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If the season ends and Howe hasn’t at least once instructed Burn to put Fraser on his shoulders at a corner then I’ll be very fucking disappointed.

I'm on Souness's side here. He's going radge about Zouma. Sounds like he's turned up and been abused by his own fans, and pulled from the team. Souness: zero sympathy. He actually said "that cat's done nothing wrong" which was hilarious cos it sounded like he was analysing a foul.

From their thread about us. Alexa - describe the last twenty years at SAFC.

Reading some of their thread, we were lucky, Villla were shit, Gerrard has been found out etc. Par for the course with them. But apparently now it's also a massive conspiracy by the Premier league to keep us up, because "they the need Saudi money". They're doing it through the manipulation of VAR apparently. Its hilarious watching this lot lose the plot.

Cats for me like.

What amazing debut for Dan Burn.

Saw some of them saying things couldn’t get any worse for them. At which point one of them said that they could’ve been bought by our owners. rightio

Losing Trippier will have a massive effect but those 10 points he’s been involved in could have well saved us already. Thought Burn slotted in like he’d played next to Schar all his life and, while Lingard is comfortably a better player than Fraser, you’d never get the level of sheer graft out of Lingard that Wee Man brings. That’s the sort of thing that is crucial in the position we’re in. The likes of Lingard can wait. Also, fair fucks to Krafth when he came on. I assumed that was the death knell but, other than the first few minutes, I thought he was solid as owt. Maybe a Swedish international full back could be alright with a good manager? And make no mistake, Howe knows the crack. Give him the players he needs and we’ll be a good fucking team. Make no mistake

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Best win we’ve had. Lost our starting fullbacks. Lost our captain and best player. Game plan went completely out the window. Guts it out. Villa were shit but that was a gritty win. A win that speaks to the culture which Howe and co are building. Thrilled.

I don’t want to know what sort of filth you had to go through to get that gif.

Trippier off for Krafth. It's like attaching one of those temporary space saver wheels for a flat.

Nice to see they're starting to manage expectations. It's now 'cup tie' instead of 'cup final'. It's a small step but it's a step in the right direction. Next they can concentrate on downgrading 'cup tie' to 'leyague one clash' and take it from there. Well done that fan.

Looks like Big Joe's not just having a purple patch btw. He's a fucking machine in midfield

🎵Zouma's cat! Cat! Always believe in the caaat, It's owner is a twat, It's indestructible Always believe in...... Zouma's cat!.....🎶 .

How did we perform today lads? FFS.

and for once Souness is spot on. West Ham have made a complete mess of this, he should have been binned off immediately. Absolutely disgusting behaviour.

Anyone abusing animals like that is a guaranteed top tier piece of shit. No two ways about it.

Schar if we can cling on here.

CT choking on a burger. (apologies in advance if this is something awful btw)

Some people disagree

Let's see what Weghorst makes of the Championship, you disc beard cunt.

CT breaks keto like Johnny Fartpants breaks wind.

Fucker beggars belief. When the eyes of the world are on the Olympics in China this week I’d have thought him and the rest of the self righteous brothers would’ve been highlighting the plight of the Uyghur Moslems that Ping has banged up in concentration camps. Not a fuckin dickie bird from him, Hayward, Delaney etc etc… I don’t like being owned by the Saudis. But I dislike everyone associated with NUFC being a punch bag for individuals in the media with blatant agendas even less. Just fuck off, put these bullshit points to those who did the fuckin deal in the first place, thinly veiled attacks on our blameless support just when we look like we might be turning a corner are so obvious it’s fuckin laughable.

Tipped the mags over the edge marra.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10506375/OLIVER-HOLT-people-trying-destroy-Zouma-ones-hailing-arrival-Saudi-regime.html What an absolute winnet. “How do I manage to have a go at Newcastle fans for absolutely no fucking reason”. Yet again my response to him is: stop going to Saudi Arabia to cover the boxing there, it’s your job? Quit your job, also if we should stop supporting NUFC you should by extension stop supporting and consuming the Premier League product. This is a bloke that video taped himself kicking a cat around, if you can’t understand how people can criticize that and still be able to attend Newcastle games how do you function in modern day life?

You heard it here third

Just back in. Stopped til the ground was empty and Eddie was on the touch line doing his interview, just because we wanted to enjoy the moment. Struggled with the bladder after 3 pints but well worth it. Even in the 2nd half I didn’t think Villa caused us too many problems in the final quarter. Just got to take your Panama off to Eddie Howe for transforming this team into solid performers who can battle for 3 points like they did today. Its also taken me back to pre Ashley times where the result now impacts the following week in respect of feel good factor. Finally a well deserved mention for the young ladies behind the bar in the Trent. Thanks for the mammories.

Leicester losing Fuck off Rodgers you fucking fraud

Been a bugbear of mine since playing insomnia left back all season but you need proper full backs, (preferably decent ones) or your fucked. Hopefully those days will be in the past alongside the FCB come the summer window. Thank fuck for that. Thought we needed 6 or 7 wins in 18 or whatever it was. We've just got three on the spin with a better squad. Mattresses like the Sahara desert. 👌

Not stressful at all....

Starting to feel as drained as I did v Leeds. That was a 10-wank exhaustion, this is knocking on 8. Howay man, see this out ffs.

These fucking cockends have just spent an entire segment explaining why Trippier's free kick should never have gone in.

Thanks for the update, Dr Shipman.

It’s funny how every team we play recently is having an off day, or they need to do better etc when the game is discussed. No credit to our side then? Definitely all just due to the opposition side being poor isn’t it?

That’s another £80bn on the value of PIF apparently Still not as good as being in league one owned by….errr whoever they’re owned by.

Aye, that'll be why we had a penalty overturned.

Wood getting criticism but W3 D1 L0 with him in the team

I think he's ready, I think he's just putting his faith in the players that are currently digging us out of the hole. Nice problem to have etc.

Eat as much fried breakfast as you want/can is one if the highlights of staying in a budget hotel tbf. Gemmill, this transforming your old laptop into a chrome book malarkey is about 8 years old. Give us some new life hacks like putting frozen grapes in wine please.

That would be what, 4 or 5 seasons in the 3rd division?