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I've come to the conclusion you just can't have Gerard and Lampard in the same division

Haven’t clicked- is it written in shorthand?

Also, it was my cousin that assisted the goal for Rotherham against the mackems gerrin as they say.

Today is lifting patter awareness day

Pickford’s out of reach

And then glass the chairman?

Aye but imagine that in a 64,000 seat stadium.

Any club, including us, that hires him deserves what they get. And he absolutely deserves being exposed in the way he has been at many clubs now, as a completely hopeless lazy incompetent 'manager'. That he drags his useless son everywhere with him tells you everything you need to know about how the guy will run the place. We're bloody fortunate to have moved onto infinitely better things but just reading his name is still a bit of a trigger Are decent coaches really that hard to find? I wouldn't be surprised if he manages to land another championship job. Perhaps another couple of those before he moves onto league one. Am inglorious reunion with a certain club perhaps.

managed to get two tickets in for my first home since before the pandemic

Maybe the NBA VAR team is made up of massive racists who think they all look the same.

FAO Gemmill

FTM. Marras

Everton FC - the appendix of the FA Premier League. Love it

On top!

He's a very talented player who lacks attitude and workrate.

Just to say I have my own 'small time football blather' moment going on. My team are currently top of their league and have to play 3rd, 2nd and 7th away from home conversely. Might not seem much but when I took over 5 years ago they were 3rd bottom in the bottom of 3 divisions, happy if they didn't get thrashed 8-nil and over the moon if they scored a goal. This season they've played 13 and won 12 of them - the one loss was a 2-1 defeat when our goalkeeper was missing through Covid and one of the outfield players took his place. Might seem little to everyone else, but it's an achievement to these lads. I took over 18 months after they were splintered off the main team in a definite A & B split with us being the B-team. And now we're confirmed as top two in the league and got to the last 16 in the county cup.

I see Wycombe Wanderers play Burton Albion for the final game could a result from the Pirelli be Sunderlands downfall yet again.

Flags- Mag behaviour

Piers Morgan's new show Someone's played gammon bingo with those opening credits

He’ll have bought some flats near the ground that he’ll be hoping to rent out, man

He pretty much said he’s not moving because he’s going to get the sack.

It's the same as Fat Sam. Apparently he's criticised Everton of their merry go round manager game. That CUNT has made a living off the way they operate.

Hmmmm and they’re talking to London, so assume they mean for the final 🙄😂

Barnes had, of course, swam the Amazon. Upstream. Greggs had offered sponsorship but he didn’t want it. That would be cheating. He’d done it alone, totally unsupported; The Barnes Way. All he had was a Zippo lighter, some fishing line and a Swiss Army knife, gifted to him by his first chairman after another successful relegation fight. Steve tied the line off to his Speedos and along its length he’d thread tempting pieces of his calloused feet. Irresistible to piranhas, each night he’d feast on them after his 45 mile swim.

Cheers again for sharing this, I've got a wry smile out of it every day since.. But this is a belter today: "We are up sh*t creek without a paddle and there is a hole in the canoe and non of us can swim and we haven't got life jackets and the water is full of crocodiles."

i thought you were on about CT for a second, I spent ages scanning the picture for a fedora

desperately, desperately poor knowledge in here of the greatest striker the 3rd division has ever produced. especially disappointed in the fish, diego would know.

who could forget the trauma of nearly losing the biggest club ever to be relegated? We still have a candlelit vigil every year. #neverforget #calmdown #ihatetoffee #muchratherhavefudge #noidontmeanthat #beefwand

Professional mercenary Michael Owen doesn't understand this logic.

In the past 29 seasons of the Premier League, 64pts is sufficient to get 6th on average and 5th 13/29. However, since the window closed (1 Feb) his PpG is 2.15, projecting 81.85pts across a 38 game season. Now, obviously I'd not expect that kind of form to continue, but it shows the upper limit for this group of players. And he's managed that without a reliable goal scoring forward that benefits most from this style of play. If Newcastle can sign a reliable goal scorer and add some quality to right wing and centre midfield, I don't think targeting top 8 is an unrealistic aim. However, given the nature of the task ahead, I wouldn't be disappointed with midtable and better football. By that I mean more possession, more fluidity, closer to the game against Norwich and further from the games against Crystal Palace or Leicester.

Right - we’ve had our fun but I reckon we should consider donating to this. Obviously we need a concensus, but as I’m not the thread starter I can’t put a poll on. So, everyone in favour raise your righ… … oh.

Compass- kept walking in circles.

Was his real name Bob ??

No need for that. Hop it.

Writer must be an absolute dinosaur

the fans would be up in arms.

And they call us lucky

Wednesday winning and Sunderland losing. They’re hanging onto 6th by the skin of their shite.

He knows he's fucked already and is putting it on the players as he's probably twigged they don't rate him so he's getting nowt from them. He's finished, was finished a decade ago but now he's finished with a cherry on the top.

Bruce is far and away the worst manager, by any and every measure, that we’ve had post-Keegan. Which is some achievement when you think we had Joe Fucking Kinnear.

Is that a question ?? If so, it's got me totally stumped.

A little mini Tesla to bring the ball out like it did in the Euros