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So according to Fish and then

Hasn’t been a great week in football for cats getting a kicking, has it ?

We're SO in his head its incredible that he's managed to get to an elite level of the most played sport in the world with such incredibly short arms...I mean, fragile mentality.

RTG is up in arms, season tickets being cancelled, season ruined, betrayal, the works. Could be worse though lads, you could have been taken over by Saudi Arabia, something you all desperately profess to be thankful to have avoided

Oops, looks like the boy billionaire couldn't even afford to buy Sunderland.

I’ve been a fully paid up member of the dry sheet brigade for quite some time. Let’s not get carried away though. Howe has done a good job so far, we look like we’ve remembered how to defend and are playing with a lot more energy. However, it is still very early days so let’s see where we are at the end of the season. That said, this shouldn’t in any way stop Gemmill from going on a stadium tour and having a good old sniff of the seat Eddie babes sits on.

The lad on the TF podcast was saying he's not sure there's another manager he'd want in charge of this set of players. I'm inclined to agree. And anyone that wants to disagree can SHUT THEIR FUCKING FACES cos my mind is made up. Eddie is my dreamboat. By the fucking way, it is DULY NOTED that the FUCKING Fish won't hear a bad word about maverick knackers in the playing squad, but when a manager delivers frankly extraordinary changes to the output of previously shit players, he tells us all to cool our fucking jets.

Again…

If Heaton Stannington paste them 6-in-a-row I might just… … laugh even harder. Fuck ‘em.

I would actually feel sorry for them if they hadn’t acted like they have towards us in recent years. This is incredibly bad news for them. It’s proof of what I thought was happening. Donald has basically gutted the club to turn a profit. He bought them using their own parachute payments, so that money which would have given them so much ammunition to go back up was instead funneled into Shorts pocket. He has since sold off small %’s of the club, pocketing whatever money he is given, and they are now left in a situation where they are owned by him, his mate, and two trust fund day trippers - no one having any impetus to invest any money into the club due to the percentages owned. The only thing the club will have to spend going forward is anything generated, meaning, they’re a League One side now, there is nothing in the coffers that will allow them to outspend and nothing coming in from owners. The hilarity is that’s best case scenario, it’s still very possible these chancers will be bleeding the club for what little it can raise (see their point about Youth Players). Diddums. “But theyyaahh not in the prumiahhh leyyygue weeeyyahhh” stupid fucking cunts, enjoy it.

Posted on Xmas day

So, they are, in fact, owned by a shady cabal of businessmen.

That would be deeeee-licious. It’ll give him a chance to repost those pictures of him stood outside the SOS, before he got moved on for vagrancy.

Fewm. edit; they’re in his replies, begging him to buy them with his £31.56p fortune.

We always seem to be ahead of the curve when it comes to Madrox FC. Every. Single. Time.

I honestly just pinched the bridge of my nose and sighed. Because of "Haway (sic) the Lads" Sunderland fans have claimed "Lads" as a nickname for their team. Therefore any tenuous link to their club by anybody at all, instantly means that person is a MASSIVE LADS FAN, or MLF. This is of course despite getting together to crowdsource a nickname way, way back in 2000. 'The Black Cats' perhaps didn't reflect the history, the glory, the prestige of Sunderland AFC, so instead, they landed on "Lads". Which is original and unique to Sunderland in the same way as pavements or concrete.

Well the article alludes to what you're suggesting and to what's been happening in London and the US over the last 30 years...Plutocrats clean their bent money in the City of London and to a lesser extent Wall Street...the whole Trump/Brexit/culture war is Russia's attempt to get their men elected to the top office in stable democracies to keep things that way . The EU wanted to stop it, Farage & Aaron Banks saw their chance to exploit what was still a 40 year argument on the tory back benches. The policy has worked beautifully, the world is in a huge amount of trouble..

Farage conflating NATO with the EU and proving himself to be a Russian stooge. There's a word for him, and that word ironically enough is traitor.

He’s not smart enough to either laugh it off or own it. He should just join in, could be a nice sideline after he retires. Children’s parties and whatnot.

I think it’s very much the other way around. It doesn’t irritate me that he performs shite against us, it’s as funny as fuck. Also having read that thread it starts off with “a couple of MAGS had a go at him and he valiantly knocked them out before stealing their birds and flying off in a helicopter cause he’s a pure nails mackem” And ends up that it was a Sunderland fan involved in the altercation and Pickford started it

Cundy is an absolute bull's clem so I couldn't give a fuck what he says.

He only had the opportunity to make that many passes as he was giving the ball away the rest of the time

got to be the easiest person in the world to wind up, like a child that won't learn. anyway, apparently every mag in east boldon got a battering as a consequence. no mackem has took a punch, ever. (™rtg)

I’ll be in A&E with 3rd degree friction burns if we ever win a trophy.

This bit btw. Heaven forbid you should have to qualify via sporting merit, you fucking dickheads. Make way for the richest club in the world, you're about to find out all about sporting merit, you pricks.

FYP

I'd imagine reiver will be along soon to say penelope cruz told him on a yacht at the cannes film festival that elon musk is close to finalising a deal. followed by grumpy old man stating he's studied the accounts and louis-dreyfus is better off than PIF anyway. then they'll all be happy again.

the halcyon days of DELL appear to long gone....

This is the best bit.

I can't keep up over the road, read one page and two more appear, exhausting, not to mention this ache I've developed in my sides

I hope this means another 6 month of him talking shit about buying the club, just for yet more shattered Wearside dreams

Christ, the Tramp is even being given some credence:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/confirmed-kld-only-owns-41.1572531/

P.S. on SMB New Thread in 32 minutes, thermonuclear FEWM

Weey marra I’d much rather have me tyre, like a proppa road user, than a car like those soft bastards up the road. FTM

This is some logic mind. People 5 minutes from your stadium support another city's team ahead of yours, is somehow proof you've got impressive support.

Tbh beating Everton well & getting in their keepers head every single time is brilliant crack.

This headline man 😂

I'd have him zooming up and down the touch line every game in a 3L mobility scooter telling Manquillo every move to make.

Too soon?

Aye Shelvey even sprinting (I use that word erm loosely) late in in the second half on the right wing to block/tackle a build from them. Thought it was CGI

Woah y'fuckas!!!! He's doing well so far but.....

Snoop knows what's up

Meenzer

Fuck England

The spirit at the club today is hard to believe from where we were just a couple of months ago. Howe is a massive part of that. Remains to be seen how he fares when we start competing at a higher level, but for now he's turned out to be the perfect appointment. As others have said, he's pretty much ticked all boxes from getting the best out of players to the media to transfers. I know the comparative for us is Bruce but its just so refreshing to see a Newcastle team with fitness, energy and well defined roles. We've all actually started looking forward to football games ffs The signings have been spot on as well, more in terms of attitude than anything else. Maybe that's not just down to Howe but the new lads have come in shown a lot of pride in playing for the club and given it absolutely everything on the pitch. Its played into the momentum of the good results and seems to have given a right kick up the arse to the likes of Shelvey and Willock. I wonder if someone like Emery could have gotten this reaction? I know many were underwhelmed when he turned us down or whatever it was.