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Given that you make Michelangelo’s David look well hung I'm not sure we'll miss your contribution.

Do we have any faith in Starmer to reverse polio or should I be downing pints of shitwater now?

"Oh, Nandy Well, you came And you gave without taking But I sent you away Oh, Nandy Well, you kissed me And stopped me from shaking But I need Streeting today Oh, Nandy"

I’m sorry but I can’t get onboard with anyone who isn’t going to vote for the lesser of two evils at the next election. And by that I mean whoever is most likely to beat the Tories in your constituency. Whatever your motivation, if you don’t do that, you’re enabling what is probably the most corrupt and damaging government this country has ever seen. I don’t even want to think about what they’d do if they got another term. It’s about the bigger picture here.

What position did Hugo Viana play?

He's got a defibrillator implanted in his tits. Even if he goes down he'll be resurrected like Tyson Fury within a ten second count.

Maybe if we all get our knobs out and do the peeniecopter like that lad at the match, some of these dickheads will put pen to paper. Just give me the signal. I've got a call in 15 minutes but honestly this feels more important.

The worst thing that the Tories could have done is unleash this bloke on telly. I've just watched a compilation video of his best lines and he's an absolute inspiration. Talking eloquently about the downtrodden masses and the rich getting richer, and saying to the presenter "if we can't bargain or negotiate, then we are left to beg. I don't want working class people in this country to have to beg." The Tories won't have reckoned with a bloke like that going on telly and striking a chord with normal people. He also makes mincemeat of that braying cunt Jonathan Gullis when he asks Lynch if he'd like to apologise to veterans who can't make it to Armed Forces Day to which he responds "That is the stuff that someone in Conservative HQ has come up with and you're just here reciting it. I'm not happy that we're on strike. I want to negotiate a settlement, but I can't do that with some backbencher who's reading from a script."

You want to fucking cheer up a bit, mate. You’ll be my age before you know it. I’ve seen less youthful angst in an episode of Dawson’s Creek

Anyway, this is all part of the, in my opinion, shit season ticket culture and totally reminds me of 1992 and onwards. The only fuckers who had season tickets then was fans in East Stand or Milburn stand then every Tom, Dick Henry with the means bought one and our support became the poorer for it in my mind. We need to keep a good few thousand for everyone not just the Darby and Joan fortnightly club.

The truth is irrelevant now. It's horrific but that's reality. They can spend the next two years trying to tell the truth about Brexit and they'll sink without trace in the polls with the Tory press all over them. Johnson would be resurgent and in his fucking element - given free rein to tell lies about his favourite topic. Or they can watch from the sidelines as Johnson lurches from crisis to crisis, try to land the odd jab, and hope to land the haymaker in by elections or at a GE. Thats the world we live in. We either adapt to it and try and win on those terms or we hand everything over.

HMHM was sat in the trenches reporting home on the horrors of WWI a week before Archduke Ferdinand was shot.

"Maaaaam, can I have some money for some new players? Callum has been asking me on Twitter" "No Kyle, unfortunately we've had a rough year profiting out of starving children & our most holy patriarch has been invading Ukraine so my bank is frozen"

I won't celebrate Newcastle United until we win the Champions league. Fuck the league cup, I wouldn't even smile if we won that.

This sort of position combined with a tory base that will NEVER desert them is why they are walking it at the minute. The left demands perfect, the right will take literally anything that isn't the left.

Well there's you and spngebob for one. Momentum are still there too (not saying you support these of course). I think you need to recognise the dilemma Starmer is in fighting this rotten corrupt government ba ked by the full might of the Murdoch press. He's going to make decisions you don't agree with and may be tactically wrong even. But the intentions are purely to get into power and stop labour being impotent. By all means don't join the party, but not voting for them (if I'm reading this right) plays right into the tories hands. I don't think he should Ihave stopped his front bench from joining the pickets and I certainly don't think he should punish them. It's a moral and tactical mistake imo. But I will support him. Plenty in the party will use it as an opportunity to attack him and weaken the party though imo.

At this rate botman and ekitike (or their entourages) are going to talk themselves out of the biggest moves theyre ever going to get. we want botman off the back of performances that won lille the league in 20/21 and ekitike off one season of "breakout" quality. Both those clubs finished midtable in france this season. Cant imagine ekitike would be as fancied next summer if he doesnt manage to reproduce this seasons form, as happens plenty with breakout youngsters and another mediocre finish for lille and the world will have moved on from midtable french league defender botman to the next big thing. ive never really given a shit about whether we get ekitike in particular, I'm starting to like the idea of moving on, let him learn not to let his advisors take the piss with his talent.

It’s a cynical attempt to make up for sending hundreds of working class people to be killed or mutilated for nothing.

Youre taking my comments somewhat out of context there my dear old oriental rodent chopper type person….am not terrifically keen on listening to others opinions on a game I’ve just watched myself but an historical chat about something 30 odd years ago is fine… am obviously not going to listen to the jumped up fame-hungry fuckin strap ons out of principle but their choice of content is fine with me

low carb bread?

Look at just a couple of things that have happened recently. The local elections in which the Tories got fucking mauled and lost over 500 seats. And the prevailing view of all major news outlets was that it was not a great night for Johnson, but he could be pleased as it left Labour leader Starmer with a lot more questions than answers. Eh?! Then the confidence vote. 41% of his party vote against him, and members of the cabinet are immediately on twitter calling it a great victory which puts Partygate to bed, and allows us all to move on. And broadly speaking, that's what's happened. Never mind the fact that it was an absolutely terrible result for him, he just keeps on rolling and the press largely lets him. I'm just as depressed about it, but the truth is yesterday's news. You can't win these arguments when you're not in power and you have the might of the media working against you. It's not possible. This is what you're dealing with: A man who responds to a question about being an habitual liar by trotting out a load of lies. And he has a party behind him that are prepared to follow suit, and a media in his corner that will amplify the lies and crush his opposition. They'll pull critical stories for him, all he needs to do is ask nicely. If Starmer opens his mouth about Europe it'll be the end of any chance he has of winning the next election. "Oh he wants to reopen the Brexit debate. That's not what the British people are interested in. We got Brexit done, we've moved on. He wants to take back your Brexit freedoms, he doesn't respect the will of the British people. We're focused on getting you through the cost of living crisis while he wants to cosy up to Macron etc etc". All complete bullshit but all stuff that fucking divs lap up. You're handing them a victory and a stick to beat you with all the way to polling day. Same with worker's pay. A load of these workers that are underwater would vote for Johnson tomorrow. The only way to win is to allow them to continue wrecking people's lives until eventually those people realise. Don't give them ANYTHING to attack you with in the meantime cos they'll kill you with it.

You can win those arguments when you’re in power and have demonstrably improved people’s standard of living

I'm having to put mattresses up against all the windows actually, DICKHEAD.

Did you just queue for hours to see if you were eligible, even though as an existing season ticket holder it was never in doubt?

or adhesion / torsion , helicopters and penile rifling.

Villa need to pay their wage bill somehow I suppose. Cos they don't look like covering it by moving up the league.

I once saw a tweet by him going on about being in the 'mint' singing section at the back of the Gallowgate end which I found amusing as I was a couple of rows behind him that day and he was never off his fucking phone.

I just don't see the Hollywood ending that you can see to all of this. I just want some sort of government in charge where I don't have to be livid or embarrassed at the state of us. I think that's now the best we can hope for barring some sort of societal collapse/rebuild. I'm pleased I don't have kids to worry about.

Isn't the point though that Labour wouldn't get rid of it in the first place? Which is why we're all saying that the absolute imperative is to remove the current lot at all costs.

I think you are completely wrong imo.

Aye there’s been a distinct lack of discussion around testicular fortitude on here as of late.

It certainly sounded like you were only pure enough to be eligible if your patience with Ashley ran out in 2019 like. Which presumably applied to a small handful of those heading up the Trust.

good lad and well done taking one for the team to get this information by listening to talksport

So, essentially no new investment from anywhere going into this Championship season? Lovely

Well that's a complete oxymoron. But its not like the differences between Starmer's labour and Johnson's tories are slight, is it? The differences are fucking huge. I'd argue bigger than any election in history personally. If you can't see this, and don't recognise the probably irreversible damage another Johnson term would do (like Trump in the US), then I give up.

Thanks Bill.

Sending positive thoughts xx

Ekitike’s agent is clearly throwing names like Madrid and Bayern around so we throw some more scratch his way IMO. Like I said, he sees the gravy train on this kid and he’s trying to chance a payday. If he does sign for us, the first thing I’d be getting Ekitike to do is fuck that agent off

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