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Aye we're all here thinking he's mint, but that mask is hooked up to a tin of Dulux Once.

We'll be doing well to get all that for £60m.

Kevin Phillips and Boris Johnson would be an interesting take on the little man/big man combo

Fuego, Diego. Fuego.

To be fair this reminds me of the time SCS poached you from MFI and you were put on gardening leave but would sneak in your new job about eight o'clock at night and quickly look at the books, orders and dust and move a few settees around. There's always ways and means.

After the summer it will be three Brazilians and one fully waxed in our midfield. Please don't slap me Will.

Since 1960, sixty two years ago I make it twenty nine years of top flight football with two 7th place finishes being the standout seasons by a mile, twenty nine seasons in the second tier and five seasons, hopefully soon to be six in the third. Four games in Yewrupeyan competition in 1974 before retiring from it forever after a cup final win against Leeds flukier than the career of Alan Shearer. FTM etc.

Some scarey paranoia going on in that thread. Imagine living your life believing this?

Nice

A lot more private too. You did say your leaving present was 2 lbs of liver didn’t you?

Ahem, poached from Freeman the butchers if you don’t mind. And the reasons I sneaked in at night was because it was a lot comfier than the back seat of the car

England fans don't have a good look, full stop.

Firstly, fair play to him/her (I'm not sure which pronoun to use). But also, it looks like this could put the kibosh on Johnson's new tactic of weaponising trans rights.

You sure he's not an Erasure gig?

Nothing to worry about, gas and air are normal during labour.

And right on cue...

Damn, that's some take. How is he bringing the side down? I'm not challenging your view btw, I just want to understand it cos it's so rare to hear anyone say a bad word about Salah. Edit - except Wykiki ofc, but he has a bad word for almost everyone

Spot on. I don’t get where they get this impression the fact they're shite is temporary, in my lifetime their pinnacle has been two 7th place finishes, we’ve managed to finish higher under Mike Ashley . On top of that, the best run of consecutive seasons in the top flight for them in my lifetime is 9 seasons, if they don’t go up this season it’ll be 5 in a rowahh in League One it’s not a massive leap to assume they might equal that consecutive top flight streak with their League One run. It’s not a fluke, they’re not hard done by, it’s where they are and it’s what they deserve. If situations were reversed I’m certain the Saudis wouldn’t have targeted them, they can laugh at our fan base but our lot have it right meanwhile they hound our managers that have them on track for promotion in favor of middle aged strikers who can’t score.

I'm happy to help those mackems on that video who are puzzled at how things are going? You see, lads, it's because you're club has been utter shit all my life and as I'm getting close to fifty I think it's not unreasonable to assume that this isn't a temporary situation? I hope this helps any visiting MLFs dropping by?

How fast can you slap Chris Rock?

I don't think there's any question that Starmer could ask about Europe where he could get anything but an accusation of being pro-EU in return. It's the media who need to step up the pressure on this.

Agree. Just listening to PMQ there, is this not worth one of Starmer's 4 questions? Along the lines of why are you failing to implement Brexit. I mean of course Johnson won't answer and he will respond saying Starmer wants us to rejoin, but he literally does that every week anyway regardless of context. If we keep ignoring the issues, and that includes Labour, the damage will just keep going on. Of course as ewerk says, if we did implement controls, that means immediate and obvious damage. SO a slow death it is then.

I saw something in Reddit (which I doubt is news to most but was to me) whereby Will Smith and his wife did this face to face on tv where she’s basically justifying having an affair with someone else and he’s just sat there kind of taking it. What’s weird is she’s kind of playing the victim in a manipulative sociopath kind of way. I’m not sure what made either of them think it was a good idea (beyond their egos maybe). I knew there was loads of rumours about her sleeping around behind his back but I didn’t realise she’d admitted it in public. She’s obviously got him wrapped round her finger hence his overreaction after she gave him ‘the look’.

Right now it's 'him'. It's only when they transition socially do they adopt the alternative pronoun. Indeed fair play to him and fucking awful the shit he has gone through.

It will be more cynical than that. They will use this bloke as proof that they are inclusive and caring, while still ramping up the hate filled rhetoric The trans equivalent of I can't be a racist I've got a black friend

Quoting myself but have a look at this graph which maps changes to standard of living as well as inequalities in this, by PM and electoral terms. Look at how under Thatcher wealth inequality increased massively. Look at the Blair years, especially the early ones, where wealth increased across the board, for all. Then look at the performance of the shambolic performance of the more recent tories, especially Johnson, which shows consistent declining living standards for everyone, but especially the poorest. Some of Johnson's figures are projected but imo they're probably over optimistic given the energy crisis.

a twofer

Aye but booing him from the kick off maybe isn't the best look for England fans.

They were saying on the wireless this morning how tragic it is he wont be at the WC this year. Get to fuck you diving cunt. Funny how VAR is in the EPL he no longer goes down like an extra on fucking Platoon eh? The scruffy cunt.

I am more than happy to be calm to get the people they want than just throw money at clubs. At the moment it‘s foremost Brighton‘s loss who won’t get any compensation if they persist in Ashworth seeing out his contract.

Kane has had a lucky career tbh. There are no good goalies on Earth any more.

Did you take up the calling when you got older?

The streets have spoken in the shape of the rag 'n' bone man.

International football is in the main for non-football folk, just like the Olympics really. Every four years I get my curling brush out.

Looks like £372.6m gets you 17th spot.

Was sent this, couldn't find the actual tweet so Gemmill will have to suck it up and deal with it in image format

I've made many mistakes in my life, done many embarrassing things, said some incredibly stupid shit. However, nothing I've done is half as bad as the shite this kid puts out as 'content'. His channel has, among other gems, a review of Greggs Salt and Vinegar crisps, Adam singing RagnBone man song, 'interviews' with other kids from his high school, and a couple of 'hilarious pranks' on his mam.

I ran his account through a couple of analysis tools and he's had around 500,000 views of his videos in the last month. Which seems impressive but his audience engagement rate is only 1.63%. Which puts his estimated annual earnings at ...drumroll... $1,759 - $2,932.

Even a nasty virus has got its pride.