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Oh Craig posted it did he? Wonder where Craig found it? Probably on a website Craig made, on the Internet that Craig created, right? Get off his dick, man, he's not the messiah.

Benidorm, summer holidays..... Cockney wanker: "Orwight, Geordie! Noocarsuhl fan are ya?" MLF: "Amma fuck! Sunlin till I die, marra!" CW: "Sorry squire, never too sure." MLF: "We hate the Mags, marra. Do you hate them anarl? Delusional fan base." CW: "I'm more into music to be honest, chief. Love that Sam Fender from up your way. The boy's got some talent." MLF: "Ee's hated in the north east, marra. Not popular at all. Used to be a massive lads fan from South Shields but moved to North Shields and claimed to be a Mag. Plays to the Mag gallery, you see? Ee's hated, marra. Just like his new oil money tee'um." CW: "Oh err, looks like er'indoors is looking for me, err, lahve to chat but err, got things to do."

It would appear you are suffering from long pissypants, your main symptoms are gone but some still persist. Irrespective of last nights result, neither of them are overtaking us

If we reframe this relegation talk as "Project Fear", maybe CT will vote against it

When they talked about bats and pangolins they should have focused on Chinese mice.

The actual Chancellor of the Exchequer's wife who clearly is domiciled in this country, at 11 Downing Street no less, is avoiding paying UK tax while her husband makes us all pay more. Which means the Chancellor the Exchequer is enjoying the benefits of tax avoidance while he makes the rest of us pay more, and whilst millions are seeing their cost of living skyrocket. It's absolutely scandalous. I don't know how it isn't all anyone is talking about.

Aye, and Gateshead used to be in County Durham. That's why technically speaking the Sage is in Sunderland marra. And Gosforth used to be in Northumberland. That's why Sunderland is a bigger city than Newcastle marra.

If I were in charge at our place, I’d wait it out until November, then spend £5 Million on the most ridiculously lavish and over produced “Welcome to the club Dan” video and press presentations, just to say to Brighton and anyone else thinking of inflating their demands, ” We can afford it, but FUCK YOU!”

Dion Dublin would be rubbing his hands saying “all I see here is potential” before him and the camera crew get robbed by a bunch of lads fans on BMX’s outside.

Lampard basically admitting he doesn't know why his team can't win games. Sounds like a man who deserves to keep getting handed managerial roles.

Always worth noting their tourism board really highlight the best parts of Sunderland’s culture

This Sam Fender thing has absolutely sent me mind Also they confuse the County Durham thing, until the Queen double dropped cowies and made Sunderland a city for a laugh it was a town in Durham. Anyway Sunderland is a town AS GOD ALMIGHTY ORDAINED because they don’t have a cathedral and the queen can’t change that divine perspective. Town.

Not if the fucking general public are like you it won’t, you dozy cunt

For our American chums who may be confused by trophyshy’s post, he means zucchini. Hope that helps, marras.

Do you think the rich in India pay taxes unlike the rich in every other country on the planet? Anyway its about him setting taxes while she laughs at the little people (which does include him I suppose).

We've had 2 shit halves of a game of football (second halves of Everton, Spurs). Seriously, that's it. People think I'm a pessimist. I don't think I am. I analyse things and say things as I see them, as free from bias as I can be. It's what I do for a living and I'm normally right, otherwise I'd be out of a job. If that's bad news, I don't sugar coat it. But in this objectively speaking, we are very unlikely to get relegated, it would take a weird turn of events. It's not impossible of course, but fuck me, it takes a strange mindset to be worried at this stage. CT I am sure is reverting to contrariness. Gloom I don't know, just seems to be completely incontinent.

Do you only stop bedwetting when we're mathematically safe like? Fairly sure every team from 9th down aren't mathematically safe. You are in actual fact being a right fanny here.

Landfill © of Light, June 2022 Elton John: "....🎵and losing everything, is like the sun going down on me......🎶 Ladies and gentlemen......Mr Sam Fender...... [Comes out in 1996 NUFC granda shirt] Fender: "......🎶Cos this is a mighty tooown! Built upon a solid ground......Toon! Toon!......and everything they tried so hard to kill, we will rebuild.....🎵......We took the bus to Blaydon, t'was on the ninth of June......."

Don't be harsh on yourself man....

I caught ten minutes of your favourite station this morning with The Alchie and The World's Most Boring Brummie discussing Everton's plight and not once did they mention that it might be anything to do with the manager or the tactics. Apparently it's completely down to recruitment and the players. The Dull One's answer to their problems was to let Big Dunc tear strips off them in the dressing room. As easy as that.

Aye, Lampard is just the successor to the likes of Bruce, Hughes etc. He’ll continue to get jobs for years because of his name and how much his mates on the telly will deflect the blame for him

I'm Still Standing (cos there's no fucking way am I sitting on those shite smeared seats)

When you arrive at the next morning, it's called "last night".

"like a candle in the bins"

Going to buy this and rent it out to serial killers

I know you didn't Wykiki just laid that honour upon you. (there's no real aggression, I love you all equally. Except you CT. You're in the doghouse until you generate some BDE)

I think this bit gets overlooked If we were all to maintain our Points per Game, Newcastle would end up on 40pts, Everton survive on 33, etc. For Everton to surpass 40pts they'd have to get 15pts from the next 9 games. That's 5 wins man! 15pts from 9 games is 1.7PpG, the kind of form that would grant you 5th position in a league season! But sure, this side that has 7 wins all season is going to somehow dig out Champions League form against... CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LEVEL OPPOSITION!

Spot on, I don’t get this view point that they’re suddenly going to start some massive run. They beat Spurs and then proceeded to get pumped for the next few games. Everton are absolutely fucking shambolic, sure they beat us but that was in a game where we’d played 3 away games in 8 days and the referee allowed them to kick us off the pitch. We played bad second half as we did against Spurs so pretty much 90 minutes of bad football since early January and people are now screaming they can’t see us winning a game. I even saw a bloke having Leicester at home as winnable for Everton, but when it was mentioned we had the same fixture he said we’d get turned over . I’ve never seen a fixture where one side win a game and suddenly the losing side are seen as possibly going on a run of wins. We are talking about sides that don’t win games, so 6-7 points is a massive gap. As pointed out elsewhere even if one of them caught us it’s not enough, it has to be three of them while we also fail to overtake Brentford and Brighton. I flat out don’t understand how people look at Watford away for Everton and say that’s winnable, they lost to Norwich and Burnley away ffs. I saw a tweet the other day, that if we only had the points we’d accrued since Howe joined in November we would still be 4 points clear of relegation, it would be 2 points now since Burnley have passed Watford but fucking hell that shows how we’ve been in comparison the the rabble around us. We lost to Chelsea and Tottenham away, realistically the only game you can be annoyed about losing points is Everton away, but we also won Southampton away when most wrote it off. If we pick up 4 points, which would be literally calamitous Bruce style form, it would mean Burnley and Everton would BOTH have to get 10-11 points, and Leeds would also need 5. If we go down at this point it would be fucking fully deserved.

Even with Bruce in charge for far too long this season, we've avereaged just over a point a game. In the last 15 games it's about 1.5 points per game. If we revert back to our seasons average in our remaining matches we'll get to 39 points no problem. There's no way we go down with that total this season. As it is, I think it's far more likely we break the 40 point barrier. I'm very confident we will be playing in this division next season.

That’s a big courgette, marra.

Months?! Make it weeks, soft cock. I will NEVER FORGET the "I think that's us relegated" when we drew 3-3 with Brentford in NOVEMBER though. You were the apex pissypants back then.

happy clappy sidekick, you’re just a happy clappy sidekick

Yeah, I thought that too re: the relative outrage at celebs doing it. Of course all the oligarchs funding the Tory party were at it too.

The usual suspects who have an fuckin coronary over the tax status and practices of Lewis Hamilton and Jimmy Carr are strangely quiet this morning...some imbeciles suggesting that as its legal there's nothing wrong...This couple have plainly had a chat about this, should've been when he entered parliament, should definitely have been had when Sunak became head of the exchequer his wife,living with him at the HM Governments grace and favour residence at 11 Downing Street, is point blank refusing to contribute to despite having lived in the UK for 15 years . They probably thought they'd get away with it, and they're probably right...

I don’t think anyone is completely discounting the possibility of our going down. However the ‘sensible’ position is recognising 5 teams have a better chance of going down. 4 of those 5 have a much greater chance of going down. 2 of those look dead certs and in the case of Norwich it’s basically a done deal.

Donate 5M instead, make them look proper Stefan Kuntz.

CT, you are categorically not a sensible man

Burnley have won 4 games all season. Literally none of their games are "winnable" for them in any way shape or form.

👍 Radio 4 this morning, little inserts in the middle of the story, 'of course nobody is suggesting that anything is illegal'......Well it fucking should be, question the absurdity of it as well as the morality.

As usual the people arguing it’s above board miss the point about the rules being crooked

Attenborough has a one-off special airing next Friday 15th on BBC. They’ve spent the last three years at a fossil site called Tanis in North Dakota which provides evidence of the day the meteor struck. Article here. I absolutely love shit like this- they’ve found a leg, amongst other things, which is virtually intact ( muscle, skin, etc) that they think was torn off when the river surge/tsunami hit.

Do they still claim Bobby Robson was a secret MLF? Or is mocking his cancer still their default position like it was in 2008?

Its great getting to watch him be a striker now rather than being ronaldos servant, he is so so good.

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Too Low For Zero (Interest). Also, I can’t believe I didn’t hit this first… The Captain And The Kid.