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Mate youre on an opposition message board at one in the morning arguing that winning the johnstones paint trophy and having a card carrying conspiracy lunatic as your greatest ever player makes you better than the team that just beat you. Fuck off.

Seriously, how are they getting to away games in the CL? This is fantastic! If they don't set off in a vintage London Double-Decker with *Back in the USSR* blaring from the upper deck megaphone then the logistics manager needs sacking.

I was totally mangled last night and woke up thinking I’d been rude to someone on here. Imagine my relief when I found out it was just a southern ponce.

So that’s the bottom two all but down. There’s realistically 3 others in the mix. Brentford could go but today’s result makes them almost safe. Absolutely mental we’re completely out if it before the middle of March given where we were less than two months ago.

I’ve sometimes considered signing up for RTG to save you all from my long winded tirades and get it out my system, but sadly I imagine I’d be banned within minutes of my first post.

On the other hand, Everton going down is objectively the funniest possible outcome so I’m rooting for Burnley

My bad - I mean it's got me into such a rage that I've already punched several holes through my bedroom wall in sheer, unsuppressed masculine anger. I've calmed to the point of pacing around the house and beating my chest but I don't fancy having to redecorate another room

I work with loads of Everton fans. I think I might crank my cock right off if they go down and it’s Tory Frank that took them down

🎵Now the Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked. Now the Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked. Now the Russian's getting sanctioned, Russian's getting sanctioned, Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked.🎶

This is the crux mate, strikes me as you see this daft old sod's meanderings as worse than a tory party riddled with bent roubles when Oborne's article shows his reaction to the Salisbury poisonings wasnt as one way as the media would have it. He'd have been terrible as a PM but read the charge sheet about the tory party from the Peter Oborne article. The UK press made sure Corbyn wouldn't get in and they're making sure the Tories aren't being made to pay for getting fully into bed with Putin's goons. The press and the tories make me fuckin sick.

🙏 Thoughts and prayers

https://www.middleeasteye.net/opinion/russia-ukraine-war-jeremy-corbyn-right-putin-oligarchs

I smell cheesey chips and blue pop

And you would be wrong. Saints' average league finish since 1992: 16.6 (I checked again and it's even lower as I forgot you were in Division 3 for a while. But you did win the Football League Trophy while you were down there, so congratulations, you've got that in common with the mutants down the road.) NUFC average league finish since 1992: 11.2 Saints' appearances in European football since 1992: 1 UEFA Cup quarter-final, 1 lost Europa League play-off and 1 Europa League group stage exit NUFC appearances in European football since 1992: 6 UEFA Cup runs including a semi-final, 3 Champions League qualifications, 1 Europa League quarter-final The only metrics in which you've "enjoyed more success" than us in the past 30 years are the number of times you've conceded 9 goals, the number of gel breaks your fraud of a manager has your lot take, and the number of seasons you've spent in League One.

Absolute rave reviews coming in from Bristol Rovers fans the past few weeks. I watched him for the U23s a couple of times and he’s been class. Definitely one to watch.

Are the Saudis deliberately targeting civilians? I don't know, I really hope not. But come on man, you know there is nuance in all this. The Saudis are aiding in the fight if against the Houthis. This is literally written on their flag "Allah is Greater, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse on the Jews, Victory to Islam". So let's not pretend there is equivalence here, there isn't. The regime the Saudis are targeting are even worse than them. And if people don't know this, they should be informed. There is no equivalence with Putin or Russia. BTW, yes, I'm drained of it too. I just hope the righteous geordies slay the evil Russian enablists tomorrow.

CT 'what about if Norwich win two games we're down'

I also hate wahabism. Wahabout this, wahabout that. Doesn't help anyone.

Could slip a tenner to the security tomorrow, sure they’d be grateful for the income.

Whoa, you recording your own gifs now?!

We can tell.

#Freepints #Cheers #DontmindifIdo

No that’s not true. I voted for him twice. But Corbyn played a big role in handing the Tories another five years through his own arrogance, incompetence and stupidity - despite putting forward a manifesto most voters would support. And he’s an antisemite. I can’t stand the cunt.

Do you want to finish above Brentford? I'm going to assume yes. Do you want to finish above Burnley? Again, I'll assume yes. If so, the objectively best result for us is for those teams to draw when they play one another. It deprives both of them of 3 points, which is good because 3 points brings them closer to us than 1 point would. If all of the teams below us draw when they play one another, it limits the ability of ALL of them to catch us. But if one of them wins, it enhances their ability to catch us.

If their manager doesn't whinge and the DJ doesn't try to take the piss then no one really gives a fuck about Southampton. They're one of those inoffensive clubs that it's hard to get worked up about them and that you wouldn't really notice whether they're in the PL or not.

He spoke up in the House about this, refused to condemn Russia, asked if we had agreed to Russian demands to share samples of the novichok and insisted we maintain dialogue with Moscow. He was and remains his own worst enemy https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/salisbury-attack-jeremy-corbyn-accused-of-appeasement-towards-russia-11289753

You’re as subtle as a br£ck btw.

You’re on fire tonight

Go on son!

Who’d have thought, 12 months ago, that we’d be wiping our arses with £100 pound notes and Chelsie literally don’t have a pot to piss in? It’s fucking glorious

And he’s only 18.

West Brom have just conceded an horrificly hilarious goal where a Huddersfield player charged down the keeper and scored off his arse. The Cabbage is not happy or appreciated.

Absolutely the kid just oozes class i hope he retires here

Without question

He definitely went “errrm in that case 4 more pints moi ahhhhld sahhhn”

I mean...she changed your nappies, I'm guessing she knows what she's talking about.

I watched a documentary on BBC4 about how ship's hulls are held together. It was riveting…

Fuck me! CT’s going break into Stamford Bridge isn’t he, death by pies, dozens of pies 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧🥧 🥧🥧 🥧🥧 🥧 🥧

Chelsie fans all bleating about why are the government only going after us, they’re too dim to realise whatever is happening to the club is just what’s happening to all his frozen assets, it’s just the club situation is getting the publicity. Cunts, I’ve hated them since Peter Osgood days.

I’m assuming he is talking on behalf of a group (a cabal if you will) of Gary’s. It’s a brilliant chant Gary’s and will be considered for selection.