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The technique on display from Bruno/Almiron from this angle is incredible.

In Steve Bruce's 1000+ games as a manager he has never won three PL games in a row. Eddie Howe has just done it three times in the space of three months with largely the same squad. Levels.

No but it’s just taken me three minutes to straighten my fingers

“Eeeeyah marras I did some reyysurch on the internet masheyyne at the lercul library, pennywell massive FTM. And it seems there was a few solar system things happening when the mag gayums happened, lad behind the desk reckons when it happens and people travel by bus they feel extra tired. Definitely why the mags won their last three. FTM” ”aye marra, was pushing the Alsatian around in its pram today, and saw the lad who used to scuttle owwah lassie, proper MLF, eee says he knaars al abowt space stuff as he has a subscription to all about space magazeyun and went to posh skewel where he learned reyydin and that. So ah asked him and he said aye marra definitely that, then asked how our Sharon was as last time he saw her she said she needed a lie down, proper caring lad, classy you knaars. Anyway FTM”

It's MS Paint time!

I dunno like, that instant denial feels like a guilty conscience. I'll get my assistant, CT, to audit your November posts when he gets back from his sex holiday.

Everything he says is wrong. I get that we looked in a bad way before Jan but he literally makes 5 points there and they are all wrong. We've survived We concede fuck all goals Howes done incredible work with the players who were already here We got the fucking players to hit the ground running in January Joelinton was fucking superb in the game he's just watched but he still thinks he's meant to be a forward so he doesn't think he played well Imbecile.

Taken from .com Eddie Howe post match

To the Bat shed!

"Hahahaha! Hotdog, Merhdad! Fucking hotdog! Yiv anny sent the big cheese for a hotdog and a chronicle, wor kid! Lol!" "Err, just a footballing reference, your excellentie, thank you for the press access, err, ah loved Lawrence of Arabia as a bairn, an that!"

Guess who just farted.

Still absolutely buzzing from last night. LETS BE HAVING YOU!! I wonder if Howe will rotate a couple after the short turn around in games. I wouldn't be surprised to see Willock start tbh.

Dave’s just txtd me and he wants to know hairy xG v baldy xG

I’ve not spent the last six months constantly blathering on about it but yeah, I didn’t think there was a lot of hope and as I’ve outlined if an individual was super confident before last Christmas they were betting against all logical considerations. Gemmill is a jumped up smug smart arsed twat too, which has to be taken into consideration as well

Exclusive footage of KLD showing off his skills on Sunderland High Street.

That’s a long winded way to say you were completely wrong.

BRING ON THE PRAWN SANDWICHES

Mmmm. Sausage guzzling

Fucking typical of John Terry to sneak in there in full kit to take the glory.

I love it when you talk Yorkshire.

Just had look at our thread on Ready to Groom.… They’re taking it well

What I want to know is did the MLF really burn a million Sugar Puffs?

By the standards of that board he should be facing life imprisonment for supporting terrorism. Fortunately for him, an investigation by the Sunderland mental gymnastics kangaroo court revealed he made the whole thing up

Gemmill and Fish displaying a Leazesesque determination to be able to say ‘I told you so’

Well! Take an hour or so away from here and come back to a soft cock group therapy session. "We had our reasons....it was an unprecedented set of circumstances.... no one could have predicted...." And yet someone did. Pathetic, the lot of you.

Viana, brought in as a defensive midfielder…

As things were when Howe walked in we were down imo but it all depended on the signings being right and they absolutely were. Massive credit to the players already here as well who stepped up and as for Eddie, the job he's done shows up Bruce completely as those players that regressed with Bruce are now showing they're not as bad as was made out.

What’s their current position in League One btw?

This is why I wanted a catch-all thread. I was going to get Rayvin to publish the list in hardback using the Patreon money

Was the little trust fund bloke the fourth or fifth owner that successfully pulled the wool over their eyes? I can’t keep up

They’ve absolutely lost their minds like Getting very wound up about a club who are destined to “finish 7th at best for the next 5 years”. We all know they’d welcome practically any owners to Sunderland, so this whole mental gymnastics mirage is absolutely hilarious. They keep calling the Saudi Prince a fascist and a nonce….in which case it’s a surprise he didn’t instruct PIF to buy Sunderland?

His workmates dipping pitta in it. "Spread your cheeks so I can get this last bit".

One hell of an enema, that

This bloke? Owner of the Godolphin Stable, the largest in Britain? I expect every mackem will be boycotting horse racing now then, since they are the leading lights of socially responsible sporting support. Or is that Wahhaboutism?

Something a bit self indulgent maybe that I think we're overlooking, is the atmosphere amongst the fans. Some of the earlier wins SJP roared the team on to victory, enfeebled the likes of Everton, and genuinely lifted the club. So yeah the owners have done well, Howe has done well and the players are really giving it their all - but let's also appreciate our contribution in creating a positive energy. This club is unrecognisable from the Ashley era at fan level, but recognisable from the SBR/Keegan days. I hope we keep that. I mean compare this with Sunderland, a fanbase of serial malcontents who hound out managers who have them in 3rd for a single heavy loss and boo their team to consecutive relegations. I daresay it won't last forever and that once expectations aren't being met in some form we'll change to become more of a traditional top 6 fanbase.. but even so, for now at least I really think it has been vital to our performances.

Oh if you've seen the pictures I've seen then you'll know she won't have taken much convincing.

Where there's muck there's brass, ah tell thee.

Wilson turns up when then Yasir does, the little kiss-arse!

Absolutely love it. What the point of having money and a football club if you wont have fun with it? They've ticked pretty much all the boxes so far, including causing meltdowns amongst the media and other clubs.

I hope we do it for all 38 wins next season.

That picture is absolutely perfect for that lot, these days Just thinking of how absolutely fucking gutted that mackem was with his free ticket as we took the lead. Fuming that he couldn’t go back with a load of made-up stories about crowd revolts and booing after a loss

Hairy Agassi or Bald Agassi? Doesn’t matter to me but @The Fish will need the details clarified

That victory photo with the chairman and the rest is going to send the mackems and other cunts fucking mental....