is the toontastic message board MKII.Sans-Ant version, Dave, I'm afraid I can't read your response, Dave. My vision is still at a perfect operating 20/20 but it's a TL;DR malfunction predicted after the first sentence, Dave.