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Never has there been a more eloquent and effective exposition of the fat fucking fraud that is Steve Bruce.

"There was a new up and coming sheriff in Thomson House town, something had to give and someone had to go....... let's face it, it wasn't going to be yours truly, was It? Lol.......laaaaaaterzz."

Lets not forget our star performer @wykikitoon

I’ve just got back from taking the family and mutt for a stroll on Low Newton beach, to this excellent news! Team Sausage

Everton 1 point off the relegation zone. Nothing to worry about though I'm sure.

Slightly different vibes to Lee Charnley at the helm

That article is like reading The Don's/Methven's plans or rich energy bloke's strategies but not being pretendy.

Form table

Flicking between this and the war is rather jarring. Like getting a blow job at a funeral.

sneaking in with a first post just as big Jo puts it in the net. HWTL

#StopAndSearchVibes #LoiteringWithIntent

Superb result. The one bright light in the whole fucking week, this club. How often have we been able to say that over the last 14 years? Probably not once.

Well done. Would have been nice to really kill it off earlier but still s very professional job. Every player has improved under Howe and the game plan is now obviously not just to try to scrape results. Best thing is that it is still done with players who the dinosaur and his chicken loving side kick said are only used to play one way and are not good enough to do otherwise. Essembee should eat a huge load of humble pie as well.

Spare a thought for "Mr Viagra" CT's wife tonight. Bitch about to get shroomed.

Tough day for essembee.

The best bit about our turnaround is that it’s mostly down to the manager rather than the (admittedly great) new players we’ve bought

With your experience you could clear mines

Hey guys, I’m just here to learn and ask questions

Not too late to randomly walk the streets taking pictures of cars to pass off as your own though

The moral outrage about the PIF in the comments to the article is delicious. It’s not only the journey, it’s the bitter losers you piss off along the way.

The whole article is unbelievable really. The outlook for the club is genuinely beyond anything I could ever have thought possible, and I've always been a bit of a dreamer. They are obviously very skilled at the P.R. and know the right things to say, but fuck me I got a little emotional reading that

Digne is 100% the selfish player Staveley was talking about in the big athletic interview.

What a day. Great performance, Ryan Fraser was brilliant, Howe has transformed Joelinton and Schar. Targett is really solid, would much rather have him than Digne. That was as comfortable as it comes, can’t remember the last time I was so relaxed with a Newcastle performance. Also met Souness on the train (he was heading to the rugby) who told me he thought Owen was shite and never wanted to sign him. Wanted Anelka apparently.

To the Brentford fans on the opposite platform at kew bridge station, to the tune of " we hate Sunderland, we hate Sunderland "..... "You've seen Joelinton, now fuck off home, you've seen Joelinton now fuck of home.....na na na na nana nana naaaa....." EDDIES EUROPE BOUND MAAAAGGGS!!!!

Fucking get in. Hard work of the 2nd half but our defence is so solid these days. Fucking Fraser man. Bruce should be ashamed. Hopefully we’ll have a revitalised ASM ready to rip Brighton apart next week. Eddie, you’re a God.

Give him a break, man. The mackems won 3-nowt

I was over your way this morning. After reading this, I honestly wish I'd burst through your living room window and kicked your head clean off.

These feelings of hope and optimism just aren't right, but I can learn to live with them

essembee left the chat

I’m so happy for a Joelinton. He must be buzzing hearing his song ring around for 5 mins

Great opportunity now, don't fuck it, don't panic, spray the ball around and knacker the fuckers out.

Burnley losing at Palace.

Shelvey sprinting there was like an NPC on Daley Thompson's Decathlon.

Willing to bet Glendenning is one of his icons

We could go 14th with a win. So is this going to be the week when CT's wife can rightly say she is no longer having to bleach her husband's underpants?

Another 50p jackpot incoming 👍

Does their outlay mean there will be less cash to play with in the summer. “Only in the sense of financial fair play (FFP),” Ghodoussi says. “This summer is going to be important for us. Are we going to bring in five players, two players, one? We don’t know. We’ll look at what the squad requires, we’ll look at the market and act accordingly. We don’t have any limitations in terms of what we can do until we hit FFP. We want to create a sustainable club.”

Get the fuck in, big Joe.

Les Paul slung over your back. Killing a rusky, swinging your guitar round and blasting Seven Nation Army into his face from a small amp on your belt. I'm well up for this.

Seriously, man. Why would you?

stop the war coalition are probably planning another event to protest NATO aggression