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"Any baldies in the audience? I love baldies, me. What's the definition of an arsehole? Telly Savvalas with a centre parting. I'm here all week, folks, English tapas at the bar, 3 for $10."

TIL Will Smith wouldn’t last five minutes on Toontastic.

Guess we know where ZZ Grot has placed his tent tonight.

I honestly couldn't give a shit what the ultra-privileged Hollywood hypocrite circle jerk cunts say or do. Hate the Oscars and all these award ceremonies. Get to fuck man.

#baldwivesmatter?

Truly a dark day for the academy. Will Smith being named best actor,I mean

All fine, I just wonder where all of the energy for this type of change was prior to October 2021

It’s one of Deano’s best formations that mind. Nice little Sitka as Libero, Norwegian Pine as a False 10, and Douglas Fir as Trequartista. #field #shrubs #lawnsmowed #£500aweek

Jewels remain still cleaming

Can I have £1m to leave this one?

Not sure if anyone caught it last night but there was an excellent, if harrowing, documentary about the Falklands War from the people who fought in it (in the main). If you ever need an insight how politics, media, propaganda etc work to misinform the public then this is it. With particular reference to the attack on the Sir Galahad, what has only been allowed to surface some 40 years later is the sheer unnecessary nature of the terrible loss of life, injuries and PTSD suffered by those onboard. It was always said at the time and afterwards that operation was carried out because it was essential to create another front, from the south side to attack Port Stanley (held by the Argentines). The British forces involved and interviewed said not only that it wasn’t the case but it also hampered / delayed what should have been a more direct overland assault from the west (where the eventual decisive attack came from). The ship also had its warship escort removed for reasons unknown. On top of that there was an additional aspect added to the mission that meant they wouldn’t be able to disembark at night due to the delays this caused. All this meant air strikes were able to be called in while all onboard were sitting ducks. This was by no means the only shambolic mistake in the conflict but it’s sickening that politicians and senior military officials bathed in jingoistic glory instead of taking responsibility for this and the other mistakes.

I should add if the comedian was comedy dave all bets are off

Good post.

No

No words from us will erase things but I sincerely hope you know, and can garner, support from us all on here, mate.

And the be-shitted seat remains still steaming.

Maybe he caught a glimpse of himself laughing at the joke and didn't like what he saw reflected off her BIG BALD BONCE? Whassup, come at me Fresh Prince! We can get Wickety Wickety Wild Wild West up in here.

Aye, aside from the obvious horror of sexual assault and rape that story has always stunk. The fact that his hideous wife defended him and then was gifted his seat and not only retained it but actually increased the Tory majority in Dover is a stain on the Tories and the voters of Dover.

Smith made himself look a right tit

Btw I know these are bellends and I know that no one should give a shit about the Oscars, but it's the first time in a month that the top story has been something fucking hilarious happening, and it beats talking about the war on a loop. SO I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT IT.

If ever a post needed an accompanying video.

Thread subtitled.

Noticed a thread on Radio Newcastle complaining about an imbalance of coverage between the two teams (of course) and some fucker describes the fact that its called Newcastle and not something NE based as "abhorrent"

Ryan Gosling knows the craic tbf.

#business #trees #finance

I saw that and thought it was very good, and illuminating to say the least. I found the SAS gaffer, Michael Rose (I think), very interesting, from his telling about borrowing satellite phones from his US Soecial Forces pal, to how utterly dismissive he was of Brigadier Tony Wilson, the bloke responsible for the disastrous southern flank and the loss of the Galahad. The other guy I found interesting was Sulle Alhajii, the Para from Newcastle who talked about his experiences on Mt. Longdon. I looked him up and he’s done alright since the war.

Cheers lads. I took the advice and hit the peeve, then regretted it the day after, and the day after that Fucking shite advice on here mind.

“Guten tag Frau Battenburg!”

Kuntz

Does Putin just want to get rid of anyone who knows where all the bodies are buried? …bit like Jimmy Conway after Lufthansa? 🤔

The history around the Falklands is fascinating, before the war they wanted to give it away anyway & it was proposed to Thatcher that the British government give £1m to each family to leave the island to facilitate this. It’s strange that narrative now is largely a jingoistic one predicated on British exceptionalism when for long swathes of time people couldn’t give a fuck.

I think Sunderland have a rolling loyalty points scheme across a 3 year period. That makes decent sense. A while back lads would buy every away ticket & sell them just to get points for the derby. (Applies to both clubs)

It's folk with 12 loyalty points fuming that they now struggle to get away tickets due to the perception that those with 100s of loyalty points just apply for every away ticket and just flog them every week, preventing those with lower points values building their totals up....which tbf does happen. Its not mattered a fuck for at least 15 years....but obviously that's all changed now ..

Yeah...put a spare away ticket on twitter at face value + postage and someone grassed me up to the club..banned for applying for away tickets for 3 games...the emails from the club beggar beleif. The title of the first missive was "ticket touting" ... I asked them to withdraw this, they declined... I came a lot closer to chucking it last month than I ever did under Ashley..

Good post. Remember where you heard it first.

See Hamilton is another supporter of one of the "big six/seven whateverthefuckitisnow" and is protesting having to compete in SA. Jokes aside, fair dues to the lad but if he feels strongly enough about it, he could have just walked and there is nowayinfuckinghell F1 is giving up a 900M pound deal to race there.

I can’t get over him winning Best Actor. Did nobody else act in anything this year?

He was laughing at it until he saw his wife was pissed off.

Taking the piss out of Gwyneth Paltrow's daft fuckin magazine is one thing, having a dig at a woman suffering from a medical condition is another. Violence is a logical conclusion of that. Its not quite Trump and thr disabled journo but its wandering down that lane...

Happy mother's Day!