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Still, it could always be worse.

Can't divulge sources etc but sorry to report to the members of this esteemed forum how that exchange went:

Everton have Burnley away on Wednesday too. A game CT will be expecting both sides to pick up three points in

You’ll get it sorted mate. Howmanheyman, don’t dream it’s over.

I’d post the actual conversation but no one would believe Gemmill’s nice in real life

I thought Barry Norman was dead

He was going to say it three weeks ago but was tro-phy shy, hush, hush, eye to eye. (Getting my coat as you read this).

If the cunt who pinched my work's hi-viz vest from the washing line is reading this, you can run but you can't hide.

👍👍👍 Weird how some people could obviously still get in and post. Every click I made booted me back out to the error page, and the reply box was just inaccessible so I couldn't send a message. I felt like Patrick Swayze in Ghost until I was able to make contact with Whoopi Goldberg (Alex). We're just fortunate that we've obviously got so many paedophiles that access the site through Tor who were able to keep the site ticking over in the meantime.

Glad Saint-Maximin’s platitude riddled bullshit on Instagram about “showing everyone” has got off to a flyer

Top one on the list will have been CT.

I'll give it a go then.

Everton will lose today, keeping themselves close to the shit. I think we might lose as well, but I'm not worried about that - we'll be safe after the next few games. Cheers to whoever fixed the site btw (I'm assuming @Andrew?). And cheers on behalf of the whole board to @Alexwho let him know your hero couldn't get on. Would've been a tough match day for you all and you've no idea how close you came.

Apologies, I think we should be good now.

Aye nowt to do with the baps behind the bar, you dirty cunt.

Aye. I'm past the point where I'm gonna try to defend Wood tbh. We definitely don't play to his strengths, but he's not good. We probably did consign Burnley to relegation by buying him, but that was a lot of money for not very much footballer.

Your classic six pointer.

About 3 weeks. I got sick of trying to crowbar it in. That’ll have to do.

How long have you been waiting to use that one?

You don’t think he’s providing a valuable public service by letting people know when Greenock Morton v Kilmarnock is on BBC Scotland?

I honestly believe he only does these other games so that he can start his match threads about us and have plausible deniability that it's not an obsession.

Fucking hell

Agree with all of the above, he’s a very talented player and I like watching him play but even Howe’s comments about how he is trying not to overcoach him leans into what Craig and ewerk mention. I know some will point out that he’s a mercurial talent and you have carry that, I agree with that for where we were but for where we are heading you can get players that are brilliant in possession dribbling past players with ease but also are able to function in a well drilled, disciplined set up. As Andrew says we don’t really have to worry with our owners, if we sold him we would bring someone in for equal or more than we sold him for.

A fuck, whoops. No offense intended to either MF or KD. I just scanned over this and thought @Monkeys Fist kid mist be driving him fucking daft with Nirvana covers.

thing is, I would've took two points if offered before the run of 4 away games. we've got 3 after a good win at southampton and a spirited and unlucky defeat at chelsea. last 2 games have been fucking shocking, particularly today and to compound the misery at the hands of 2 teams which I shouldn't really be anything other than impartial to, but which in reality, i fucking despise. very disappointing, desperately hoping we get back on track for the wolves game or CT might be holding the trump cards!

No it fucking doesn't. We got beat by a spawny Everton goal, lost to a lucky Chelsea goal, and now we got turned over by a good Spurs side. Prior to that we were 9 games unbeaten. Today has been shite, but to claim that we're back to Bruce days is reactionary horseshit.

ASM won't be in the starting XI next season. For all he's good at dribbling, his end product is not worth the number of turnovers he gives away

watch it yer tart. if nowt else it'll make you nostalgic for the glorious performance at goodison a couple of weeks ago.

Fucking Chicken Royale more like.

It’s a reference to the erstwhile Evening Chronicle rating system for films on TV. Oddly they thought a 5 star rating system needed an explanation. 1 star - Abysmal, 2 stars - Some redeeming features, etc. It comes up in gen chat every now and again. Like one of those things that oddly sticks in your mind from when you were a kid / years ago. I seem to remember Gordon Barr being the TV critic.

It’s almost as if coming out and absolutely slating your own players for losing a cup game you shouldn’t be arsed about after finally winning a game maybe wasn’t the best move

I don't think he's well.

Good luck with it, fannyface. Hope it goes well. STILL haven't had the fucker here, despite my wife having had it for 10 days.

Got the plague thanks to some happy clapping god fearer at work - she was so happy the congregation was back together! Three shots and it's still a cunt, going from shivering to sweating like Gemmill when TT is down, in a heartbeat. At least the fuck off headaches have stopped, it's just a sore neck and general aches. If I go to bed now I should be awaken by the fever by the game kicks off, every cloud!

I see that Luke is becoming a full time twat now…

I bet that Hank Williams has a fucking meltdown if anyone else starts a thread about any televised match on there.

He looks a canny player but nowhere near what you need to take us to the next level. Too many facets of his game lacking imo. I’m not surprised at all that Casey is the sort of person who judges a player off the back of one performance though

They really are the football club equivalent of a shart. The fucking plight of that first page of topics. A match thread about playing Gillingham, Danger(to everyone)mows posing the question of who was better Pascal Chimbonda or Phil Bardsley, and a thread about how they booed the team onto the pitch. The paedo worshippers will get really restless when someone pips them to 6th.

Thanks for adding the new cert.

Moonfall lol/10 This didn’t pass my test as I virtually never watch anything rated below a 6/10 on IMDB. But wife is away, my tea was ready so I chucked it on. It’s one of those films you shouldn’t put on in the first place but even if you do, you know you should turn it off pretty soon after. Its amazing in this day and age that something so bad can pass all the tick boxes that allows a film to go forward. Terrible script, acting, plot… Everything. Avoid

My mood is not being helped by struggling to view this site or post on it without getting this message...... NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID

Beautiful...

He’s a Man Utd fan isn’t he? Arrogant exceptionalism is par for the course

Oh, I do really like it when English people get big nosed ahead of a tournament. It normally ends in an epic failure. Normally it was Stevie, but Gemmill will do this time. Great minds…