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If Benitez was still there and they were about 6-10 points better off they’d still be giving him dog’s abuse because the Everton fans think they should have better. On RTG recently they were going on about us calling them Scouse Mackems and the Sunderland fans seemed as though they were unaware of the phrase, despite it being decades old. The inevitable conclusion on their part was it’s because we think we’re on a par with Liverpool. No, you stupid cunts, it’s because Everton fans are also bitter as fuck, forever in the shadow of their rivals and unable to have any real perspective about the size and relevance of their club.

Tough tough test for us. Would like to see us competing better than we have against the top sides. If Liverpool play like today I think we can get 3 points. However I cannot see it. The big toothed cunt in charge won't allow them to do that and they are starting ahead of City so will want to pressure on them. 'H'way Lads, get a point min and I'll treat thee to tha laundary doing pet'

Championship, can you handle this?

For all this bluster about how we aren't very good, how they have outperformed us against Cambridge this season (a universal metric for success as we all know)... imagine if we proposed a 'put your money where you mouth is' friendly against them over the summer. They'd be shitting bricks man. They'd resist it in every possible way, try to weasel out of it being meaningful, complain and bitch about how it doesn't count because it's not in the league, etc. Then the day would come, we'd stick 5 past them without getting out of second gear, and it would officially become 'the worst day in the history of their club' up until a few weeks later when they lose 3-0 at home to Fleetwood in their 5th season in League One.

When you look at that finish and the composure yesterday, and him busting a gut to get into the box v Leicester, the lack of goals must be down to the role he's played in previous teams as much as anything else. He's clearly got goals in him when he's in the right place.

He's scored more for us in his 13 games than he did for Lyon in 56. He needs one more to get to his Athletico Paranaense total which he managed in 66 games. This is currently in his Wikipedia page

I’m pretty sure they’ll have no trouble making new friends up here. ” Hi , I’m ***** Howe” ” Is your Dad Eddie Howe?” ” Yes” ” Stick with me, I’ll show you round, introduce you to the Darras Massive. Have you met my sister?”

Nailed on player of the season now like.

And 4 children. Some accountant

Worked with a lad in the 90s who got nicknamed 'Turkish Delight' as he was well in with a gaffer and would even meet up and get the metro back to Gateshead after the game. The gaffer's name was Easton so the lad was obviously 'full of Easton promise'. (He got the job he was after).

My gaffer is a CIty fan. He may have been pissed last night but was texting me whilst MOTD was on. Said even without new players Newcastle will piss top 10 next season. Finished off with 'Welcome to the top 5 clubs, fuck off (Man) United'

He’s different class, my friend. 95% of players, when presented with the opportunity he was given today, would have went for power but he had the speed of thought to go for the chip. It shouldn’t be understated that he was practically the main force in our second too. Most players would have had another touch and the runs of Willock and Murphy would have went unnoticed. Not this thick penis’d cunt; one look up, one ball perfectly weighted, Joelinton’s your uncle. This has went on long enough that I can only really remember the framework of your post but aye, in that time, he did a slide tackle? Well, I’ll review what I was replying to tomorrow but haven’t we all had a lovely time? How’s about that Tyson Fury? Does he support Newcastle or was his gypsy carnival troupe ran by a MLF? Let me know but for now, good night and good luck.

Leyzus for me, marra. FTM.

“Not even a Kidderminster fan him marra, clearly a sad mag in disguise. Bar I went to once full of Kidderminster lads, proper MLF’s too couldn’t speak any more highly of us, even had tattoos on their faces that said they hate the mags. So no way this bloke’s Kidderminster marra”

"Ah bet yayze hate the Mags anarrl, marra?"

Toppest dog to ever get relegated. Make them a trophy.

I just heard Tory franks interview on 5 live. His tears about penalties not being given is absolute nectar and I could drink it all day

Lampard's first managerial interview from the relegation zone coming up....

Alisson taking the piss now.

Pickford. When he loses it, he's like someone got their make a wish kid a game and filled him full of Sunny D.

Boldon pubs getting double the bouncers in to prepare for him coming home. They’ll be used to doing similar with the kitchen staff when CT is off his diet

We have entered the Pickford Phase where he’s running around like a fuckwit, chasing crosses 8 yards out of his goal and leaving it completely open

Beak injury for Richarlison.

Does this mean Burnley are catching us?

Not another thread about wiping ffs.

My mate hates his wife, but she’s got tremendous threpennies so he cantilever.

Honestly at times I just want to put CT out of his misery. When you think he's got that level of brain activity and he's been allowed to raise three children. It's not right.

Sounds great. Someone should get Wor Flags to do one of a calculator and another one that spells out the equation. PARTY TIME!

Ashley no longer owns us CT 😉

I'm not sure England is for Howe. Seems like a bloke who relishes being on the training ground. That would befewand far between with England.

Gemmill and Wykiki Sitting by a tree K I S S I N G.

Mentally ill fantasists are like water molecules- they attract each other.

Was about to post similar, the mail basically saying that the bloke is honey trap waiting to happen. Imagine if he was at a party in Italy hosted by Russians with links to the Kremlin when he was foreign secretary and then imagine if he went there without any security and got pissed? I'm sure he'd have been scrupulously professional.

I don't know which is more tragic, Murphy's one-on-ones or wykiki texting with his gaffer on a Saturday night? I was just laughing at Bruno watching motd last night, he's the real deal and you just knew that one-on-one with Krul was going nowhere but the back of the net, the only question was which way he was going to go about it?

Ohhh he deserves pelters alright

Don't they realise their council performs miracles in the context of the cabal?

Absolutely not, he should sit and constantly discuss the horrors of Yemen and call them terrorist without pause. He should then berate Shearer for being a terrorist sympathizer, and refuse to ever discuss anything about NUFC in any sort of positive light ever again. I think that about covers their current stance it’s just that on repeat but they’re definitely not jealous at all or bitter. Even when Man City come up one of them went “is the owner of Man City a murderer” so which is it lads? Are you actually taking some moralistic stand, or simply applying it to NUFC as the replacement for ‘classy’ as there’s literally no way your shit hole of a club will ever be in the same stratosphere as NUFC ever again. They thought it was bad being in our shadow in the Keegan years . While they’re being moralistic they should have a think how they’d feel if roles were reversed. I can categorically state that I wouldn’t be taking the stance of repeatedly screaming about sportswashing and calling them all terrorist sympathizers. I suppose it’s because they would be coming out with their usual shite patter so there’d be plenty else to have a go about mind.

17 years later, he’s won it again. Joaquín!

In fairness to CT the utter happiness in the Keegan times happened well before the European stuff and title challenges. From day one the time was magic. That match against Bristol City man. "Geordies are back! Geordies are back! Hello Hello"