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God help Eriksen when Chris Wood is around. Asking him if he’s still got the heart for football and such

There's a poster on that thread called Dilligaf60 who has made literally hundreds of posts about how the Saudi takeover makes us all scum and of course as Sunderland fans are inherently morally superior they wouldn't have accepted it etc. Nothing really new here but it's the volume of his posts that are quite worrying, hours worth of dribble, the bloke seems unhinged. And yet, after a bit of controversy at the start, nobody nationally really gives a shit now. It's that fact that is really killing them. Dilligaf60 will keep fighting on the internet though, like a Japanese soldier hiding in a cave that doesn't know he's lost the war.

Lucky bastard

Rayvin's post also made me realise that "Fuck's sake Sunderland" scans nicely with the "Nice one Sunderland" song. They should adopt it as their anthem rather than that Ibiza dance shite Methven introduced.

They’d rather be stuck in league one owned by two tory conmen than taken over by the evil KSA. Just as well really because they are.

I'm more than happy about the club, I'm happy about the city, where I live, what I do etc. Can honestly say the football has picked me up over what's been a pretty shitty period for me otherwise. I am secretly gutted though I lack the mackems' superior morality and inherent classiness.

If you want CT to be more optimistic it’s going to mean everyone else has to be pessimistic

"It's ..........Rebekah Vardy's crisp."

Aye, they’d run out of prawn cocktail

Got to hand it to whoever wrote that for combining the bizarre with the utterly mundane. I’m not particularly convinced any of it happened either. Aye, I always bring a packed lunch. For luck though, not because I’m hungry. I eat it though, also for luck. The missus didn’t make one today though. For the first time ever. You see she was too upset about the situation in the Ukraine and geopolitical implications. I mean, what the actual fuck? Just to show how generous the fans are? Is that the point of the story? Or is it top bantz over the crisp looking like a lion’s mouth? And he overheard all this in the stands?

Fucking hell man. He should maybe knock that good luck charm on the head, doesn’t seem like it has been working since he started doing it. Had a whip around for a pack of crisps as well man, fucking mackems.

Speaking of which...

I’m 100% certain if the roles were reversed that bloke would have had Saudi flags on all his social media.

All I see is points. Points everywhere.

It is hard to blame the players. I don't care what people say about their wages and dream job etc. when you are in a negative environment, it impacts on your performance. I have worked in one before and it is depressing how it sucks you in. Part of me wonders how much of Ashley's toxic atmosphere impacted on Bruce (to a further degree, I am not a fan of Bruce). To start with, I enjoyed a bit of attacking football e.g. the cup game at home we lost to Leicester on penalties. I think Willock will have come in and managed to keep his head down and keep going but one you are sucked in it is hard to lift your head.

Aye Shelvey has too long a history of letting us down due to his terrible decision making or laziness to get a lot of credit for this purple patch, I'll be glad to see him go but if he can keep this form up into the late season then I'd at least be thankful and happily send him on his way. I think we're seeing under a proper manager, with a proper club all pointing in the right direction now that a lot of the players who we'd have said good riddance to in the past have some actual merit and can be part of a premier league squad, while we're going to strengthen and spend over the next few years the list of players I am desperate for us to just get shut of is actually getting shorter rather than longer as we go.

it’s still feels hilarious that we’re talking about Joelinton like this. I love it

Blaming the players, needing to “roll up our sleeves”, and “make a fist of it”, heads dropping, team losing. Didn’t take long for Bruce to weave his magic did it? All it needs now is for the players to get pissed up regularly, lose their fitness, get properly disorganised, and go on an extended losing streak, he can look forward to another tidy payoff.

Underrated moment in STID, that Just totally baffled onlookers while drug casualty, Methven raves away off his tits

Give it another season or two and by the sounds of it that crisp will be drawing bigger crowds than the club will.

I like how it’s a made up story and it’s still fucking shit.

I hope he remembered to release his used crisp packet at the flying of the refuse ceremony which traditionally takes place during each home game at the SoL

Anyway, they should be pleased. They’ll inevitably get to party like it’s 1999 every so often when we just miss out of the league, lose the occasional cup final and so on. That’s if they survive the trauma of the ones we win.

Enjoy Burton away again marra

Who remembers “HMS Piss the league” Somehow they’re still getting class crowds despite the fact their club is a complete shambles from top to bottom. I suppose its the match or the glass centre these days. Joplin’s closed a few years back.

I was JUST thinking exactly this. This is just back to the old contrary nonsense. I'm not engaging further. Beyond abuse. I will definitely take the time out to abuse.

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Wonder if she kept the ball.

Absolutely howling at the last few pages of this thread and the forensic deconstruction of that post. We moved away from Newcastle when I was 8 years old so have never really encountered many Sunderland supporters. You’ll all know better than me but this RTG board surely can’t be representative? It feels like some kind of care in the community outreach scheme. I almost feel guilty laughing at it.

There's only one man for the job here. Help them Obe-Wan-Craig-Hopey. You're their only....errrr...Hope.

NATO is Putin’s narrative. Ukraine as an independent nation wouldn’t be admitted to NATO as long as Hungary and Poland are members. All nations need to agree to accept new members and these two would reject the proposal immediately due to Putin having his hand up their metaphorical arses . Putin needs to die in power, he’s a dictator. To get rid of him the west need to provoke his inner circle into doing it themselves. The article I posted the other day had it right, western governments need to start squeezing the Oligarchs’ bollocks. It is, after all, mostly Putin’s wealth they are hiding. Get every UK citizen who wants to leave out of Russia/Eastern Europe then declare war on Russia without firing a shot and literally intern every Oligarch in London. Do the same in Paris, New York and Miami, close down the banks laundering the roubles and intern their directors for benefitting from the proceeds of crime. His goons will then soon take him out. We’ve got to do something, he’s holding the world to ransom. Fuck knows what comes next after all that, but we’ve got start somewhere or this is the future for our kids, being servile to that fuckin psycho. Fuck that.

She’d be an interesting shag, earnestly describing and justifying all her actions. “next, because I learned about this during my research, I’m going to insert my pinky up your doo-dah. After a bit, I’ll be sticking another finger in, if that’s quite alright with you. Cor blimey”.

He's gone full Wolfy

So I did a little bit of investigation here. This the thread, notice it also has the image of the crisp. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lovely-little-story-from-yesterday.1573054/ Looks like a pretty normal crisp to me, but anyway, I did a google lens on the image and it cropped up loads of times, like in this article (image number 13): https://www.ranker.com/list/snack-chips-that-look-like-other-things/nathandavidson So the story is entirely apocryphal, some odd mackem has made it up, posted it on SMB, and it has received 45 likes. Strange bunch.

This is so true. Remember what the SMB looked like when Shearer missed the penalty against Partisan? They're in for a great time. When we fuck up (which we probably will in the main), they can wank themselves unconscious. If we win something, it because we're all murderers. Win win for them.

I think the crowd's they are getting

Looks like he needs a seat in the South Stand.

Indeed. I think with a full strength team this is a top half of the table side already. Foundations are set for us to evolve into something better.

Whereas your English?

Oof.

It’s weird picking through a convo when you have someone on ignore but also kind of pleasing when they can’t prove the nonsense they spout. You see a once sided argument and then realise the bumming they are getting.

This you?