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Buy a metal bin or a fire pit, then instead of wasting money on charcoal or wood for it simply burn all the shite you've bought and got sick of. You'll never run out of your alternative fuel.

'Why not just burn the manky settee?'

Newcastle managers coming 1st and 33rd out of 33.

https://www.football365.com/news/klopp-guardiola-premier-league-manager-rankings-conte-howe

Am I the only one who stumbles across the mention of MLFs only to realise that it is not about elderly women with big tits?

Anyway, all we hear nowadays is the doom and gloom about Brexit. What about the upsides? These are the TOP NINE (presumably they couldn't think of ten) ideas selected by Jacob Rees Mogg's department to finally show what we can do now that we've thrown off the shackles of the EU.

It's better than that - they used to go on for years how they played in red and white as they were founded by Mackem sailors and there was a special relationship. Then one of them went to their museum and tried to engage with the guide only to be told "What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid Mackem cunt - we've never heard of you" (or the basque equivalent). Funny thing is theres a tiny bit of truth in it as their wiki history mention British workers from Southampton, Portsmouth and Sunderland bringing the game which I suppose might explain it. I reckon the museum guide took one look at the visiting tramp and just told him to fuck off on principle.

Villa have clearly decided they're "as big as we are" and are going all out on this.

I will bet good, good money that plenty of bad words were said about Henderson when he left

Tell us how the wife has kicked you out of the house without telling us that the wife has kicked you out of the house.

Must say that, when I saw this thread bumped, I assumed that Fist had received a letter from the CSA

CT's son on a matchday. CT wears GILF HUNTER 1 btw. Goalie top and gloves which he calls his Mizewno Bewb Squeyyzas.

I wonder if Madrid was the true birthplace of the Spitfire

'ahh bet yay hayut the Mags anarrl, señor marra?'

The neighbours, watching Tubs install his newly-acquired fire hazard next ti the leather sponge … ” Oh god, he’s heating the stench!”

Nah, there's only so much Tory supporter I can handle. I only subscribe to 5 podcasts and I struggle to get them listened to. Let alone 30+ from these cunts. I love my team but fuck me.

Lots to agree with here, Johnny Nick…. https://www.football365.com/news/champions-league-diminished-before-bt-sport-boyband-aesthetics

30 podcasts a month. Fuck. That. I've got enough on my plate with all the other sexy podcasts I listen to.

Dan Ashworth, who revived the FA providing a platform for individuals, Jordan Pickford & Jordan Henderson included, to thrive in the national team. Or are they going to place total responsibility for that solely at the door of ex-Boro manager Gareth Southgate? Dan Ashworth is indeed quality, and they’re fucking fuming at the notion we have him on board. It’s fantastic

I said it before it even happened.

If that is true and our response isn't to immediately walk away laughing our bollocks off we deserve to get fleeced all summer

An absolutely apoplectic wyki in 5...4...

Bane of my life, tbh.

One of my favourite accounts, especially with a lot of people taking him seriously

The juxtaposition is [chef's kiss]

FMP

What about selling jam to New Zealand?????

I should have known better than to try and communicate with you dweebs.

Yes, you should have. Now, can you please TRY and Google things?

I thought we came to you for advice on recycled stuff from the tip.

Good article, that.

I noticed an ad for the paid service on Twitter, isn’t it £7.50 a month?? Fuck that

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/grealish-henderson.1580852/ Tough one to weigh up for the MLF’s, this is a possible friendship but at the same time a good chance to dust off the tried and true classy fan angle.

Have the mackems given their expert opinions? I’m going to wager he’s shit? Looked over on the eyesore forum and aye, needless to say sorry lads but Ashworth is shit and has had no success, one MLF asked what a technical director even is which must mean the role is pointless, doesn’t matter marra as this bloke is crap at it. Mr no likey Exile questioned whether anyone would be convinced by Ashworth giving them blood money, no likes again, before they got annoyed about open top buses. Oh aye, and they’re all a bit pissed off we have had people arguing with and trolling Brighton fans - I think we all know there’s about to be a new special friendship there. So I think we can all feel safe now we know Ashworth is quality.

Depending on other suitors I would be tempted by Tolisso, just left Bayern on a free after having a really rough time with injuries for them. Its a rite of passage for new money clubs to sign someone who is permanently injured who could be class if he ever played, I think this could be ours.

NUFC finally, FINALLY, ordering from the adults' menu.