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Best one of late (and there’s been plenty competition) is someone in that thread saying they wouldn’t cheer if their team had scored a goal after a VAR check. Fortunately for them that’s not going to be a problem any time soon

Nice picture mate but do you know what boats look like?

Wish we’d gotten Stevie G

The sooner these cunts start going back to Benidorm the better

Bruno man. What a fucking player. TOP TEN IS PROGRAMMED

I’m going to pretend I’ve never looked on an NUFC forum. I am then going to make up ridiculous opinions that NUFC fans post on those forums then other mackems are going to tell me I have absolutely correctly predicted what those NUFC fans on the forums I never look at have said. It’s a new variation on the mag at work template

Btw, I love that when a few Newcastle fans post on there it’s absolute iron clad proof “the mags are obsessed” meanwhile they actually have a match thread for every single one of our games complete with both teams line ups, predictions, and they all watch. But you can see how a bloke going on there to have a pop is obsessed

It’s absolutely mind blowing that we didn’t win a game until December and are now 3 points off 9th with 6 games to go

I think it’s a case of looking at our team and thinking ‘who the fuck else is going to score?’

So, I was enjoying a quiet drinks in Keswick when this plastic Yorkshire cunt starts cheering Newcarstle winning against some midland side. Completely ruined my Pimms, and after our great win against City yesterday too. Christ, my ring hurts today BTW. Guffaw.

Lucky mags getting an injury time winner! Get the fuck in.

Dewsbury-Hall needs to pick one name or the other. He sounds like a fucking 19th Century National Trust property.

Junior Soprano

Anyway, Happy Easter everyone!

A superiority complex that defies logic?

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Is he still on the kamagra?

How good a finish was that from Bruno though, one thing busting a gut to get to the box in the 95th minute but he actually had to angle it in the top right corner to get it away from the defender. Top class. Love the fact we can sit back and enjoy the last few games with no squeaky bums in sight and draw up fantasy 11s around Bruno & co. Maybe it gives Howe that little bit extra peace of mind to see what he exactly wants to build for next season. Incredible turnaround since December. Some of our performances, like today haven't been spectacular but you cant possibly ask for more from this squad.

I’m here. Never in doubt x

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Leicester and the mackems can suck my winnits and call it Easter.

Knew it! How many injury time winners have these had lately?

A group of us watched it in a bar in Portugal, what an ending to the match. Top tier shithouse win.

Reports from Cumbria of a middle aged gentleman in Bowness having been arrested for public urination, right up to the last minute.

I hope you’re enjoying your break in Wales, MF.

Canford Cliffs looking east at Easter through the morning haze to Bournemouth Pier.. am.on call till 11 when we get the train to Dorchester for lunch with friends and to get utterly cunted watching NUFC trounce the foam fingered happy clapper cunts from the east mids

Too pissed to read back through but if it’s not been mentioned, Krafth was superb today. Miggy also excellent. Two players who haven’t had much praise since Howe was appointed but if it wasn’t for Bruno being our best player by miles, these two were as important as anyone today.

Reading? Mag behaviour.

These thread titles love it

In your flip flops though, CT. With your purple fat ginger lad's nail beds on show. Illegal.

If you add the points on we were fucking robbed from corrupt officials we would be 4th now

On the bright side I'm happy that Everton should now face Leicester's stronger team on Wednesday.

When Howe got the job if you’d said to me (even though it would’ve been a nerve-shredding scenario) would you take having to get a result at Burnley at the end of the season to stay up? I’d have taken that in a shot

If Howe doesn’t get Manager of the Season for this, there’ll be some trips to Saudi embassies on the cards. It’s almost as unprecedented as Leicester winning the thing.

Comedy value, Thomas, comedy value.

I've just watched that 12 times in a row.

How far from relegation do some of our fans need to be to stop saying “surely that’s enough” IF Burnley won their game in hand we’d be 9 points clear of them with 6 games to go

Proper end of season cack this.

He's got the haircut and beard of a travelling minstrel. I bet he plays the lute.