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And..... blocked

He must have blocked more people than he has followers.

"First of all, love to welcome you all to this NFT sale of shares in Sunderland AFC here at the stadium of light, especially big welcome to all the locals who've turned out en-masse with all the worldly possessions they own, particularly Billy Marra from Washington farm who's brought the family cow to trade in for these SAFC special magic beans. This take over has been a long drawn out process but done solely for all of you. Those long days spent wondering around various known landmarks in Wearside adorning a manky score draw Sunderland shirt and posting pictures have brought us to this point where I can finally draw from the well of souls and make a few bob from people desperate enough to let me through the door. "

“PR guru? You’re fucking joking” you lot were the ones who called him that and were excited about that . They’re an ungrateful bunch, Donald and Methven took them over when laden with debt, cleared that debt, and went on to get them promoted before keeping their word and flogging them (hopefully to meth head). Closer to the truth than how they talk about Ashley’s ownership of us.

Reminds me of the fake John Redwood account which I think threw the towel in because it was less silly than the real one

Listened to the True Faith podcast this morning. What a two faced hypocritical arse licking cunt Caulkin is. Straight out the gates slagging off Bruce now his mate 'Alan from work' isn't on. Then back tracking saying Bruce lifted the veil. Fuck off you rimming cunt. Lifted the veil. He was fully part of it and cashing in on it. As if people didn't know what the club was about after 14 years of Ashley ownership.

Not that I would do it because that would be fucking mental but when I was out walking the dogs earlier I honestly thought I would love to set fire to all that bunting and the flags. What the fuck are you actually celebrating? You dopey fucking cunts. Anyway, enjoy the long weekend, everyone

I think we probably just have to accept that we're going to build a squad over multiple windows. If we get this lad in and make improvements in all other departments, it's all great progress. We might even get more games out of Wilson with an actual professional behind the scenes setup too.

no doubt grumpy old man would get his trusty texas instruments calculator out, have a cursory glance on companies house and come to the conclusion storey is far wealthier than pif.

That has to be Storey, he’d be all over something like that. Btw how fucking spot on were we about this Donald, sold his stake to the first offer after them being promoted to the championship. I’ve no doubt whatever chancers have bought the shares will be the best owners ever.

“They’re getting excited again….and we’ve already done that seat replacement thing….what’s the funniest Ponzi scheme we can think of? Ideally something to delay plans for next season & defer investment from Jackie Whites fish market”

Either he's involved or he's publicly documented his massive fantasist status once again. It's a win-win situation (for us).

I think they straw that broke the camels back was suggesting he was a monopoly board flipper

This lot are fucking tragic, make up a rumour about a Middle East takeover (compare their irrelevant club to the clubs that have had these takeovers) and then reject it because you’re too classy for it. Fucking wey aye you bunch of stupid see through cunts. See also the pathetic “top 8 finish” shite - see where both clubs are in 3 year. I don’t even think the thick cunt realizes that Abu Dhabi is the capital of the UAE and they already own Manchester City. Unless he’s meaning a consortium that happen to be from Abu Dhabi and he’s just being a racist cunt - either one is typical of mackems.

Newcastle managers coming 1st and 33rd out of 33.

I'm in doing overtime tomorrow. Get a bit extra with it being a BH. Gawd bless ye, your mahjestie, I'll raise a Charlie Chan to you when I get back home.

If he’s not as good as Henry in 12 months, Ashworth out

Methven staying on in a PR consultancy role......

They’ll never understand it but if it’s done right at the time of takeover they’ll go all in without questioning any of it.

Imagine having to explain what crypto is to mackem season ticket holders. You’d have to get them acquainted with the concept of things like gravity first

If it is Gandaft, who wants to start a book on him wearing his white shirt, Ashley jeans, and manky jacket at the “reveal” photo op, whilst holding his prop can of magic piss.

The irony that Sunderland quite likely will have the word 'RICH' written across their shirts next season. Forever imitating us and in our shadow, man.

Imagine if it’s Gandaft. That would be sensational. Likewise anyone with dirty money would be absolutely hilarious.

Please be Billy, please be Billy, please be Billy

Turn left for the terrace, turn right for… if you know, you know.

If that is true and our response isn't to immediately walk away laughing our bollocks off we deserve to get fleeced all summer

One of my favourite accounts, especially with a lot of people taking him seriously

Celebrating feudal servitude.

Honestly I would say more Victor Meldrew than Hyacinth Bucket.

Get Wolfy in as their PR bloke.…

He would definitely pull something like that with the crypto thing as it stinks of a complete rip-off job.

Interesting to note there's not been much, if any, derision of Paris Saint Germain following the death of the former Qatari princess. Guarantee if that had been a former Saudi princess, Oliver Holt et all would be all over it like a Mackem on cheesy chips.

Indeed. Being a single parent of two kids, one of each gender and living and working in the south, I think my lifestyle is financially compromised more now than it was when I first graduated. That's despite the fact I'm earning 3 times what I did back then. I had a discussion with an ignorant Tory who told me I was clearly living outside of my means and excessively spending. No, I'm seriously not. They then suggest I should move to a less affluent area if I couldn't afford where I'm living. That's despite them not knowing where I live and that it's a moderately priced village and importantly, within reasonable distance to my kids, their school / college and my place of work. It's horrendous.

I'm in the lakes this week, Patterdale where I've been going for thr last 30 years. This might be my last year. Here are some examples on what I've spent. £14 quid for a bus fare to travel approximately 2 miles. £24 quid for 4 sausage rolls and soft drinks at a NT shop at Aira force. £24 quid for a single burger which was rank at a hotel. £28 quid for 2.soft drinks, a small glass of wine, and a Peroni at a hotel. And the most pathetic chocolate brownies ever for the kids. The lodge I'm staying at was £540 for a week. Next year they've put the price up to £860 for the same week. And apart from the exorbitant prices, most places are shut at night anyway because of staff shortages, which probably contributes to the inflation in the places that are open. Fuck this rip off country, I'm going abroad from now on. Yesterday was a write off anyway as it pissed down all day. Has anybody really not noticed yet how shit life is becoming under the tories?

Another day, another completely fictitious takeover story in the life of SAFC. It’s also amusing his going on like he has a say in the matter.

An absolutely apoplectic wyki in 5...4...

poor Asprilla will be very confused…

The juxtaposition is [chef's kiss]

Had a stark reminder of how, with perhaps a couple of exceptions, most of the footballing opinions on here are relatively sane in comparison to mainstream social media. Someone suggested in an NUFC Facebook group that we should consider an approach for Lewandowski as a marquee signing and stated in terms of stature, it'd be similar to when we signed Shearer. Cue multiple people reacting negatively to the suggestion stating Lewandowski has only flourished because he plays in a shitter league and he's nowhere near Shearer's level as he hasn't got a Ballon D'Or. Suggesting Lewandowski isn't good enough for NUFC?! Fuck me gently!!