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“ Odds bodkins! What hath thee for trade, old crone?” ” Two daughter/sisters and a few staffy pups” ” Pfffsst, away, devils porridge crone - I’ll hie to the great city of Newcassel for my victuals and lodging, there be filthy maidens there by the shitload”.

It still is, the mackem was here at the calor door:

Just do a bit of hill walking. Guaranteed any summit over 50m will be CT free.

*essembeeofsunderland shuffles awkwardly in his seat*

15,000 of them on a main road? shame it wasn't the m1

Talking to Liverpool and Manchester City fans and only because he's a Sunderland fan did they bring the subject of Newcastle up? Fucking whey aye!!

couple of years ago I was commuting quite regularly up to the hitachi train servicing depot at doncaster. it became a bit of a thing for me and the bloke I worked with to stop at tibshelf services and grab a macdonalds breakfast. (I know, they're shit) 7,30am there's a big fat mackem twat in the queue with his sunderland top on and a pair of cargo shorts held up underneath his massive gut by a builders belt and pouch thing, face red as beetroot and sweating like a pig. his entire calf from knee to ankle was covered in huge black letters with FTM. the stupid, tragic cunt had devoted about 10 maybe 15% of his skin to showing the world how much he hated us. never crossed my mind to get a smb tattoo not even a little one!

You can always rely on Uncle Fist to deliver.

Last time I was there, this old bloke in one of the bars found a crisp shaped like a lion.

Fucking hell man, what a stupid cunt. That forum must have a template that you can download to create these posts. Just fill in the basics and let the system populate minor details. Location: Cala D'Or Opposition fan encountered: Manchester City, Liverpool Opinion on mags: deluded, smelly, no class Opinion on Sunderland: classier, atmosphere at SOL, the club in general, mam's blow jobs. The way that this is reported as news as well, and gives them all a little spring in their step for the rest of the day. Lovely stuff lads, but the terrible, inescapable facts that are behind these little made up pep talks are that you're still in League 1 and we are about to break into the proper big time, and unless something really significant happens, you might NEVER get to play us in a league fixture again. Now fuck off.

You lads have been playing too much Skyrim. Or Sisterrim as they call it in Sunderland.

From the wiki page for sunderland; ” In 1644 the North was captured by parliament.[31] The villages that later become Sunderland, were taken in March 1644.“ So, in the Civil War, it didn’t exist

I don’t blame them for being little bitter bastards tbh. Newcastle is basically the better looking, cooler, interesting, and richer brother. For years we beat them and the rivalry wasn’t as pervasive as it become recently, then when they started to win and our team got involved in the fights for relegation with them it got nastier and more bitter. Obviously I will never try to pretend I’m not biased, but Sunderland genuinely is a fucking shithole. Every bit of it is worse than Newcastle, they’ll deny it, or do their usual trying to pretend certain things actually are Sunderland to make themselves feel better, but it’s fucking true. The Bridges is their Northumberland Street/Eldon Square and it’s honestly struggling to be on the same level as North Shields high street, it’s pathetic, genuinely fucking embarrassing for a ‘city’ centre shopping district. The architecture is concrete fucking crap, the entire place, whereas parts of Newcastle are fucking stunning. The comparison between football clubs doesn’t even need to be discussed anymore, we are on different planets now. I think Sunderland Uni is among the worst in the UK, Newcastle Uni on the other hand consistently ranks high especially for medical school iirc. Newcastle is known elsewhere, maybe through the club, maybe through the beer, or people like Sting. They used to be called plastic Geordie’s iirc as the standard tag on when people didn’t know where Sunderland was would be “…near Newcastle, aye geordie that’s right”. Sunderland is just fucking irrelevant tbh, that’s why they now try to claw places like Durham as part of Sunderland. So aye, I understand the bitterness from them tbh - that season we were in the championship and they were in the PL was the fucking peak for them, you could tell by the way they clung on to that no matter how insane it was “we might be bottom marra but that’s one playuce above ya FTM” even after 37 games in the PL and our guaranteed auto promotion status, it’s been a break neck reality check since. I would say that now their club is about on par with the rest of that fucking tip they call home. At some point they’ll be looking over the mounds of shit filled carrier bags, fake historical landmarks, dog todd, and cans of special brew at the bright lights of an actual city, with history, significance, and culture, they’ll turn to their pet Alsatian called Callum while it’s love making with a stray Staffordshire bull terrier and they’ll say “ye knarrr what Callum? Theyssse says it’s Newcastle airport buyyt reyylee we knars it’s Pontelands. FTM” before passing out on their mattress that’s on the floor. “On the rivvvahhhh where they used to make the boooooattsss…”

Post seems to be lacking links so to said trim tbh

Whipped them out in Spender… err, nsfw

That’s a bit rich coming from a nation listening to the drivel from Nigel Farage and voting for a blonde clown to be PM.

also v leicester... david kelly, david kelly, gets a hat trick when he's on tele... to the andy cole song. 6-0 at half time. happy days!

Aye, as Oz would say, 'Tidy bit o tackle'

You might have. Can you recall seeing anyone sauntering with a plastic sword?

I was also in the East Stand, and turned to the bloke next to me at 3-1 and said "Mind Shearers done fuck all today!".

We need to add 'Mackem on holiday' to the 'Mag at work', legend, like. 'Mackem on holiday reckons Penelope Cruz blew his pipe and said it was much better and bigger than the Mag's pipe. Said theirs tasted of gravy but ours tasted like champagne truffles. Gerrin!!! FTM'

When I met her, Mrs Rents thought Penshaw monument was a bona fide Roman temple. Should have seen how excited she was when I took her to Oban.

The FTM and SMB thing is quite telling I think. "Fuck the Mags", a slogan seething with anger and bitterness. "Sad mackem bastards", an honest appraisal of their outlook tinged with pity. I've never seen anyone with an SMB tattoo either.

In 1634 the Bishop granted them permission to hold a market and an annual fair whooo hooo !!!! It is also an accepted scientific and historical fact that those 3 villages had an above average population of idiots

If your arm, leg or foot is currently viewed as offside that should be onside. The 90s guidance of daylight was spot on..The current guidance of the big toe of your right foot etc is fuckin bollocks and completely against the spirit of the rules as they were when they were established. Again, the guidance has been changed to suit the technology available nowadays. It's blatant fuckin nonsense.

So much for the magedia

thinking about it, it was probably about 30 year ago when I was there as the daughter had only.just started walking. seem to recall there was a limit to two storeys on building height as they didn't want another magaluf or palma nova. think we were the only english couple where we stayed and the rest were german or scandanavian. I don't believe a word of his story either, and on the off chance he's even been on holiday I'd be astonished any fucker would tolerate the dull cunt for more than 2 minutes. sofatester is up there with exile1968 in that he talks about nothing else other than the saudi takeover.

I fucking love the Maine Road multiplier.

I wonder if they twigged because he’s spent the entire trip wearing his Sunderland shirt

EMP

I'm in the Lakes this weekend. Sorry, was

I keep going back to their 6inarow shit. Didn't we win something like 5 in a row, and it barely registered? Because, it wasn't a season defining achievement. For them it makes up for everything else going on at their club. Finished 17th? doesn't matter we beat the Mags 6 in a row. Got relegated? doesn't matter we beat the Mags 6 in a row. Got relegated again? doesn't matter we beat the Mags 6 in a row. Choked at the play offs? doesn't matter we beat the Mags 6 in a row. Lowest finish in the club's history? doesn't matter we beat the Mags 6 in a row. Newcastle been taken over to become the richest club on the planet? doesn't matter we beat the Mags 6 in a row. It's fucking weird.

Timothy Claypole clearly a MLF.

Plus the problem with the current tech is it is the VAR referee who is judging when the ball contact actually takes place, a thousandth of a second either way and their call can be wrong. BTW I believe the VAR cameras are 100 frames/second, so the margin is even wider for mistake.

@Howaynow that you've got an account on RTG, could you just ask for an update on the whereabouts of the NE Top Dogs trophy, please? I just haven't heard it mentioned for a while, and wondered if it's still being awarded each season. It's something they used to track very closely.

Oh aye, to crank up the paranoia on their eyesore of a forum I’ve signed up to it. In the words of perhaps the most famous mackem of all time “I see you are still having no luck catching me”

Do you have that stored on your phone?

I'd love Fortress St James to become a thing again.

Because I’m a liar the subject of what unbelievable scum everyone knows the mags are got brought up.

It’s a pity their own players don’t respond to the ‘brilliant’ atmosphere at the SoL too

I wasn't at that one, but I was at the 5-4 in 1990 which was equally mental.

I thought that myself tbh

Very surreal this game, a few of us went round to a mate's house as he lived with his mam who died that morning, he kept her illness to himself, we only found out right near the end. We're sitting in his having a few cans trying to console him, the match gets put on and by the time we come back from 1-3 down and Shearer gets the winner everyone, very much including our bereaved mate was diving all over his living room going mental. Grief is a strange thing.

This, looked at a few 17th century maps and while Durham features prominently, as it should historically, struggling to find Sunderland tbh. Until the creation of the abortion of Tyne and Wear (sullying the good name of the Tyne) Sunlun was simply a town in County Durham This whole civil war thing is just another Mackem construct in search of relevance.

The Ukrainian lass I follow on Instagram because she’s a top shelf slab of trim seems to think that Johnson turning up is a good thing so take that for what it’s worth. I just hope it doesn’t interrupt her posing in lingerie tbh. That’d sum Johnson up tbh, if he can take any pleasure off us, he will, the cunt