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When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first.

thats it

"Cook, are you a female about our Adam's age?"

This is just fucking weird. Some bloke has made a fake Botman twitter account, copied Botmans profile and even made a few of the recent tweets Botman has, and is now going around thanking Newcastle fans. What makes people want to do this , it’s genuinely just weird behavior

I’ve just very nearly brought an end to Adam Pearson’s budding YouTube career- daft little weeble was on his phone, stepped out in front of me on Station road at the Powder Monkey roundabout. How he didn’t see a big, fucking bright orange box van is beyond me, but I braked in time. It’s only now, a few minutes later, that I’ve realised what could’ve happened and I’m shaking, tbh… …I’m sorry lads, next time I’ll hit the accelerator.

Analysis such as this is explained needs to be on BBC, Sky etc. I don't devour the news but what I see on TV or hear on the radio just gives the cunts an easier ride than is warranted if they're being honest with themselves. They're too busy trying to be 'balanced' and playing devil's advocate then with no irony whatsoever they'll then give plenty of time to the newspaper reviews as if they are a credible source?

This journo with 145 followers seems very sure of what he’s saying

He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls.

Romano agrees with Wyki that Spuds aren't interested in Eriksen. If it's between Brentford, he's supposedly turned down Man U, and a few other unnamed clubs, we're still in with a very decent shout if indeed he is a priority.

The kid is amazing.

He got to be waiting for AC Meeelan. I mean, isn't that what all professionals do and Meeelan is for?

Hard to believe he’s joined just as abortion’s been revoked. It’s almost as if these things are completely unrelated.

Will anyone ask him about the human rights abuses, racism and misogyny of the country he is supporting?

The skin of his latest victim?

Has that been photoshopped?

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is." N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?" Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid." Etc, etc.....

He needs to pick one of those names and stick with it

Watching one of them invent some hypothetical scenario, then seeing the rest work themselves in to a frothy mouthed outrage at the horror of it all ( even though it’s never happened), is such a guilty pleasure

Christian Eriksen is on a free transfer. There is absolutely no way we’re going to be putting money down for the Young Tory of the Year if that’s still on the cards

They're fucking shitting it. They thought they could continue to rip the piss out of the country and the left would stay splintered and they found out on Friday that they were wrong.

Feel like I'm spamming a bit today but lots of interesting stuff happening. Look at this yet more breth taking hypocrisy from the Heil.

Alright, Steve? Hate to break this but.....

Which would you rather take on- One Tyson Fury sized toddler or 100 toddler sized Tyson Furys?

Gary Neville is pretty spot on here.

We could’ve gotten him here if someone had sent him the Hitzfeld brochure

That holiday to Bennaz has done the trick. Back, refreshed, and with a load of great content ideas.

Costing his mother a fortune again

I don’t want to be picky but isn’t that flag in front of him?

There was a really good section on this week's Remainiacs podcast where the Politics Professor Rob Ford was asked the "do Labour need to talk more about brexit" question. His answer was along the lines of that the voters that Labour have and the seats they hold are broadly moderately to strong Remain, and the voters and seats that they need are moderately to strong Leave. At the minute we have a cost of living crisis which is broadly being viewed as a failure of the government, so the idea of Labour trying to inject into that conversation the idea that "you know, a lot of this is down to Brexit" would be in his words "the worst possible thing" that Labour could do. The current setup of your average person thinking that they are worse off and it's the government's fault is the ideal situation for an opposition party, so why try and change that view. If you try to make it about Brexit, the Leave contingent will tune out and you'll lose them and they're the very people that you need to win an election. He says the argument is absolutely not put to bed and we'll have to have the conversation at some point. But when you have a situation that is "manna from heaven" for an opposition party where the economy is tanking, the cost of living is soaring and the government is failing on multiple policy fronts, why would you want to intervene and change that, and turn it back into a tribal Leave/Remain argument. It would be a total gift to Johnson and the Tories. It's not a case of Labour can never have that conversation - the time will come, but it would be political suicide to have it now at a point when so much is going for you. Argue against that if you can.

It's the idea that the UK is at war which I find objectionable.

No.

Fuck it, it’s been a while

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it.

Exactly, it’s fucking great