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I finally got it this week, by the way. Right in time for the Gay Olympics last night. The universe is a harsh mistress.

A white supremacist has shot 10 people in Buffalo. The media arent calling it terror related. Why? Because he's fucking white. They use quote marks over white supremacist despite the guy calling himself that and fucking streaming it. We live in a fucked up world at times.

"So pleased for Mark Noble getting a good reception for his last West Ham game, in the 60s his auntie Ethel used to live two doors down from the Krays who were good friends of mine when they were in prison and desperate to speak to anyone. Well done, Mark! I'm sure they're looking down and joining in the applause just like me."

Stone the fackin crows, the ammaz 'av scowud!

I blame my hangover

The Spanish lass is still getting my “vote”

The Karate Flid.

Wouldn’t be the first time your lot did it.

I hope Leeds go down because I’d rather raid them for Raphina and Kalvin Phillips than Everton for DCL and Richarlison.

Those loveable scousers and Londoners

See Fish. That's how to do it. 😉

I had a look at it. Most names are pretty obvious but not available, especially those from Bayern. Schlotterbeck has already agreed a move to Dortmund. Those players I can say something about and I would recommend are Raum at left back, Ndicka at centre back and Wirtz as an attacking player. The first one would be a perfect left back mirroring the attributes from Trippier. Ndicka is a solid centre back with the typical attributes of a French international. Wirtz is the next rising star from Leverkusen’s academy after Havertz. One of the brightest prospects in Europe. He might already be out of reach. If there was a chance to sign him I would really try it because both sides would probably benefit in raising each other’s profile.

You did so well until it turns out that the rest of Europe dislikes you.

Looks like another one's lost the 'y' after his surname. Sad.

Fackin not just yer British royal Faaahmlee who support the appy ammers, even yer fackin Monaco royal Faaahmlee do as well. Good pals with Mark Noble! Gawd bless ya, you speccy bald frog, gawd bless ya cotton socks. COYI ⚒️

Martin Tyler's patter, man. talking about Mark Noble 'propa as they say in these parts' whilst trying to do a cockney accent. Jesus has just ordered some extra boxes of Kleenex for the tears that's produced, what a fucking bull's Clem.

Something to do with mental health something, clearly.

Turner’s been on the conspiracy grift for a while now. With Le Tissier you get the feeling he’s just thick as pig’s shit whereas she knows exactly what she is doing

Never knew Bill Gates funded the BBC. There's the problem right there. Any valid points she makes are drowned out by this type of bullshit. The loss of the right to protest though is indeed a huge concern. Enabled by the likes of GB news.

I recall him copping a mouthful of abuse from Lascelles a couple of seasons back and his reponse was to tell Lascelles his breath stunk. Quite amusing.

The issue is price. You don’t want to be spending much more than £30m on him but Everton would want a premium as he’s English. Bigger value to be found elsewhere if they’re hoping for £50m+

He was born in England, so yeah, he could have played for your lot. But he was as Aussie as an Aussie can be. It was never going to happen.

Has the tools to be a good player. His best spell was last season when there was nobody in the stands howling at him….he is/was a target for the miserablists in the Gwladys Street end…. If he does come and Eddie improves him the way he’s improved others & the crowd gets behind him positively there could be a very decent centre forward in him…

On behalf of Britain, I accept your apology.

RIP. Great player

I think it’s the latter. I.e. pretty bland, good looking lad at a time when the bbc were looking to add some diversity to their line up of presenters. When it comes to football, like you say, his analysis is pretty crap. I get the feeling he doesn’t watch a lot of matches beyond his job or is much of a ‘thinker’ re: football.

and that he hits Leon Bests leg and puts him out for weeks

That's an unreal goal, but it's Harper's celebration that gets me every time.

Well that was entertaining. And that's just this thread.

FYPs Angry Kid.

Are… are we rejoining the EU?

'its my job i cant stop it'

Crouching Maxi, God I Wish He Was Hidden Pearson

I've been busy so watching this on delay at the moment. Looking forward to this Spanish act.

Jenas after the nil nil draw: ‘This game has had everything’. Aye, apart from the fucking obvious.

Someone is desperate to see Eurovision.

I’d forgotten how much that shot curled in to the corner, tbh, mostly because I’m busy unzipping my pants when I watch it.

I'm not comparing the two, obviously. One's a fucking egotistical maniac who has to be involved in everything and whose very appearance draws ridicule, the other's Wraith.

Pathetic all round. Special shout out to the bloke who comes to back up his mate who falls on his arse on the tube, tries to look hard then immediately thinks better of it and retreats.

Nobody emerges from that one looking good

Add her to Billie's ex, Matt Le Tissier, Right Said Fred and the poo lady on the list of no marks who have a new career spouting shite about COVID

every time she got 12 points I said to the mrs I hope she keeps turning to wave to somebody on the left, I think she hates me. not seen an arse as magnificent as that since salma danced with a snake!

They're thick as mince?

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