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Nah, the humble brag is I got a distinction 😂 Thanks btw

You'd better believe I'd be bone deep in that gash.

Pearson's headband on the sofa look in his latest video is something to behold.

Pardew last night: 'Yeah, sometimes you just have to stand up for what you believe in, y'know? Someone had to defend the coloured lads'.

Must be nice to sack himself for a change

It’s the fucking express honestly, linking to it should be a 3 day ban.

Everyone is magnificent compared to the Chinese mouse

It's well established that even if a good chunk of it fell off, he'd at least be clocking in at average size.

aye well done kd. pleased I revisited this and seen the updates as I didn't have a clue what an msc is. was slightly concerned though that as you'd picked it up in sunderland there was a reasonable chance your knob could fall off.

Tested positive for the Nonce virus more like it.

Well, that footnote is convenient

they're warped to fuck is what they are. I mean, you can be a mlf from lliterally anywhere with those from gateshead/northumberland etc particularly revered and applauded for having chosen the red and white. strange then if you're not born within a projectile vomits distance from the black garter than you're very obviously a 92er.

Their hatred of Sam Fender is so funny. “he’s not even a Geordie” they say

It was mainly personal experience of him telling us all how big it is. It was a long time ago tbf, he hasn't mentioned it in a while, although I assume it's still absolutely glorious.

agreed. I still follow him on Twitter though

Wor lass said that he was there with Jeff Buckley. That would have been something considering he’s been dead about 25 year

Call me cynical but that seems an easy way to leave a job where you had a 14% win record tbh

This cunt again

The funny thing is, if Mauriss got his shit together a leveraged buyout would have shot through. We’d have been absolutely fucked, probably worse than under Ashley.

And this is the bid edwards was backing

Is there anything in that tweet that isn't just a summary of stuff we all already know? edit: or that isn't completely unverifiable if it doesn't happen

It’ll be nice to see us playing in the real Stadium of Light.

I like Edwards. He's punchy and he gets on peoples' tits.

The author. On secondment at the Daily Express. Works for some sort of local news aggregator. Genuinely 10 rungs below Lee Ryder on the journalistic totem pole. IGNORE.

It will be quite a coup if we get Botman in ahead of Milan

Yeah cheers for that Barry fuckin Norman

He loves revisionism doesn’t he? His point at the time was that the Saudi bid was a load of bollocks and the Mauriss bid was genuine, what in that article does Luke think backs that up? It sounds like exactly what everyone said at the time - a bloke that’s a chancer. I don’t remember people saying it didn’t exist just that it was clearly fucking bollocks, which again it’s proving to be since his exclusivity has lapsed and he’s still not providing any documents. I’m not sure why Edwards constantly tries to twist on this topic, he couldn’t be arsed to look into the emerging takeover when he was flying to Baku for the Europa final so he wrote the whole thing off. Then he heard of this bullshit bid by Mauriss and basically backed it as the genuine, most likely bid simply because he needed to cling to something, he was completely wrong on both points. It is fairly interesting that Sheffield United’s owners seems to be looking to sell mind.

It's set in 1977 2 years before Thatcher

When we signed him, he was a number 10 but Pep converted into an emergency left back. We like to push him infield sometimes to make the opposition think there are 2 Kevin De Bruyne's. Pep likes to play midfielders all over the pitch. Sometimes i wonder if Ederson's actually a midfielder.

That Anderson kid looks a decent prospect. I’d like to see him get a regular place in the team

FYP

Gemmill rewriting history? Surely not.

That's a slight revision on what actually happened tbf

I honestly think he'll be fine, I don't think he'll post the 14 goals or whatever his best for burnley was, because I don't think he'll play enough to do so. But by next season we'll be the best side he's ever played in, and he has a record of getting goals in the league. He'll do fine.

I might be drunk on general giddiness at the state of the club atm but I think Wood might score a few more next season. Good penalty taker as well which will help for the FA Cup Semi Final

Off to walk around Malham Cove for a bit this morning, cannot be arsed with the jubilee shite so hopefully it’s pretty quiet when I get there.

Mackem seethe incoming

I think he’s honestly just coming out with shite because it makes the £60m - £80m spend he had heard about confusing to him as he doesn’t have a fucking clue how FFP works.

How come Joshua doesn’t seem to have gotten much shit for doing this twice? It’s a fucking joke. He obviously doesn’t give a shit about his fans, it’s all about the money.

Methven staying on in a PR consultancy role......