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After getting everyone invested in Everton's demise this IS NOT ON! Least you can do is keep it up till there's mathematical possibility ffs.

Daft Twat.

Aye, no doubting his ability as a coach, but the bloke is a fucking idiot if he thinks his opposition number's job should be anything other than "do what is best in this specific set of circumstances for the team which I manage". We know he isn't an idiot, so he doesn't really think this, therefore the only conclusion to draw is that he's a bit of a classless cunt who was just saying "Hey Spurs and Antonio Conte, we're better than you. Look what you've been reduced to to try and get a result from us. Enjoy finishing 4th/5th." To which Conte's response should be "Well it seems like you should have known that's what I was going to do, and yet it still worked. Sounds to me like I got one over on you, fucking Ishtar. Enjoy finishing 2nd." End scene.

One of the lads my son plays with was going to reserve game near the start of the season. The lad had his Wallsend Boys Club trackie top on. Anyway Elliot Anderson came up to them, started chatting and saying he used to play for Wallsend and got his photo taken with the lad etc. The dad was saying Anderson seems like a lovely lad. Obviously that’s just an anecdote that doesn’t prove a lot but it suggests he’s got a decent head on his shoulders. I know what he’s done at Bristol Rovers doesn’t mean he’s ready to walk into the first team but, like others have said, it’s great to hear about a loanee doing well at another club for once. It would be brilliant to see a local lad make the grade here though. It’s been far too long since that’s happened

Go and slam your knob in the car door.

He’s a total fucking helmet. If he’s not annoyed by teams having the cheek to try and beat them, he’s whinging on about the fixture list. Mate, if you want to win 4 trophies, the games are going to pile up, you camel gobbed knob jockey. The cunts win 98% of their games, VAR bends over backwards to help them, the press do nothing but gush over him and it’s still not enough

Jamie Redknapp thinks the City players will have been saying 'We're back in it' after the Liverpool result last night. Errrrr ok. When were they out of it?

A Yorkshireman who thinks that £5m is nothing. I’ve seen it all now.

Can't change a team overnight but you need grafters as well as skill. ASM not doing either at the minute, Miggy isn't the long term answer, Dubravka needs a better keeper in front of him to better himself, Longstaff isn't getting that promise of a few years ago back, love it if he did but it ain't happening. Wood is a canny enough kid but there's little confidence and Wilson is a crock. It's going to be a process changing things but not impossible. Give them their due but upgrades needed everywhere, the u18s beaten 13-0 by man city the other day. We'll get there but Ashley really did leave a shit sandwich.

A Chelsea fan and a woman beater. It doesn’t take much to connect the dots.

the good news is city rest Kyle Walker, Phil Foden, Riyad Mahez and Bernardo Silva. the bad news is they’re replaced by Oleksandr Zinchenko, Jack Grealish. Ilkay Gundogan and Raheem Sterling

"Oh I just caaaaaan't wait..... to shit my seat!"

wife wanted a coat rack for the hall so being a tight twat I made one out of some cut up spanners welded to diamond mest and mounted it on a lush, thick slice of burr oak. quite chuffed with the result!

The mackems reckon it was a fix and have taken the opportunity to bring up Jimmy Hill

THEY BUILT THE SPITFIRE YOU NOB

"Oh and another thing Jurgen. My fake hair >>>>>>> your fake teeth. 2-0."

At least half the managers are classless cunts, look at our last one for evidence closer to home! They want every last thing in their favour despite being massively advantaged and still have the cheek to twist on? Compare and contrast to Keegan when even in defeat he was gracious to the opposition, took it on the chin and usually stayed upbeat. More class in his little finger than half the cunts combined.

Probably. He’d twist on 21, the daft cunt.

Sell immediately.

He's not been himself, lost his bark.

Get him toys he just looks board.

Your credibility is in tatters after the Everton debacle. I’d be packing my bags if I was Eddie.

Canny. Had the spanner's out this morning to get the TBS roadworthy for a ride out

Only 71% possession. I hope that’s ruined your day.

When you poke your sister, which one of your twelve fingers do you use?

The joke is in the tweet if you look hard enough.

HMHM meeting Scarlett again. * aye, it’s that gif.

Of course they do. They also believe the EU were going to get a federal army and invade Britain and that there's a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen* who have actively been stymieing Wearside for years instead of conservative governments who quite a few them now admire. *One of the mysterious Tyneside businessmen owned a restaurant chain and was called into it around one in the morning in the mid seventies to see a weeping Jimmy Hill who had been caught absconding without paying and with a battered waitress who tried to stop him. It was hushed up but the favour was called in the day Sunderland were beaten at Goodison and Jimmy was instructed to delay the Coventry and Bristol game and then play out a draw. The cabal never forgets and always gets it's way in the end.

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I mean - what’s his point there anyway? A team fighting for a Champions League spot should play in a style that suits their opponents/is easier on the eye rather than in a manner that’s more effective? Just fuck off, man. Also, when they came here and won 1-0, Milner’s sole job was to stop our best player playing his natural game.

FYP

I love how invested they are in teams like Bristol Rovers. Like imagine having knowledge & an opinion of such a club Heres me worrying it might not be a high enough level for our loan players and they’re worrying about playing them next year.

Clash of the titans.

Don’t think people watch our games.

It’s old ‘Choppy choppy’ over in SA who will need convincing.

“ah’ll tell thee wun thing Tarquin Clapton-Bowles would never talk t’ref like that”.

The only response to this is to tell them both to fuck off and accept your red card.

Keep it in perspective we lost 2 games to 50% of the champions league semi finalist. This team is missing Fraser, Wilson, Trippier, Willock, Schar and Shelvey

Here it is. Mav and Goose making their move. Sending on Iceman and Jester.

We'd still have another 5 minutes of VAR to get through if that had happened at the other end.

What a pass from Longstaff. The kind of vision that gets you a 4 year deal

If ASM was playing with better players he would’ve tracked Cancelo’s run there.

I'm checked out from this now. Looks like Everton will probably stay up but I can't be fucked with watching their matches desperately hoping for them to go down. They'll keep Lampard and he'll be fucking dog dirt, and that'll have to do by the look of it. VERY disappointing, Jeff.

I've got a fiver on us 1-2 at 40s, and I'll freely admit I'm living in fantasy land!

Jamie Redknapp + cognitive reasoning =

Speaking of twisting bastards, I see the Southampton fans have turned on Fraudy Ralph. Would love to see the back of him and his little fucking gloves. Total shit merchant and another one who only opens his mouth to moan on.