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It's nowt new - I went to see Simple Minds at Gateshead stadium in about 94 and not even football related, Jim Kerr just said "The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine" as a bit of audience banter and a group of pissed up Mackem idiots near me shouted fuck off and "The fog on the wee-ar, marra" Inferiority complex obsessed cunts to a man/woman/thing.

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“DON’T YOU KNOW ELTON JOHN IS COMIN MARRA”

Other physical identifiers- when they screech “ 6 in a rower, marra!” and hold up one hand.

"Recognisable mackem" Is he one of the lasses from Sunderland til I die? Thanks to Howay and MF, they're about the most recognisable mackems I can think of. Unfortunately.

And now their beloved Wear will be forever immortalised as [fade to black] On a river where they used to build the boats...

"Exactly!"

Look at that xG

My mother went to see him and was pissed off that he didn’t get up on the piano and give it the big licks. He was about 68, what did she expect? There’s every chance that hairpiece will get caught by a stray crisp packet in the Landfill of Light and get whipped off his head too

“Sticky Vicky is on at the Pallion WMC. Mags could never compete”

Fair play that he was named after the level of his patter.

'We're hosting Elton John in June!' Is there no end to the absolute tragedy of mackems making tits of themselves? Imagine giving a fuck about which musician is having a concert in your town as a one up with your (geographic) rivals? (And the musician you showcase is Elton John). For their own safety and sanity they need to stay where they are for another few years at least and hopefully the penny will finally not only have dropped but they'll have started to accept it and I guess that's why they call it the blues.

I hope he’s absolutely fucked his career for good. The stupid cunt. The last few years have taught us how dangerous people like him with a platform really are.

Seeing as Johnson (cunt) always takes the piss out of Blackford for his weight (fucking irony), I'd love someone to say to Sunak "Can you stand up when you answer....OH I'm sorry, you are"

TBF with Viduka that was probably a sensible precaution.

Aye they’ve been holding on to us going down and them getting promoted for about five years now. Man from Newcastle plays gig in Newcastle in front of mostly people from Newcastle.

'various zoom things'

As others have said, the only reason they’d now boycott games if there was a takeover is because they wouldn’t want to look hypocritical. Even then there’s be some ‘it’s not the Saudi state’, ‘China/Qatar/Hitler isn’t as bad’ type excuses. It’s all moot anyway as no fucker of note is buying their shit tip of a club. This bizarre notion they’re a paragon of virtue is one of the most hilarious bits of delusional behaviour I’ve seen but they’re in such a desperate state that, along with 6 in a row, it’s all they’ve got to cling to. Especially since the idea we’d be in the same leeyag next season has been smashed to smithereens

I wasn’t there so it must have been Ryan Fraser.

Their run of games coming up is honking. Man United (H) Leicester (H) Liverpool (A) Chelsea (H) Leicester (A) All of that followed by the mother of all 6 pointers away at Watford. I fully expect Lampard to be in adult nappies by then.

Pickford's hairstyle man. He's a fucking millionaire and he looks like he wears ice wash double denim and Hi-Tec Silver Shadows when he's off duty.

Schoolgirl option at the best brothel in the city.

Yeh I know a lot of lads who’ve made absolute bellends out of themselves, as if a strong leaflet campaign is going to solve the whole thing. It’s embarrassing, I know a lot of lads are playing to their crowd but it’s as if any imperialist atrocity outside of the actions of the USA/UK go under their radar.

More bad Fender news for the Mackems

I look forward to the mental gymnastics if we go on to win an FA cup in the next few years. I’m sure it’ll be a meaningless trophy “all the top lads are focused on the Champions League now” “that’s it marra my best mate Phil Foden (MLF by the way) told me it’s like winning a raffle no one gives a fuck”. They could create an algorithm for that fucking place at this point it’s that predictable.

I hope CT has his pad in tonight 😂

Some maniacs on Twitter are actively hoping that happens . I know it would be funny for Everton to go down, but the sooner the bottom 3 are adrift with nowt to play for the better.

Sunderland Empire's got a bigger stage than the Theatre Royal marra

Has Sting ever received the action they asked Amnesty International to take about him? It’s like we’ve long said, they’ve got annoyed at this, now are making things up to be annoyed about and then fewming. It’s like watching a hamster on a wheel tbh, not sure at what point they’ll work it out. It’s fairly likely Elton John will make a joke about Newcastle in his massive Sunderland gig, it’s something every musician tends to do, but they’re choosing to lose their heads over a bloke that’s actually from the area doing it , to the point they’re genuinely lying about where he’s from and now questioning if he was ever a fan of football as if they knew the bloke growing up. Meanwhile they wank themselves into a coma when a life long Oxford fan has a pop at us after being gifted them.

Fender will be outed as a former MLF soon. Just like Sting. Even if it’s true about Sting, apart from the fact absolutely no one bar them gives a fuck , the implication of that seems to go completely over their head.

I’ve mentioned this before but in the season we finished 5th under Pardew, a mackem genuinely tried to tell me they had a better season because they got further in the FA Cup

Sunak's approval ratings have dropped off a cliff. Good. Another unmitigated cunt. People took their time waking up to it though. Wait til they find out he's Honey I Shrunk the Chancellor sized too.

Fender's uber Geordie shtick is pretty transparently put on at this point but he can keep it up if it's winding this lot up this much

"So join me, Andy Dawson, on atletico mince! You all know know Bob Mortimer, right? Well I'm not him but I apparently work alongside side him on occasions. Yes folks, you can't miss me or be unsure who I am, it's Andy Dawson!"

Best known for threatening to kick Michael Gove in the balls in front of his kids.

I'm willing to support Sunderland for the few hours of a Sam Fender concert on behalf of any angst ridden mackems for £50 so they can attend it guilt free. I'll not actually go to their games for those few hours but watch or listen to NUFC matches instead or any other games that take my fancy so I'll be an authentic MLF. £50 any mackems reading this, £50 for a guilt free gig. PM me interested.

Unprecedented? How many times has the US acted without a UN mandate? Doesn't make the Russians any less cunts but add in all the times the US has used its veto to save Israel's neck, I think I know who takes the piss out of the UN more.

Aye, he's been bone idle for the four seasons previous with his *checks notes* 156 goals for club and country.

During lockdown when we did various zoom things my mates daughter said I sounded like a cross between Willie the groundsman and Barney from Moe's Tavern

I wouldn’t worry mate- no fucker will even mention it by next season. 🙏 🙏

Plans like this seemed to be leaked almost annually in the hope the flak isn't too bad. A bit like the Tory party the last few years.

Gateshead Stadium used to get loads of big names playing there. I’m not sure what any of this is meant to demonstrate like, other than artists go on tour and play at venues