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Second semi-final is on BBC Three tonight, incidentally, and it's the one the UK can vote in. It starts with Finland, who've thawed out The Rasmus for the occasion, then proceeds via a Serbian Mystic Meg singing about health insurance and Meghan Markle's hair, and a gender-bending junkie rocker from San Marino riding a bucking bronco. After that things start to get a bit weird...

"He hasn't beaten a man in his last 20 games and, err, just get on with it, kinda thing"

Party time.

I think that Bruno might be better suited in the PL as the most advanced of the midfield 3 (I realise you were in about Joelinton in the forward role he’s played recently) which leaves room for Joelinton and Kalvin Phillips. Also, I know it’s difficult given the mindset of the past 15 years or so but we need to think beyond having a more or less set XI when everyone is fit. Imagine having a squad with depth. Crazy, eh?

Well if there's anyone guaranteed to have watched our last 20 games then it's you.

You're absolutely right, but it's a concept that most of us are going to need to take time to get our head around. It's not just the past 15 years, I don't think we've EVER had a squad with depth the way Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool have had in recent years.

Recipe says Mascarpone What CT bought

Agreed, makes them look more modern. I honestly quite like the change of crest colour as well, when its for the non-home shirts anyway. Its something a lot of clubs do these days and I prefer it to changing the crest completely.

Think it’s nice tbh. Minimal kits are miles better than over worked shite

Blood? 🧐

Villa is a dump and he had to be managed by Steven Gerrard. Here, he has Eddie Howe and his lovely smile telling him everything will be ok

Bent as fuck VAR officials but in the meantime let us look at the video for a trademarked headband.

He's just another one of these fuckwits who thinks that he and only he can see the absolute truth of everything, despite doing little to no reading on any given subject, and refusing to open his mind to competing possibilities and test his analysis against them. His wing of lunatics are so 'grouped' in their 'thinking' that they are now impervious to any and all forms of information that doesn't match their worldview - actively so in fact, because they're so fucking dull that being a "mainstream rejecting visionary" is literally 95% of their personality at this stage, with the other 5% entirely focused on orienting itself up Putin's arse.

I think that about Bruno too but he does like to drop deep to link play. I take the point if someone like Philips were to do that it frees him up a bit. Aye the mind does bend at the possibilities of madness like squad depth Get Paqueta in as well as Philips and a couple of wingers. The heck am I thinking we need to have a ranked list or something.

The ARTICLES and fume that will cause is very exciting

CT getting in to bed.

Won goal of the month.

CT getting out of bed.

"Sooooo you don't have cash money?"

Sefovic: If you take a step back, this really is insane. The UK was the country obsessed with its borders, but as we've seen in Dover, has decided not to enforce them and accept anything the EU exports, unchecked. How long it will take for this to trigger a WTO case against us, fuck knows. And now by sabotaging the NI protocol, a legally binding international agreement, we are actually trying to undermine the EU's borders. Is there nobody in the MSM, particularly the BBC, who will give an honest appraisal of this situation, or are we living in Russia?

DCL started this season and last season well but then fell off to his usual 1 in 4 goal ratio. I wouldn't be breaking the bank for him and if Everton stay up they're not going to want to let him go cheaply.

Fuck off!

So blessed are we to have the return of a fully grown man who feels the need to vomit out every possible thought, question or event, no matter how insignificant or uninteresting, at a breakneck pace

If you don’t have any black pepper, just sprinkle on some instant coffee after you’ve cooked it, as it , briefly, looks the same.

Looks like I'm doing cacio e pepe tonight, luckily I've got pecorino in the house but it wouldn't have been a massive problem if I hadn't as there's also dairylea slices I could've used.

Got any sour cream? if you mix a bit of that with the Philadelphia you’ll be close. Or, if you’re going shopping as you say… … BUY SOME FUCKING MASCARPONE YOU ABSOLUTE WHOPPER! 6 litres should do you.

Imagine a midfield rotation of: Bruno, Kalvin Philips, Paquetta, Joelinton, Shelvey, Willock instead of fearing an injury in case you have to rely on the likes of Hendrick, Hayden or Longstaff

Maybe just you

Perfectly imo, he takes Shelveys slot in the midfield 3.

Looks like they were just waiting for mathematical safety

READY TO GO YEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSS

That's it - safe.

Can I have some of what you and Michael Gove are on?

I get that he’s on a free and everything but he’s had about one season in the last 4 years. He’s not worth a fortune even if it’s ‘just’ on wages.

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