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( it’s even funnier when you click on the link ).

I am so sorry. Portuguese is so similar to spanish that I was sure that the translation was not necessary for the Spaniards... Without realizing that you do not speak Spanish. 😂

Can we take a moment to discuss PL’s vendetta against Eddie Howe?

ewerk is rumored to be getting a mention In the Queen’s Jubilee honours list for “services to shithousery” ….

"Mackems won the play offs, I see? Get onto Dawn 'Dawney' Thewlis at Look North and make sure any coverage is minimal. We'll have them calling it Look Newcastle before the programme has even finished. Any questions just tell them it's the Cabal and that will nip that in the bud."

40,000 seats ✅ Financed with blood money ✅ Built from shipping containers for extra heritage points ✅ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_974

The Foodbank of England Club™️

aaaaand that’s a title update -

Verging on unhealthy this wyki

Sunderland, The Faminely Club

So he gets us 11th after boarding a sinking ship. Great job and finishing 11th rather than 10th maybe not the worst omen after SBR had two 11th finishes whilst he sorted the team out so that we then finished in the CL spots the following season and after the Hughton/Pardew 11th place finish we then finished fifth. Obviously if that happened again the trick is not just investing in a Lee Bowyer or a Vurnon Anita.

Give him the prediction job, man. It’ll be fantastic reading

The piss-and-blue pop-stinking rag was quickly deposited in the nearest bin and the American couple shortly realized they had been reading the map upside-down. Reports of a tramp posing for selfies with said scarf in the Pennywell area could not be confirmed. Hashtag SAFC, hashtag couture, hashtag bins.

The CL and Europa League must be horribly compressed next season cos of the World Cup. Which means this year's top 7 have got their work cut out for them. Which means we're probably gonna finish top 4 and win the CL the following season. DEBATE ME!

Spot on, I always think this when people like Barry “micro penis” Glendenning bring it up - they tend to just come out with outrageous shite about how we’d enjoy live executions or something along those lines, at no point does he think the way he’s using peoples actual executions in this manner belittle or treat the deaths as frivolous? It’s using peoples deaths to point score, if you’re doing that you don’t care about the deaths in the first place. I think raising the topic is perfectly reasonable, but it’s the way Glendenning etc bring it up that I find absurd.

They have a thread complaining that the BBC hasn't given them sufficient attention on Look North. "BBC Look Newcastle". https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/bbc-look-north.1580345/ They're fucking weapons man, almost to a man. No other club in the country, not one club anywhere, will have whacked up a thread about whether or not their latest achievement received sufficient coverage on the BBC regional news.

Aye. There isn't 54 of them prepared to hold him accountable for his actions. Parliament goes into recess on Thursday. The Sue Gray Report will comes out, all the photos, he goes missing for a day or two, and they all come back and pretend nothing happened. I hope he gets some brutal fucking wasting illness for what he's doing to this country.

Isn’t she both- born and raised in Russia, (St. Petersburg), took Swiss nationality once she had a stranglehold on the world’s poor and hungry? It’s a shocker for the great unwashed, after their annual sportswash ( in the fountain, before the match, marra), turns out they are literally responsible for taking food out of the mouths of millions of starving kids, ( which, let’s be honest, makes a change from them putting things in the mouths of kids, but that’s another issue…) It makes MBS look like a fucking saint by comparison

Short update, from RTG, evidently: I have been digging around for months for dirt on their owners as evidenced by my posting link to a tweet first posted erm... today, I am so devastated by their win at Wembley I couldn't wait to stir them up, all my points have been so thoroughly counteracted I have been shot more times than if I'd been at the Alamo, oh aye and I've been sportswashed.

CT joining the gym just in time to pick up monkey pox off the filthy machines. Let us know how it goes CT.

“They’a not classsy, weeee are”

The official consensus is we're lapping up whatever rumours we can find. Gemmill is already making predictions for next season. Nothing is off the table.

There are loads of the "I spoke to a steward/old boy/wycombe fan/young family on tube/old tart etc etc and they think sunderland fans are brilliant and well behaved".......errr no most were probably thinking who the fuck are these tramps bathing in the fountains whilst eating pot noodles and drinking warm blue wkd

Invest in Pennywell.

Kevin Dillon.

Murphy needs to do some serious work on his one v one with keepers. Worst I've seen at it since Kevin Dillon ran from the halfway line totally unmarked towards the keeper, then let the keeper gather the ball before falling down. (You had to be there).

And indeed, farewell

Don't fucking start him off!

I like the idea of that. There's people who will want to go, want to give their kids a sample of what it's all about but who either cannot afford or cannot commit for other reasons to a season ticket.

I know it was being discussed the other day about the Supporters Trust not being happy about season tickets going on general sale... A lad I know who knows someone at the club reckons they're considering capping the number of season tickets at something close to current levels and continuing to sell the remaining match day tickets on a match by match basis. Which tbf I don't think is a bad idea. The closed shop all season ticket thing is kind of bullshit.

For the first time in years I can look forward with excitement/anticipation to next season.......because if that sale hadn't gone through last year and Fat Mike/Cabbage were still in charge I think my season ticket would have finally been binned

Done, I'll probably get banned again

Canny exciting to look forward to this summer's spending, and then starting next season on a sunny day in August with a few new brand spankers in the line up, hopefully all approaching Bruno level ability.

I liked you better when you just posted pictures.

Everton guaranteed to go down - you heard it here first lads!

SaysMr WE'RE DOWN THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THIS after Brentford 3-3 in NOVEMBER.

Tears on my pillow. The dream of lying next to you in sodden sheets in tatters

Absolutely ridiculous this. Made a HUGE, BRAVE CALL in DECEMBER. Got ridiculed and came within one game and some frankly ridiculous Everton results of being right. I should be getting lauded but the small minded FOOLS on this website - the same ones that had Newcastle relegated before the halfway point of the season - simply do not know how good they have it.

Have to say mind, responses so far are entirely based on whataboutery. I mean we all know that none of the people giving us a hard time about this do actually give a fuck about the issues - we probably give more of a fuck tbh - but stuff like this really does show how vapid and disingenuous these attacks are. Not only do they not care, clearly, about the human component of the matters they bring up - they're also actively capitalising on them, using the plight of these people to sling mud in a local rivalry. That's not limited to the mackems mind, I think you could apply that to everyone in football who gets worked up about this shit.

It would appear the mackems are built on a fortune derived from holding all the worlds poorest children to ransom :

Aye agreed they've got decent attitudes but those are exactly the players we need to upgrade to get to the next level. Have we signed anyone yet? What rumours are we taking seriously? And what sources are we allowed to quote? Will Gemmill be allowed an opinion after Everton-gate? Questions that need answering soon