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“Rehabilitation of the fish coming along wonderfully, distrusts other party members, helping parents with garden”

If I was a professional footballer and couldn’t get in that team I think I’d call it a day too.

No it wasn’t.

“ Anyone know any good parking in Tow Law?”

I think we tried everything, ignore functions, dialogue, the odd warning etc but ultimately he was on the wind up more than he wasn’t - or that might be paying him too much credit politically, who knows? I quite liked talking guitar with him and he’s not bad with the football chat but ultimately when it comes to quite important threads like the Ukraine thread or politics playing a contrary edgelord almost constantly sharp gets on people nerves. Especially when the issues are very real & effect people emotionally. We’re at the back end of a pandemic & in between that there is a deadly war in Europe. People are watching atrocities on tiktok. Some of the issues are quite close to people’s heart, we’ve all suffered during the pandemic. We’re watching people suffer in a war we can do very little about personally. So after poking that bees nest over & over its a surprise it took this long. Yes we’re cliquey but there’s a good reason why. It’s because people generally get on, even those that disagree regularly. It’s sad he couldn’t keep his proclivity to provoke unnecessary, pointless argument under control but overall I don’t think it’s a great loss to the board. We’ve never really had a banning culture, people have to really try our collective patience & a decision has to be agreed with, if anything we’re too soft.

"Birtley Town always treat us as a cup final marra"

haven't even read the article yet, but I'm a 100% certain I'm gonna agree with every word of the above. furthermore, if the caller outer happened to be a born for the first time, frothing at the mouth supporter of human rights mackem, I'd deliberately go out me way to antagonise the cunt further.

Yeah, but what’s he done with Diego?

"......And when you're done with the old folks horticultural needs I have some needs of my own I'd like you to attend to, Ted."

I reckon Billy would improve his image a hundredfold if he embraced the bald and shaved the lot off…

I've did handovers with blokes that could barely speak.

Unreadable. Like one of the Fish’s posts from a few years back. I like the True Faith podcasts but their print journalism is bloody awful.

Michael Jordan’s baseball career was significantly more impressive than Defoe’s pathetic return to Wearside.

Remember when they emulated the Michael Jordan announcement when he returned? Every day they reach new levels of pathetic.

It's gone quiet on here all of sudden? Oh, it's just after five and all the bean counters have fucked off home from their comfy chairs in their comfy offices sitting in front of their computers after logging off from TT and getting a quick drink from the watercooler. IS THIS YOU, FISH?!

Crack on…

If someone calls me out for supporting Newcastle United on the basis our owners are cunts then I can call them what I like.

Deano is from the coast iirc

Another victim of woke cancel culture. Which is nice

We need to keep an eye on Kim Jong Undrew and Vladimir Rayvin with these quick fire bannings, lads. I'm on the case.

#business #bamp #wewerewearwhere #heronfoods #vanlife #hostelvibes

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The Wear Wear derby vs Spennymoore will be largely confusing.

Newcastle almost guaranteed safe- pisses the bed like a battalion of pensioners on a stag do. Son offered free vaccine against global virus- drier than a nun’s nasty.

Surely this is a wind-up?!

Alreet, Herr Gemmill.

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Just a little update to confirm that the donations were received. Yemen Ukraine Thanks Everyone.

In particular re: Oliver Holt. Apart from covering the Joshua fight in Saudi he said you couldn’t blame Joshua for taking the money. To argue you can’t level an accusation of hypocrisy at someone like that is fucking ridiculous

Bit of an arse-licking piece by someone with pretensions to be a journalist themselves perhaps? Absolute fucking bollocks too

I knew they’d moved production to Yorkshire (Tadcaster?) but it wasn’t until KCG mentioned it that I realised it was made in Holland now. I think the introduction of decent beer in lots of pubs (which definitely hasn’t always been the case) has shown it up to be a pretty ordinary mass produced product. Then you take away the local connection of the Blue Star / NUFC and it being made on the doorstep then it hasn’t got a lot left imo.

#Whetherspoons

Always did our checks as well as running manufacturing. #multiTasking #blooter #OilersArms #ElectriciansArms #NeeDeadSoldiers

He was just here to ask questions

He should learn from @Christmas Tree . That's how you WUM.

They weren't officially entitled to a drink but no self-respecting pub landlord would not offer a drink and no self-respecting drayman would refuse such a kind offer so I believe? Loads would have at least one bottle or a cup during a shift, especially if you weren't driving. (After my first shift, getting changed in the locker room a couple of the old sweats asked if I liked broon ale? I said I could have the odd drop they then opened up a locker with a bottle in it and told me I could have it but not to leave 'a dead soldier'*. I thought briefly, is this a trap and I'm sacked on the first day or more likely a test of trust, I quickly decided it was the latter and necked the bottle and about ten years later at a leaving drink when it shut one of those old sweats who was there, who was basically the Geordie 'Columbo' said, 'We knew you were alreet on your first day when you had that bottle, Davey son' (He didn't say 'one more thing' which was a shame). *Dead bottle = leaving an empty or part empty bottle instead of getting rid of the evidence.

Spenny play in black and white stripes. Maggie bastards. ©

We are Wear! No! WE are Wear!

That Tyne and Wear derby v Gateshead is going to be tasty, mini Mags getting battered left, right and centre by MLFs. FTM.

He was never cut out to be a taxi driver anyway…

Comfy chair in my comfy HOME OFFICE if you please.

“ So, why am I being asked to leave, boss?” ” Two dozen bottles does not constitute ‘a taste’ , Mr. Heyman!”

There’s lots of hidden knock on effects like patients having to isolate which puts a (seemingly unreported) strain on beds as you need private rooms to do that. It’s still a 10 day period in the Newcastle trust. I tend to agree with what you’re saying though. I just wish stuff like mask wearing was mandated. We’ve been very blasé in this country and paid a pretty terrible cost. But it’s almost like that hasn’t happened for a lot of people. What a country

Was he Quiff then? I find its difficult to keep track of these things...

He could have done but, unless we organise a friendly with Sunderland, we’re unlikely to come up against anyone of the calibre of Fiji any time soon.

I think that explains why he's no longer employed there.

soon to be two brazilian internationals

Lincoln CITY vs Sunderland TOWN **Laughs in shady Tyneside Businessman**