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Saint Jude, don't take it bad Take a shit thread and make it shitter Remember to let NUFC into your head Then you can start to get more bitter Saint Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get the them The minute you let the mags under your skin Then you begin to make it bitter And anytime you feel the pain, Saint Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah Saint Jude, don't let me down You have found NUFC now go and get them Remember to let the mags into your head Then you can start to make it bitter So let it out and let it in, Saint Jude, begin You're waiting for RTG to perform with And don't you know that it's not just you, Saint Jude, you'll do The chip that you need is on your shoulder Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah yeah Saint Jude, don't take it bad Take a shit thread and make it bitter Remember to let the mags under your skin Then you'll begin to make it bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter... oh! Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah, Saint Jude (Jude) (Apologies to Lennon and McCartney)

They wouldn’t know a good player if one walked up and shagged their kids… …wait.

I don't disagree about a lost generation and the importance of getting the Tories out of power. I just cannot make myself believe that the only way Labour can proceed here is to become complicit in Brexit, which is exactly what they will become, and actively trying to enable the most dangerous and damaging political outcome in living memory. A Labour Brexit doesn't get better, it just gets worse slower. So either way, we're saying that whether it's the Tories or Labour, we're heading into a worse position. That we all have to accept this. To me, that is utterly crackers. The issue isn't even Brexit, it's that we have reached a stage as a society where it is impossible to have an honest conversation about the actual factors that determine how our country runs and what it is impacted by. If it isn't possible for us to do that, what is the fucking point in any of this? We're saying there are huge policy areas which cannot be talked about and just have to be accepted while we move deckchairs around elsewhere hoping for the best. You're talking about this lost generation as if it hasn't already happened. It has. Nothing Labour is going to do will change that. We will be unfucking this for the rest of our lives, and at some stage, there is going to have to be that honest conversation otherwise nothing ever gets learned. The truth is the only thing that can lead to the changes we need to prevent this shit happening again - we need media standards on misinformation. Standards of behaviour for politicians. Constitutional protections for institutions. Voting reform. Investment in civic education. Long term planning baked into political mindsets. Until we get these things, this fucking charade from the Tories and Labour's decision to play along with it is fundamentally damaging this country for the long term. We talk here as if it is simply an unavoidable fact that Brexit cannot be discussed in terms of its realities because of the political climate, but I put to you instead that the truth is more that Labour simply doesn't have the creativity, vision or balls to win while taking it head on. That's what I find so objectionable. This is not a strong Labour party, it's a weak one that we're trying to big up out of desperation.

Ayatollah right now.....

howe to be sacked impending relegation. bruno's shite, trippier too. saint jude with some big calls here!

A morality tale in two acts

.just needs sam fender playing guitar.

Mr Embarrassed of embarrassment avenue has now handed his notice in to Embarrassland theme park quoting that Man city video and telling his bosses he just can't compete with that.

Every same person knows what it is but, as we’ve been through, you can’t allow the GE campaign to be about Brexit again if you’re Labour. As for another term of the Tories being a favourable option, that’s effectively another 7 years of the stripping away of rights etc. Fuck that fucking shit. Things can get a lot worse than this.

I don’t know how the French can be making these checks since countries in the EU aren’t able to control their borders

Nobody fell in? What did they give you??? “ Master Wave Dog, this pointy headed fucker wants to hire some SUP boards for the day…” ” Give him that old barge and a couple of shovels, he’ll never know the difference and think he’s Steven fucking Redgrave”. “ No worries”

After 45 minutes of falling in a pond, CT is now an Aquatic Zen Master

Tight as a fish’s arse then? Actually, maybe not

Back in the Championship for the first time in 4 years and they're still utterly obsessed with our fortunes. Absolutely rent-free inside their tiny minds.

DM me pics of tits, thanks all.

I wasn’t meaning it as a serious point of discussion 😂

He’s apparently been getting help from the Doddie Weir Foundation, it’s raised so much money it’s changed the face of research into MND https://www.myname5doddie.co.uk/ Met Weir a couple of times in my youth (some mates played against him at school/youth games, I liked rugby but was never near that level) once I was escorting the cousin of one of his Scotland teammates out for a drink… things were going ok, then he walked into the bar we were in with his mate Carl Hogg (Hogg now married to Jill Douglas, BBC sports reporter and CEO of the DWF) my date immediately made a beeline for these two very tall athletic looking lads, I was introduced and after pointing out some mutual friends I was mostly silent, she spent the next hour heavily flirting with them and other rugby types. Didn’t see her again.

How many points did the star have?

It’s class like, the ridiculous mental gymnastics he’s undertaken to convince himself signing a current England international, who won La Liga the prior season, when we were 19th in the table wasn’t ambitious.

I see Elton John spent £2million on a gym for his pet rabbits. It’s a little fit bunny.…

They don't deserve to be in power. But the alternative is so much worse. You have a sense of nihilism that you have nothing to lose. Maybe this is true, but you must consider your kids in this equation. The idea of Truss in power for 7 years makes me feel almost suicidal. Fwiw I think labour will change in power, the changing demographics will demand it. We'll be back in the SM in a decade or so, maybe a bit longer, by which time we will be a bit of a basket case. By then though the existential threat of climate change will have results none of us can yet foresee. Always take the least worse option at any given time. That's my brand of pragmatism.

I’m still hoping for an electoral pact and / or an agreement on PR without a referendum. Probably in vain but that’s that’s the only way out of the mess long term. As Meenzer often points out we consistently get 60% of people voting for progressive parties. Yet we almost always get Conservative governments.

As I've said before they can't /won't fix it or anything else as once in power you have to appease the people who put you there ahead of anything that's right. Even a renegotiated trade deal with the EU would be seen and sold as treason by the press and the tories.

Aye, but when he does it, it’s classy marra.

If Labour can't win the argument that these border delays are caused by brexit then they don't deserve to be in power. They don't have to say they are undoing it or are rejoining, but if they can't explain the problem they won't be able to fix it

Sounds like the sort of bloke you want in the room when the rest of the PL starts trying to pull some shit.

It will as well. Was thinking last night, I'm fucking sick of this neverending tory psychodrama, taking all the bandwidth, for at least 7 years now. For instance, why the fuck are these debates between Dumb and Dumber even being televised? 99.5% of people have no say in who becomes PM now. Just do a Zoom hustings for the twats that are tory members ffs.

ending freedom of movement was only supposed to apply one way to the fucking morons who voted for this shite

I'd suggest nuclear annihilation.

Calling it now, CT will be magnet fishing within the year.

Bruno is not very good because Cisse had a purple patch for about 6 months after we signed him is classic mackem logic

Yeah, on balance this, although I sympathise with Songebob and Rayvin's view. Check out the link I made just above, then tell me what will we have left after 7 years?

Shadow trade secretary on the BBC now refusing to blame Brexit for the queues at Dover. We are fucked, there is no way Labour will fix the country if they can't even dare to make the slightest statement about the problems Brexit has caused. I'm back to thinking we will be better off letting the Tories deal with this mess until we get a leader/party who have some connection with reality It's fucking desperate

My other half has been playing Fontaines DC stuff a lot lately. I couldn't be arsed with them for the first few weeks but I've been beaten into submission and somehow managed to convince myself they're a bit like what would've happened if Spacemen3 were Irish, 30 years younger, and more into uppers. Anything for an easy life.

I'd work my arse off but I'm not a premier league standard footballer either.

If he's not up to the standard they want then there's no way Almiron, Frazer and Murphy are.

her line about guard-dogs being used to deter drones at prisons is gold

If we are after Harrison, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him play on the right hand side tbh. Mainly left footed I think so could do the cutting in thing that most modern wingers seem to do. That way we could keep Max and he can keep parking wrong

Parked his hummer over two disabled spots when going on a peasant hunting expedition I heard. And that's not a spelling mistake.

Contract extension tbh

He wears flash gear and is black. Therefore, his attitude must be incorrect

Foreshore

I’m sure he’s told about 5 different versions of the story where he’s been at a racing track and outperformed most of the professional drivers makes you wonder why he’s pretending to sell beef jerky and printer cartridges

‘Reader, I married her.’