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He doesn’t deserve a Joelintony yet.

It was!

Do you think that deep down he regrets leaving Everton?

I’m taking my kids trampolining, fucking dreading it. At least everyone else on here sounds like they are having a shit one too. Apart from, that is, Paddocklad’s afternoon session in what looks like a belting pub. He can fuck off though.

He thinks you’re pointless, repetitive and pointless.

I'm off on a BH for a change so obviously clearing a bedroom before painting it tomorrow.

Who did it better?

Pro tip: That's because you looked at various recipes and finally went for 6 jars of Lloyd Grossman sauce

RIP Mrs Fist. Bit sick to get the kid involved though.

I’m turning my fence that got Storm Arwened in to planter boxes. The fun just never starts.

"Near the motorbike shops" Absolute genius advertising. 30 to 40 years later, thousands of people still remember it.

And repetitive

And repetitive

Good job there’s a pub there- they must have made a mint off the thirsty Vikings.

This describes him to a tee https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0963721417718261 1 - Thick and unable to apply critical thinking or consider the evidence of any given situation. Easier to just think EVERYTHING is a conspiracy 2 - The need to feel different/special vs everyone else. Ie: "I drink Malibu rather than beer." He thinks he's a free thinker and has seen behind the curtain whereas everyone else is a sheeple. You can add in Right Said Fred et al into the same bracket. It's sad really. He had a good job with Sky and was a club legend at Southampton and he's chucking it all away on some misguided one man crusade against the world

taking the dog to the rec for his favourite frisbee hour then lunch at The Old Granary on Wareham Quay…this is where the Danes of Guthred’s invasion fleet tied up for the winter and took Anglo Saxon priests and noblemen hostage as portrayed in season two of The Last Kingdom

You also get the feeling that he thinks Newcastle is on similar levels of deprivation to Sunderland or Hartlepool. He's probably never been up this far. Also don't understand his point unless he imagines that the British government could have bought us and invested in the women's team. Patronising cunt. SA haven't invested a great deal into the region yet, although it'll come. The only difference so far is that we aren't owned by a penny pinching Southern fuck.

This is one of the Delaney types that’s had the “you should turn your back on the club” type craic. So Newcastle fans are a bunch of pricks for supporting their club, but it’s totally fine if it aligns with something you feel passionate about, cheers Adam.

Carlo Ancelotti after winning the league

Glad we can finally make a start on the second edition of the CT Misery Plate coffee book collection anyway

I’m making burgers and topping them with halloumi, chilli jam and chorizo in an attempt to make up for the disappointment that I couldn’t go on the drink yesterday because wor lass was bad off Saturdays drinking. Understand that may have just have CT a stiffy but so be it

Yeah great timing for her. She pulled rank too as she’d never normally take a penalty This will definitely snowball, next time they play at SJP they’ll get closer to 40,000. Reading Sunderland fans twisting about the price has got me bad laughing like. Given that I went to SOL & it was the exact same price, there was just 19,000 less people. So bitter

Got to be happy for the retiring team captain who converted the first penalty, thus making sure she's managing a goal at St James before she goes out. Lovely stuff.

The original is still an absolute banger

Saturday 23rd May, 863, 3 o'clock Luton Town 4-1 Vikings "How's the lads been getting on lately, Guthred?" "We started off great early doors, got stuck into the raping and pillaging but we were fucking shite at Luton."

“ Zip and trouser”

Same with Asprilla. He was making a decent living doing the jingles on radio ads for Sadie the Bra Lady and Mr Rahman’s Zips until he disappeared down the rabbit hole

Doing a 10k on the streets of central London with Friday's Snowdon hike still in my legs. Seemed like a good idea when I signed up. 😒

Who is the shithouse then? Love how he is still running with the BUJ moniker despite him being the runaway player of the season

15 in a row FTM

"My prediction only didn't happen because other things happened."

Got to be this one

It is , aye. First done in 1987 by Dawes, it’s had very few repeats since. It’s a route based on friction on rock that is famous for being slippery as fuck. I read an article by someone who abseiled in to try the pitch in the video ( it’s three pitches long, the last one being a “fuck you” difficult wall) and they said the only way to keep your feet in contact is to find patches of rougher minerals on the wall and use friction and constant pressure. Edit; I did Crib Groch once in what turned out to be perfect conditions for a “Glory”. Bit like a Brocken Spectre but you see your shadow surrounded by a rainbow halo. It was mental peering over the edge and seeing your shadow on the cloud below, looking like LGBQT Jesus

Are you blaming the Jews? Reported.

I used to climb in the Dinorwic slate quarries, over the lake from Llanberis- it’s an otherworldly place in the less frequented parts. Anyway, it’s an excuse to post this. ( originally it had “Yo Mamma” as background music, but one of Zappa’s sons has gone full bastard with copyright and had the soundtrack deleted). if you cba with the full video, skip to 4:30 for where the insane moves start.

ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA?

It must have been hard commentating when he clearly wasn’t watching the game. Everton were fucking shite.

I’ve said similar, ie him always just looking to get through the next season unscathed without any long term plan. It would also probably have killed him to think that any future owners might benefit from any good infrastructure he had in place. As well the academy it applies to first team training facilities, the stadium, a scouting network etc.

Oh fucking great. We've somehow managed to get a downgrade on Asprilla. It's like trying to psych out Virgin for a free upgrade and ending up with Talk Talk.

That’s the thing though isn’t it - it was three years ago. I’m agnostic tbh. Don’t mind him being given a two year extension to see if improves with Howe’s coaching and better quality players around him. I wouldn’t lose too much sleep if we let him go.