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"So anyway, how's young Adam?" "Weeeell you know, he's happy enough doing his You tube thingy pods and casts and it keeps him occupied." "No girlfriends yet, Julie?" "Oh god, Angie, I sometimes think it's never going to happen. I'd met his dad by his age but he just mumbles about not being bothered then runs up to his room in the huff if we mention it." "Bless! I'm sure he'll find his way. Eventually." "I hope so, I'm sick of washing those crusty socks he leaves lying under his bed!"

I’ve just very nearly brought an end to Adam Pearson’s budding YouTube career- daft little weeble was on his phone, stepped out in front of me on Station road at the Powder Monkey roundabout. How he didn’t see a big, fucking bright orange box van is beyond me, but I braked in time. It’s only now, a few minutes later, that I’ve realised what could’ve happened and I’m shaking, tbh… …I’m sorry lads, next time I’ll hit the accelerator.

Mate. I’m absolutely steaming on a bus home after a work event where Pitbull performed and I had no fucking idea Botman was signing but I am wanking on the bus now. Also I’ve proven I know fuck all. Although this kind of backs up my point that fucking nobody knows what’s going on besides a select few. Personally I love it.

The skin of his latest victim?

Oh aye, also exile 1968 is a kiddie fiddler

Someone on Twitter pointed out that, assuming this goes through, we’ve signed a new back 5 since the takeover for the price Man Utd paid for Maguire

or even find the car park.

I imagine this has gone down well in Wearside

Competition for places? A good squad to handle injuries? PIF, you are spoiling us.

Guess what the little cunt was wearing when I nearly ended him?

That swastika /abortion post is peak broken Mackem. Also the team that brought the world "NE top dogs" now use the "Glastonbury Cup" as a thing.

the pain of last nights screenshot fiasco suddenly vanished.

Oof. ewerk doing his bit for the Irish stereotype.

Or £10k and the rest going to an offshore account in Carrie’s name

Can we add Milan to the list? You can stick your seven European Cups up your arse.

Should have used this one

That holiday to Bennaz has done the trick. Back, refreshed, and with a load of great content ideas.

I don’t want to be picky but isn’t that flag in front of him?

Too late for that question, they're already ruined, Howay.

How much is it going to ruin them if we start winning trophies.

He never puts a foot wrong on his highlight reels.

I was going to say something about the Ambassador being renowned for his parties, but after what happened to that poor cunt in the Turkish Embassy it's probably best I don't

Levelling up.

The cajones on this bloke

250 five year olds, easy

Fuck me Villa fans are obsessed and salty as FUCK on twatter

Way too much thought into that!

Don't click on the above link if you're still on the bus btw cos the whole bus, driver included, will be up dancing in seconds. It'll be like a scene from Fame.

Was going to ask who's going to explain the Sven Adult Botman moniker to him them realised being Dutch it's possible his dad starred in some of said books.

You'll be thankful it's him and not her when your arsehole prolapses at the squat rack.

Went in hoping for Got

Had a meeting with a personal trainer today and really looking forward to starting next week. Mainly concentrating on the various weight machines and managed them all very well.

Alright, Steve? Hate to break this but.....

the glastonbury cup is quite cool I reckon, or at very least infinitely superior to the elton john trophy.

Stick YouTube on

These Ashley bandwagon jumpers, man

Disappointed MF. Picture paints a thousand words

Bit random, but that reminds me of that classic thread once about how many toddlers a fully grown man could "take". Once you get above 10 it becomes a bit dicey. I mean you can try strategies like picking one up and swinging him/her around your head as a weapon, but eventually you'll succumb to the shear force of numbers. Horrible death.

CT 🤝 Meenzer

Trump was/is a Russian stooge. A lot were against Clinton because she was hawkish, but in retrospect, that was probably the right thing in certain circumstances. She wasn't the best choice though, no, and Biden is worse. Trump didn't just affect the US either. He emboldened populist arseholses throughout the World, including Johnson.

If the old cunt wans a square go, that's fine with me, ya cunt.

The AC Milan can fucking RAM IT!