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Yes. Have done for weeks.

Ok, just for you, CT. Summary is after springy but before autumny. Happy to help.

I've said it many times before but he's just Vincent Adultman

Ralph Hasenhüttl must be fuming that Villa was allowed to use their January signings after a 4-0 drubbing.

The only business he gets up to is shitting in the bushes. #DoingTheBusiness #Shitting

Murphy still going for this finish I see

It’ll be the ‘big 7’

Deep shit Shallow shit < You are here No shit

Apparently Howe gave them a bit of a bollocking after the game, what a difference it makes when it’s not enough to win a game.

How about a cheeseburger? Just order a burger though and use the cheese slice you keep in your pocket.

p.s. Where’s the new contract at, Mandy?

"Technology. Entrepreneur. Business". He's not even trying ffs How many successful businessmen hashtag 'business' in their tweets.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/mar/06/betty-boo-back-get-me-to-the-weekend-interview Absolutely criminal that the headline for this isn't: Betty Boo. Betty Boo's back doing the doo at fifty two.

I had a little drunken sing of “wings of an eagle, the dirty great arse of a crow” I honestly hate “stand up, if you love the toon”. You can instantly here every miserable fucker of 40 groan when that starts up.

I love posts like this. Just so much football tribalism and anger for no apparent reason. Keep it up

He's been in a 'partnership' with google ever since he googled how to spell entrepreneur.

I’m wondering where Shelvey’s apologies for playing fucking shit were in the last 2 seasons tbh

Did he tell them to pull wor sleeves up?

Who the fuck is taking a meeting with that tramp on a Saturday? Other than his Eastern European Roxanne.

Betty Boo. Gotta admit she stirred my loins back in the day.

I don't even think we need to be top 10 to attract players, although I get what you're saying. A blind man can see that we are a club going places. Staveley and Ghodoussi tell a compelling story about where they want to take us, we've got a very good manager, and we've already got a couple of big names in the squad. Bruno and Trippier, I'll always have loads of time for, because they believed in "the project" even when we really looked in the shit.

He's tall. Very tall. It was in the old Turk's head, 'as you like it'? Exactly what I shout when it happens.

Is TT spending my subs on nerdy gamer shit?

They had less of a problem with the ball

We could easily beat Spurs away if Conte has been listening to Leonard Cohen all week and sends them out depressed. If he’s been on the Italo-Disco, we’re fucked

Just back from a couple of days in Edinburgh once more. If you’re ever up there, get to Tapas3. Proper Spanish tapas affair and the lass serving me had a nice big arse. ***** from me

So he was in Newcastle and you were in Brighton?

Could be wrong but don’t think the wee man has a thread. Lovely 6 minute post match interview with home here.

I couldn’t not search for that thread after reading that. It’s just as bewildering as the first time I saw it. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nice-story-from-yesterday.1557291/ Decided to read further this time, they’re all sharing their class stories.

This has been online since 2017, has 139 million views, is kind of amazing, and somehow I'd never seen it before until today. I hereby surrender my internet nerd card. (CT, this should be snappy enough to keep even your attention!)

Summary ffs

Man United's back four trudging back to the halfway line. 1-0 after 4 minutes. Let's see lots more of that please.

“Here marras this proves William is the real deal, he’s a MLF and obviously getting heavy hitters like Google to join his consortium, I for one will be having a monster portion of cheesy chips and Tesco’s finest special brew (the one I’ve kept under my sofa for three year to let it age) to celebrate”

Why am I being suddenly suffering from multiple accusations of being a Jonah by sundry members of this tawdry forum?

Hard getting up when you're sporting a secret stiffy.

Disagree. He’s a MASSIVE fucking cunt

Norwich won't get to what we've currently got, Watford will be lucky to get to 30 points too, and I reckon 18th won't be much beyond 30. 8 points between now and the end of the season would be enough for us, although obviously I hope we do much better than that. I mostly just hope that we get thoss 8 points quickly.

So all in all a good game day out by a bloke who can't hold his liquor

The amount of war crimes happening is staggering. A lot of them are obviously without any shame knowing that this war is being pkayed out in public (unless you are living in Russia or China). The disregard to international law and human rights that has developed is absurd and does set the clock back for more than 100 years. I really hope this situation does find an end that does allow the ICC to do its work and hunt this barbarian s down. All of them. Give them a fair trial and then the verdict they do deserve.

Well. I owe the Sir Bob foundation £20 I think, because apparently Coutinho isn’t complete shite anymore. The fucking shitehawk. Serves me right for making stupid comments on a fucking football forum

Just watched the replay (getting too old to stay up these days). And this is exactly what I was coming on to the board to comment about. Pretty sure Bruno went in for the big 'we did it boss' and got 'Don't dally on it in the box, kid', which was probably responded to with 'It's okay, gaffer, I'm Brazilian', and then Eddie gave him the steely-eyed "shut it". This ends my Eddie Howe fan-fiction. *swoon* Bruno did fanny about a good bit with it once he came on which wasn't the go but it's forgivable with the win now in our pocket. The kid is obviously a bit frustrated and incredibly eager to show his ability, which he has bags off quite clearly if the lack of game time might be started to affect his head. We really just needed to keep the ball and take it to the corner flag. Having Bruno and ASM come on was really not the best in terms of my health; Bruno because he's eager to impress and push for a third goal & ASM because he's a peanut with a lot of talent and no brain. Anyway, we got there in the end. Not the best performance. Took our chances clinically in the opening quarter hour. Defended stoutly. Midfield was pretty poor today in possession with Shelvey & Willock giving away possession easily far too often. And we didn't get much in the way of good utilisation of the ball coming out from the fullbacks either. I thought the front three and Joelinton played well and the back four were all very impressive again defensively. And Debrav had barely anything to do and maybe didn't dominate his box too well during all their corners but he was getting blocked off quite a bit by the Brighton players playing to pin him on his goal line. Considering the amount of extra work we made for ourselves with poor possession retention, we really did defend very very well. Another average performance (at least in attack) and another 3 points. Not the first time we've won playing below our best in recent weeks. Long may it continue. As for the game mid-week, it's not exactly the work of a psychic, but I reckon Bruno will finally get his first start against Southampton. It's probably not the best to reward the little bit of petulance that was on display in his disregard for the game situation today with a start next match, but I'd imagine it'll be taken in context by Howe and co., and after a brief chat about things, he'll finally get the chance to show himself from the start and that should be enough to settle him and move beyond the little bit of brainlessness that was on display today. Onwards and upwards. ❤️

I would have executed my special move. The Defibrillator. CLEAR! Then just a massive double tit punch.