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Same here. There’s something genuinely engaging about how absolutely shite his videos are. From the voice where you can only understand every third word, the frantic jump cuts, how he walks like he’s a Power Ranger toy being controlled by a stupid child to the absolute bemusement of everyone he comes into contact with, they’re like bits of performance art

sportswashed yorkshire twat.

the vast, vast majority of mackems would have more chance of blindly pinning a tail on a donkey than they would pointing to the middle east on an atlas. in fact, any civilian killed in iraq, afghanistan, syria, yemen, palestinian would largely be viewed as one less 'camel humper' trying to make there way here desperately seeking asylum, as they practically ran to the polling stations to show how brexitee they are. beneath contempt with their hypocrisy.

As I’ve mentioned before they practically beatify Khashoggi. Close friend of Bin Laden who actually spoke fondly about him post 9/11

Exile, whenever he reads anything about us.

Who doesn't?

Looks like Trippier is making him feel really uncomfortable. Like he's quietly and calmly explaining how he's gonna kick his face off.

Battle of the Cunts. It's like the tagline from Alien vs Predator. 'Whoever wins, we lose'.

All these people claiming "It's just the summer" and "I survived 1976!", I hope at least 75% of them die during this heatwave. The world has a cunt problem and we just need to get it sorted.

Fucking hell. Someone wants to tell this dip shit when he's banging on about dead Yemeni kids Quatar are fighting with the Saudis. Backed by weapons from the UK, US, and several European countries. Then someone should send him to live with the Houthis.

Cool story, bro. Going to have to strip you of your last remaining superfan privileges and pass them over to the A to the mother fucking P though

Does everyone know Sam Fender is from Shields btw? He loves Newcastle as well. He never mentions it though

another thing about these cunts.... living in a relative backwater for football I have cheltenham town and forest green rovers on my immediate doorstep. so, when I venture in to town for a beer and conversation.turns to football apart from the locals who frequent whaddon road I'll inevitably end up chatting to people who've latched on to the usual suspects, particularly liverpool man utd,, chelsea, a sizeable amount of villa supporters etc, even the odd mackem. on the whole I've found them all to be affable enough folk despite their allegiance and I've been happy enough to prop the bar up and have a pint with them. never once have I parted company with them and wandered back home thinking, cripes, he was really classy. I mean, just what the fuck is a 'classy' football supporter? and how in god's name did the bigoted halfwits from a run down shithole town no cunt has even heard of south of peterlee become the king of them?? personally, I'm secretly rather pleased my football supporting days have in the past edged towards, slightly rough around the edges.

H'way just been told I've got a ticket to the forest game 😋

Agreed. The general public are generally fucking ignorant. Is it just me or has entitlement risen and politeness declined over the past 10 years? And has that coincided with the tory rule. This is also my Mrs view . She is a Paediatric A&E nurse and she gets shouted at every single shift by some cuntchop.

Aye he’s fucking clueless man. One of my mates uncles is ex-SBS and worked in Oman, Bahrain, and other countries training their forces. That list posted includes US special forces (and the Navy so probably Navy Seals), so it’s likely SAS and SBS will be there helping train combatants. I’m not saying what’s going on isn’t horrific but like you say there’s fucking heavy western involvement, exile (and others) need to pack in going on like they do unless they want to actually discuss the gray areas. Again though it’s clear what the reason for their posts are as it’s rarely applied to Man City and they actually reveled in PSG getting Ekitike, the latter which is weird as aye we absolutely cannot compete with PSG currently and no Newcastle fan thinks that.

Fuck off! PS What's Whatsapp?

It's....... No, too easy.

If you ever needed confirmation that Exile68 isn't remotely bothered about human rights this is it. Ekitike is signing for Qatari PSG, not amnesty International

Interesting comments from Howe after the match. Effectively, if we can't buy players in the positions we want then me may decide to strengthen other areas of the team to improve the overall squad. I may be reading too much into it, but Paqueta could be the back up if we can't find a decent striker or winger

Proof that clubs as well as players and agents are trying to take the piss. Our time will come.

"Hi guys, I had some spare spending money my granny gave me so decided to let one of these pretty ladies give me a massage as me neck was a bit sore from the flight. She asked me if I'd want a happy ending for a few euros more and I thought I'd be getting a happy meal delivered at the end. Guys, I wasn't expecting what happened!!! OMG, she touched my willy, it got all kind of tingly then there was white wee wee coming out!!!! Anyway, happy meal/happy ending, let me know in the comments if this has happened to any of you guys as I'm guessing it must be a European thing or something?"

Tbf, the toucher is right. It had nothing to do with that

Can someone enlighten me on this? Is this guy saying a 15 year old MBS was responsible for 9/11? Or is he saying because most of Bin Laden's recruits were Saudia all Saudis are guilty, and by extension those who do business with them? Someone should let Biden know.

I'm starting to warm to Pearson in that....he's absolutely hilarious. Whether he wants to be or not

He seems impressive but it’s still the MLfuckingS.

I’ve got an awesome and cheap way of staying cool in summer, it’s called living in Scotland.

After reading that.....

Hudson-Odoi seems like a classic deadline day loan when Chelsea are clearing decks. Wouldn’t be against him either, looked the business until Tuchel came in and tried to turn him into a wing-back

Aah fuck, that's a bad start to the weekend Worse for him mind

That’s Reims in the little black book

Hey Renton?

I once dared come in the office one morning and open the velux windows as I was in first. It was c20 degrees in the morning. A lad come in and shut them and then sent an email around saying it should be a majority decision

Fuck me, it's Gammon Top Trumps

"Just looking at the Boots £4.90 meal deal, probably going to go for those apple slices. So, yeah, let me know what you'd get from Boots?" Taking notes for the next podcast, this is gold.