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I love the bit where it dawns on them our displays are actually thought out. Maybe it’s because it wasn’t hastily ripped off our rivals a few week before, fucking trampy cunts. I’ve not checked but have any of the following threads been created yet? ”eeeeeyah marras do I microwave my Herons brand lasagne at home, or just sit and fart on it the whole bus ride down, want to make sure the cheese is extra melty, yi knaar a classy touch” ”just a tip from club legend Will Storey, if you pour your pot noodles directly into your coat pocket the speccys on the gates at Wembley won’t confiscate it. Added bonus that it gets you warm and gets rid of the smell from a night kipping under the bus we drove down in. FTM.”

Meanwhile, at the latest meeting of the mysterious Tyneside businessmen cabal...... "Get on to our contact at Wembley. Under no circumstances are those fucking tramps to be allowed any big banners whatsoever." "I've already been in contact. Turns out they were hazardous so they've already been denied access." "What? What's the point in having a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen trying to keep Wearside down if they're going to do our job for us? Do we even exist? Haha.... Hahaha.......hahahahaha."

mackem Match day Checklist Money- ✅ Phone- ✅ Lasagne- ✅ 8 Ace - ✅ Cheese- ✅ Swimming trunks- ✅ Ticket- ❌

Anyone know any good places to heat up ready meals near Wembley?

The king of tramps has arrived!

Honestly, its always been my contention that football fans are all fairly similar, never been one to believe in exceptionalism or generalise from the behaviour of individuals. But that Trafalgar square thread is something else. It's utterly bizarre to say the least, with the strangest thing being these mutants are still convinced they are some classy outfit whom everybody loves. Never seen us behave like this, or anybody else bar possibly Rangers. But Rangers aren't deluded enough to think they're liked.

Is it normal to take supermarket lasagne to a football game?

I wonder how long it'll take them to complain about parashewt payaments giving other teyums an unfair advantage when they're getting humped every other week?

Think so, that thread was rhe most mackem thing ever. My favourite was the whip round to but the lad a packet of crisps. Wasn't there also one that took a slice of cheese to turn his burger into a cheese burger?

I smuggled in FAWAH packets of Cheesestrings into Wembly marra. FTM.

Didn’t one of them once say that he always took pocketfuls of cheese to the game? It might even have been in the same thread as the crisp shaped like a lion?

They could always start a fire with their hazardous, banned display.

Tell you what, Newcastle council need to put an emergency lockdown on Central station tonight. These fucking biohazards will be even more rancid than usual after their Trafalgar baths and the Bukkake parties on the way back.

This tale about his tail.

The poor fucker whose car is wrecked is even tweeting asking if anyone can get 3 of them to the match. Alan the cunt has just fucked off and got his brand spanker new coach and left these lads on the roadside with a written off car. On the plus side, they've probably avoided the Wembley heartbreak that I am really looking forward to watching.

The content this trip has provided is just blissful. I mean…why don’t they just go to the pub? And they’ll all be too hungover again to support their team properly. Can’t even do seasoned alcoholism right

He looks about 5’8 in that boxing video so I’m assuming he’s ‘Big’ in the same way SAFC are

Are they actually aware that it’s possible to go into places in London and buy food which is prepared in a way that makes it ready to eat there and then? It’s like it’s an alien concept to them.

How much of a classless backwater tramp do you have to be to go on like that, drinking warm cans of Fosters in a public fountain and leaving the place a fucking tip, and then walk off thinking everyone will love you for it? And then you have Storey going round trying to get free cans off people in the one tatty Sunderland top he owns

Is there a Labour club in Burnley?

So it seems the Spirit of 37 banner display is cancelled because the cards they were going to use failed a fire test...........fuckin idiots🤣 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-spirit-of-37-statement-display-cancelled.1579708/

Good one Barry really got us there, anyway have you stopped putting pictures of your micro penis on the internet?

I think the govt are in full-on, pissed arsehole who’s been drinking all Saturday in the sun, have a pop at anyone mode now. And, in line with that, it’s not going to end prettily. They seem to think culling a few civil servants is going to solve the cost of living crisis in their latest drunken swipe at whoever’s standing nearby. It’s fucking bizarre behaviour, man. Meanwhile, I think there’s still about a million quid a day being spent on consultants at ‘NHS’ Test and Trace. That’s forgetting about the 30-odd billion already that’s already been wasted on that particular parcel

Hanging around so he can sign for us next summer tbh

Mbappe announces he's re-signing for PSG. La Liga (not even Real Madrid) throw a total strop

I’m going to be generous and give them a day to wank themselves dry before the transfer threads start on Ready To Groom- “ Should we go for Richarlison?” ” Bring Pickford Home” etc etc. Then another week before the rage begins, partly because the above doesn’t actually become a reality, and partly because the reality ( that they’ll have a “war chest” of 25p and a bag of crisps) will become evident.

Wycombe’s manager is taking the loss well thankfully.

I wonder how many losses it’ll be until they complain they’re everyone in the championships cup final.

Aye he propelled them from 4th in the table, 2 points off automatic promotion...... to finish the season 5th in the table, 6 points off automatic promotion. Let's hope he has as much success propelling them up the Championship table.

Sunderland are so far definitely looking the better of two teams that weren't good enough for automatic promotion from Division 3.

Irony.

Thats terrible mind, all Alan had to do was ditch half a ton of the Lasagne supplies and they could’ve given the lads a lift.

Oh, I dunno, everyone replying, hoping they get to see the match, and the lad saying they’re sorted with a replacement coach, whilst the poor sap who’s car they hit responds, saying he was also on the way to the game -zero responses.

They're literally just saying it to wind people up. Which is pathetic but people really should ignore the silly cunts.

on the gear 10 minutes before full-time, top off and ready to windmill. I’m just imagining Graeme Jones’ flip-flops flying through the sky in the fracas

Tindall looks well mind.

The biggest display Wembley has never seen marra ftm Losers

come to wembly

Making Braverman attorney general is akin to making CT chairman of the Boldon branch of weight watchers

Aye. Fucking track and trace. Called me dozens of times asking for the same information over and over. Ridiculous waste of money, still ongoing as you say. There's simply no competence left in this government to govern, Johnson and Cummings purged all the half decent tories. Johnson has probably destroyed the Union as well as his party. The penny is beginning to drop though and the bullshit isn't working anymore.

Fair play to them, finishing 5th in league one and beating Wycombe Wanderers is an absolutely phenomenal achievement for them. I’m sure they will completely overhaul this squad and be able to instantly compete in the Championship after being miles behind the automatic spots.

Aye, I'm just going to read Gemmill's inevitable MBM on here.

Definitely Alan Kennedy to the right of Terry Mac. I think you’re right, the bloke next to Frank Clark is Tommy Cassidy, it’s just a fucking terrible shot of him. He’s sat next to Lee here and he’s only bloke on our books that looks remotely similar and was in the squad at the time of the pic above.

Let the annual Sunderland community bath commence.

They got wrong directions! They should of asked rtg!