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@wykikitoon Everyone else with Roy Hodgson...... Wykiki.....

Pointing out our obvious obsession with the Mags? Mag behaviour.

BewAnon

Wood bought the penalty and I’m very comfortable with that.

What I particularly like is the way they think we should completely abandon our club, claiming they’d do the same. Yet there they are, on a Friday night, watching our game on Sky. Most of the money football makes from Sky ends up in the hands of premier league clubs and you get more money the more you’re on the telly. There they are, literally boosting our viewing figures, which in turn leads to more revenue, as the most watch teams get more coverage. And they think they’re somehow morally superior because they’re desperate to see us lose. They’re fucking great, man

Get a room ffs.

"RTG haven't got Rayvin....WE HAVE!"

I may have had a few last night but I stand by that post We are safe despite everything. And we are gonna fucking win something in our lifetimes, I am sure of it. And they will all bitch and moan and complain, and we will magnanimously inform them that they are, to a man, cunts.

Penalty all day. You can't just slide across the path of someone running at full pace and not get the ball. Who hit who first is irrelevant

Rayvin’s been on the Carling Premier

We are fucking safe. It's over man. Just fucking done. "Oh but no club has ever survived after failing to win 13 games" "Oh but Saudi Arabia" "Oh but Steve Bruce was actually doing a good job with a championship team" "Oh but we won't sell you players to protect our cartel" FUCK OFF you southern fucking bastard journalists, and you fucking Northern fucking mackem bastard whatevers, and you fucking variably placed top 6 cartel motherfucker clubs that are piss scared of a resurgent Newcastle. I hope you all fucking choke on it! Fucking safe. Done. Fuck off the lot of you.

Really enjoyed the match over all, hospitality area was very nice, lots of food & drink. Seats were class as well. John Beresford & some bloke off the telly were going round the tables. Steve Howie was giving his “analysis” on a stage that would later be filled with an acoustic duo murdering the Beatles. I was massively impressed by the Wor Flags display, it was absolutely stunning to see the ground like that and far more effective than having one stand with one big flag. Atmosphere was flat at times and incredible at others, very loud at times. Performance wise it was decent, Wolves are a hard team to break down and they had ASM completely figured out & he knew it. Bruno was absolutely class & there’s a few players who could learn from him. Everything he does is functional but he knows where to put some flair in. Kind of like a reverse ASM. MSA. Great fun overall anyway.

If he’d have slagged us off, he’d be Jamie Marragher

I really wonder what they’re up to these days. Probably get 4/1 odds that COVID killed one of them

Friends, there’s so many possibilities that we haven’t even experienced yet that could well send this lot mental. Kieran Trippier scoring a free kick in a World Cup Quarter Final, for instance. Imagine when the entire country is praising that. And that’s before PIF start piling the kind of money into the area that would a shady Tyneside cabal blush. Theres no end to potential scenarios that will properly send them west

I’m liking this Rayvin.

Tremendous result. Spent all day, pre match drinks and most of the match, bed wetting. Even went to cover my eyes for the penalty (but relented) The Wor Flags display was my favourite to date with flags in every side of the ground and the scenes pre and post match were a thing of beauty. Bruno looked like a Rolls Royce and I just can’t wait to see him surrounded by better quality players next season. If we can get good money for ASM I’d be happy to see him move on in the summer. So frustrating to see a player with those skills not seem to have that little bit extra upstairs to become a really great player. Also a massive round of applause for Dubravka with a wonderful save to secure the points. We’re SAFE! Well done Eddie. Magnificent.

Always sad selfish cunts spoiling it for everyone else and getting others to bail them out. That's a universal in all aspects of life.

Whether you think it’s right or wrong it’s not ‘new’ or ‘modern’ is my point. It’s just scrutinised a lot more than ever. I think it was a pen tbh. In real time it looked like a stonewall one too. The keeper made a hash of it and Wood took advantage like J69, Andrew etc have alluded to

Easier to list the ones that aren’t

Poor fuckers looking a bit old and tatty now, mind. Bagpuss still looks the same, though!

There was someone on there saying they shouldn’t be obsessing, watching us on a Friday night etc. She has a point, unless they’ve been playing us I’m struggling to think of when I’ve made an effort to watch them in my entire life. I went to Roker Park with some Spurs supporting family from down south when it was Canon League Division One. I remember them losing the 92 iirc cup final to Liverpool and the Milk Cup loss to Norwich. Obviously seen highlights etc. First reply to her reasonable post is that she’s just outed herself as a mag a sizeable proportion of them are absolutely tapped

Reminds me of the Hamlet phone booth ad.

Can you copy and post it again so we can all like it again, please?

POST OF THE SEASON

The morning after the night before. That tarte au citron hasn't sat right all night. 4:15 and I'm lying here dreaming of the first Gaviscon shot of the day.

They normally like minors

Tweets about it nonstop and has done for months. 40 followers

Woy is a greedy old cunt. Why did he come back? It's pure money. He doesn't need to work. Who on their death bed says 'ooo I wish I worked more' No fucker.

Looks like he was headed to the shower there. RIP.

How many sides of A4 is your “hate” list?

Older sex workers were one of the worst hit demographics, so…

"Germany might have had the brothers Grimm, but we're the sisters Grimmer!"

It’s been bugging me for ages who these two lovelies remind me of, and it’s just dropped.…

He's got an occassional gammy foot you disability shaming prick.

If Leeds and Burnley win, it'll be fainting couch time again. Guaranteed.

If he isn’t playing I will Hinchcliffe - big chinned cunt Pep - Bald fraud Rice - quite like him tbh

Not if you’re Wayne Lineker

And before i get up after my first lie in in yonks (hope the gaviscon worked @Gemmill), the top 3 threads on RTG are about us, with plenty others down tye front page. This one is number 3, very weird. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-gallowgate.1575932/#post-35848071

Its two sides of A0 tbh

I want a Leeds win so it drops that saggy faced cunt Woy

We are 7 points up on where I thought we would be across the same games. I had us getting 15 points total by end of season and we've got 13 already from that stage. So we're definitely going to exceed that, I can't see us only getting 2 more points. I'll dig it up later but my head is swimming a bit tbh

It's almost like a half full stadium in the 3rd division is like a cup final to clubs like Sheffield Wednesday and Ipswich whereas a premier League full house with an atmosphere lulls the likes of Wolves into a false sense of security?

Are you daft? They have never fucked. That midget cunt couldn’t “fuck” someone if his M&S slacks depended on it.

We’re all having a dig at him but have some sympathy ffs. He’s going to have to come up with a new schtick after tonight