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Strawb in a couple of hours after getting back from Tesco.......

I genuinely can’t believe they’re still pumping out articles like this, and he’s still fucking crying and bringing up his time here - if he’s so upset then shut the fuck up about it? Everyone would have moved on. The bloke basically tries to pat himself on the back for keeping us in the league as that meant we got the takeover, and the writer says “Newcastles loss might be the Baggies gain”, even calling West Broms play off chances a long shot (they were 5th when he took over). The bias in this blokes favor is absurd. One of the worst managers in PL history and they bang on like he’s a top manager getting harsh criticism.

Vic & Bob taking the piss out of the mackems

He’s just jealous as he could never buy that house on account of not being allowed within 500 yards of a primary school.

They were literally in the play off spots when he took over.

Got back from the in laws about 4 pm just in time to see some of the neighbours huddled beneath a couple of shitty Homebase pagodas during a glorious early summer monsoon, outside the home of a couple of rug munchers who last year parked a couple of cars in front of our house for a fortnight when they were selling them. The new people from the rental house across the road from us were there, she’s at least 25 stone, he’s got facial tattoos. Couldn’t see the woman from next door to us, the one who has been sending us letters of complaint about the noise our ferocious devil-like blood curdling fuckin cockapoo makes, in a similar vein to every single shitty passive aggressive conversation we’ve had with her in the seven years we’ve been here, where everything we say to her is immediately run through her sad, lonely mind, which she then verbalises so we understand immediately how this thing we’ve mentioned will affect her; “YOU’VE GOT A DOG? I HAVENT HEARD IT”, but she’d have undoubtedly been there, these social fuckin outcasts are precisely her people.…..anyway, as you can imagine, we’ve had our mortagage offer through and the survey on our new home is being done next week, we’ll probably be gone by the end of July, thank fuckin Christ If these are the local Royalists then those Scotch/German parasites up in London are in real fuckin trouble… I hope they all got fuckin soaked …. (The lad on the other side pulled up in his T5 just after us, he’s great , so is his senior nurse practitioner missus who has worked 12 hour nights at Poole Hospital throughout the pandemic. He dived straight into his house too, no sign of the two lasses from directly opposite either, one has just turned 50 and told us she was going out Thursday/Friday/Saturday with a succession of increasingly unsuitable men, one of whom plainly bats for the other side…she seems happy enough though, she’s likely just getting up…the other girl is similar age but far more reserved in the nicest way, she completely belies the title of the old song “I’ve never met a nice South African” she’s lovely ,as were the couple who lived there till this time last year, who are the only neighbours I’ve ever had who I was disappointed to see move, but they’re not far away and we’ve been out for outlandishly expensive Sunday lunches with them on a fairly regular basis . l add this just in case you think we actually live in some sort of south coast outpost of the third circle of hell )

Off to Kos in 30 minutes, brothers. Maxed out the credit card after buying a pint of Moretti in the airport but never mind. Catch you later

fucked off for a few days in the van to escape the majestic queenies birthday party thing and got home yesterday evening to find it was still dominating the tele. ended up starting to watch alex ferguson: never give in. quite a decent documentary actually about his early life in glasgow, his short career at rangers ending seemingly due to his wife being catholic and his success with aberdeen, I was warming to him a bit. then it moved to man utd and realty hit home and I was reminded why I hated the twat and switched it off. shame about his haemorrhage, pleased he's recovered from it but he was and always will a whisky soaked, purple nosed scottish cunt.

I was going to say it about Gemmill but thought the same….he’s got enough problems as it is tbf, living in a tent after his 7th divorce can’t be easy

I was going to make a similar jibe at PL but thought it was a bit low. 🤣

Let us know whodunnit, Mr Midsomer Murders.

Don’t know about you mate, but me and the current Mrs PL are at work well before and after the times there’s generally kids in the school. Also, it’s entirely in keeping with your curmudgeonly Yorkshire persona to seemingly have issues with the sound of primary school children playing outside

How fucking disrespectful to West Brom fans that he keeps banging on about his time at Newcastle. It’s like pining for the utterly stunning girlfriend who dumped you despite the fact you’ve been seeing someone else for 6 months. Craig Hope properly got under his skin like

How many fucking times is he going to try signing him?

That’s an hour and half of my life I won’t get back

Same vibes

Strawb could simply have said something along the lines of 'I'd rather slide down a giant razer blade on my japs eye then celebrate anything to do with a family born into absolute privilege who get lorded by the same people and their voters who would quite happily plunge the likes of us into abject poverty without giving it a seconds thought' or words to that effect.

Instead of all the money spunked on a 'party' for the non attending benefit scrounger, it would have been better to let people have a proper bank holiday. I.e close the fucking shops and let people have time with their families instead of making money for Tory loving boss cunts

Just take some Polish cans and multipack crisps and bring the tone right down. First of all eat all their food and then start going on about how the Duchess of Cambridge is a bit of a tart and you reckon she’s proper filth. Then ask why Andrew isn’t there and say it’s nothing nothing to do with Covid and Liz should kill him like she did Diana. (Who was also filth) Then you won’t get invited back. Or at least I’m not expecting an invite.

It would certainly explain some of his err… tendencies.

A career average 1 point a game manager in the Premier League. He's basically the relegation zone tide mark like on a dirty old bog that hasn't been cleaned in years, the fat fucking useless cunt. And yet these pathetic "journalists" queue up to write puff pieces about him cos he's got a lot of mates in the business. I can't be arsed to look up his points record outside the PL, but that'll be shite too.

I like the way he implies he has to improve his legacy by succeeding at West Brom as his last job ended poorly as if the cunt is going to do well there. When he goes at xmas it'll just be yet another failure on his CV - it's a fucking long section by now.

I did not know PaddockLad lived on a Soap opera set Are you the grumpy old cunt with a heart of gold/stone character?

Take some bong

Starting to consider posting Casey as a credible source a creche-able offence tbh.

And that was the moment when it became a long shot.

No, I’m just a cunt We’re moving a mile and a half, much bigger gaff, off road parking, huge garden, two bathrooms etc etc, as quiet as a grave too due to only one side of the road having houses, the other side backs on to school playing fields ….in the same road as an old mate who I played Sunday football with in the 90s, his missus has just got over a course of chemo for breast cancer, they’re in the Bahamas at the moment, understandably now making every second count, it’s going to FUCKING GREAT

It’s not too bad here tbh, mainly people with kids. I’ve lived here 2 years and know precisely one neighbours name so I might as well make the effort. I walked to the Tesco and got a selection of cheap beige shit, so they can like it or fuck off

Mummy. He's fucking 73.

Bill Cosby is your dad?

Proud to say I haven’t watched any of it. Been staying away from Twitter for the same reason

Let's be honest.

Imagine last season him post this, the replies. 'You don't deserve a break, get practicing you useless cunt' Thar's just from me!

Just reminded myself of my grandad who would always ask how I’d done after playing football and, if we’d won, would invariably follow that up with “Who were you playing? The blind school?”

I must've missed the Hulk sketch.

Great (and hopefully confidence-boosting) performance. I don’t like Pope at 3 though and Bairstow can still fuck right off

Hopefully the future is bright for Root & being free of the captaincy will help him.

There’s a lot to respect in Ferguson’s story…his biggest achievement is arguably breaking the duopoly of that pair of fuckin pantomime dames from Glasgow with Aberdeen….the way he treated officials always stuck in my throat though, “seeking to gain an advantage” to say the fuckin least …. I dare say Clough would’ve put him in the sane bracket as Revie teams’…

Is she wearing a dressing gown

The smell of Bhuna would do me in

Two years and three months after first applying, myself and Mrs A have been granted residency of New Zealand! Absolutely massive news for us that opens up the possibility of us just staying here forever now. Huge news and a huge weight lifted wondering if it was ever going to come through for us.

Aye and I’ve got a MASSIVE 5 inch cock