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Quite a few of them swallowed it.

Quick, someone show him the results.

Yes

Again, situation normal on Wearside..

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students? A PDF file

I remember when people told me I would get to like Lee Bowyer. I never did.

Dr. Fewm.

But with all this obsession with the red wall, is anybody taking notice of the blue wall?

Was it Kevin Phillips?

Oldest trick in the book that, I don’t believe him tbh he’s talked about winning the Balon D’or one day so those quotes fit. Like Wykiki says too there’s not a whole lot of difference between what the original posts said and what he claims was meant, the end result is the same really even if he didn’t directly mention them.

Or, in other words, “I gave the daft cunt a bollocking for trying to promote his board game and getting roped into a dodgy interview and Allan will be saying the square sum of fuck and all in future”

I can't fucking stand 'Pep', Klopp is a pain in the arse as well but he slightly pips pep in the likeability stakes. I couldn't give a shit who wins the PL out of the two although as the Liverpool game has now gone then I hope we stop Man City as it's it's all about NUFC. I prefer watching Liverpool out of the two clubs but that's just more of their attacking style that I find easier on the eye. I prefer both clubs to Man U and Chelsea so hopefully that brings some solace, (as if he'll need it!) to London blue.

No, apparently when they've realised it's a piss take it's now 'Mags bickering amongst themselves and getting themselves worked up about a piss take.' The lack of self awareness is fucking galactic in scale.

My ward have just elected our first black councillors for 48years. I’m chuffed for her- it’s a pretty safe seat but progress is progress. 👍

If Gemmill could get an app to keep his garden tidy, he’d be all over this. Doubly so if he could get a battery powered robot strimmer

Where’s the flags???

Sunderland's answer to Dr Gloom.

Fuckin hell was that it holding up a piece of red/white A4 paper, mind you they did splash out on the cats eyes...gold foil looks like they they went to Poundland

That half of them immediately scrunched up and just threw onto the pitch. What the fuck is wrong with them?

He seems a canny enough lad but obviously likes smoke blew up his arse. Like Bruno he isn't shy but the minute you stop producing on the field it gets brought up in a negative way instead of the 'OMG! Have you seen ASM's tweet? Lol. The goat etc, etc' it becomes criticism. Yes we have limited players and unfortunately ASM can be both brilliant and limited in the same 90 minutes and sometimes the brilliance doesn't get an airing. NJS sums it up in a nutshell.

I’ve seen loads say “the mags invented flags at games then” as the defense. While we didn’t why’ve they not bothered doing anything like this before? Total shit rip off.

Anyway "if the players I was setting up were better I'd make more goals" fails miserably because: a. The cunt never passes and b. When he does they go astray and c. It's not like he's making chances that are missed. So he's saying his non-existent passes would reach better players which is shite as its his responsibility to hit the players we do have. It's also not as if he made loads of goals for Wilson when we did have better than what we have now.

Just as an alternative point, far too many people are getting astroturf and getting rid of plants in favour of 'outdoor living spaces' in the gardens and that is fucking pollenating insects, nesting birds etc. Letting your lawn grow out for a month is a good thing for the local ecology.

This is worth 2 minutes of your life..

They’ve had another poll and decided that Black Cats is old hat and they want to be called the Xerox..…

Aye I'm seeing the same analysis. They've lost councils they've ALWAYS controlled and they haven't made the strides in the councils that they wanted to, but it's "bad but not catastrophic". Just fuck off man. It's analysis like this that will keep that mop headed cunt in a job for longer.

The BBC seem to think the Tories suffering quite a lot of losses and Labour getting the biggest share of the vote for the first time in ages in a national election represents a less than great night for Labour because it wasn’t an absolute catastrophe for the Conservatives. I wonder what the spin would be of the roles were reversed.

Hartlepool and that area are thick, part Yorkshire Tory cunts even after the last few years they still vote conservative? North East my arse.

This is a magnificent thread title

I live in that Blue dot. I'm either a Mackem or a Mag depending on whether I go out the front or back door

Cat’s eyes for me like

Well, I for one do enjoy watching City play. They're world class and I am expecting them to beat us comfortably. A 1-0 like we got v the Horse Heed bastards and I would be happy. .com blurb

Stop reading MSNs sports reporting then

Quality is not a word that sprang to mind watching that cark

Sheff Wed. fans…

Ermm because you only have half a dozen flags you idiot

You would say that

I thought it was you with the orange wristband, having just heard donkey carts will be banned.

Genius move if we can sell Wood AND still use him as a sub