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Ladies and Gentlemen, Ponshon Monument.

had a look on their forum a bit earlier just to gauge the aftershock of our respective results on tuesday. there really is some fucking jaw dropping stuff on there and it's actually really a bit tragic, (albeit hilariously so) once you manage to blinker yourself from the sociopathic hatred of us by an alarmingly significant amount of people. their world is completely dependent on the following combination of events coming to fruition, keane, a man who walked out on them 13 years ago and who has achieved fuck all of any note since returns to bully their 3rd rate players in to promotion. to help with this they're also pinning their hopes on a nearly 40 year old who last scored for them round about the time theresa may was triggering article 50. the chances of this working seem quite limited to me, but you never know I suppose. but that's not all, it's imperative we're relegated too. 8th choice beheadie eddie has to be the absolute laughing stock appointment they claim he is. our £90m January spend has to be the biggest waste of money in footballing history and then once we're down the saudi's will fuck off and in august they'll be instantly better than us. if this doesn't come to pass there'll be no coming back for some of the fucking lunatics over there!

Fucking hell. I went to a boro match with my best mate, pre-game drinks in a bar in boro. Strippers on at 11.30am, they wander around with a pint pot after the “show” and people throw a few quid in. One bloke says “I never saw nowt” so the lass puts her foot on a table, pulls her knickers to the side and shoved his face in her minge. He gives her one English pound for the pleasure.

But equally, imagine our team of superstars versus their League One side in years to come, in some kind of cup game. That could be fantastic too, just watching them tie themselves into knots in advance of it, the fear setting in, etc. They'd be talking up how classy they were as some kind of insulation about the utter devastation that would be about to befall them, remembering that "it's still 6 in a row in the league though marra". Then we rock up, play the youth side and win 5 or 6-0. As a result the fans call for the manager's head, hire Jermain Defoe, now in his 50s, for a third time - he plays 60 seconds per game for the rest of the season and they have to re-mortgage the stadium to afford him. He does score though as the ball ricochets off his zimmer frame to achieve a consolation goal in a 7-1 home defeat to Burton Albion, a team that now has twice the attendance that they do. They can get promoted after that

If I ever begin to feel sorry for them I just think about what it would be like if the situation was reversed. They were absolutely unbearable the last two times we went down. I fucking love seeing them like this if I’m honest

Will it ruin your wank if I say no?

Of course she understands what the rule of law is....she's just getting away with ignoring it. Until there's consequences for these fuckers nothing changes. Our method of democracy is too weak to withstand attacks like this, so was the the US...

Forgot to add from last night when I heard BBC Newcastle going on about them. Their main commentator, 'Barnsey' plus Gabbiadini were talking about how their stand-in doesn't really want the job then I heard him interviewed......he really doesn't want it, like sounded like a bloke just trying to get on with it but saying stuff like the players apologised but they don't need to apologise to him, admitted their confidence is shot and had no answers it was up to them, said he understood the frustration about not playing Defoe but said he's 39, has played about 19 minutes in over a year and they had a duty of care to him as he might harm more than just his football career if they just put him on basically implying he's an ex-pro in all but name. He sounded resigned, demoralised but just as importantly he shares this feeling with the players who are obviously shiting it. Factor in the fans who are either chucking it or doing their usual mental approach to dealing with their situation then it's a match made in heaven! (And I haven't even mentioned Methvin and the rest who were at their game who are plainly useless/chancers added to the fact they've just been beaten 6-0 then had two consecutive defeats to famous British racecourses. Happy fucking days).

The fucking arrogance of these Cathwords man.

Villa fans man

Some thoughts, in no particular order. Winning against Everton could be pivotal for us, not just because of the other results but huge for soft victories like momentum, positivity, confidence etc. especially as we came from behind to win comfortably. The other teams failing to win is massive. It not only gets us out of bottom 3, but reminds the players that the other teams around us are poor. Norwich dropping 2pts rather than snatching 1 is demoralising. I was going to say that Everton are definitely in the mix and Brentford should be ok, but I didn’t realise most of the teams below have 2+ games on the Bees. That 6pt cushion isn’t so fluffy. I'd go so far as to say Leeds are safer than Brentford too. Hodgson is good at drilling a team and would surely improve a squad over time, but a) Watford are a mercenary squad-not really the grind it out kind of squad and b) it may be too little too late regardless. As with Norwich, Villa crumbling like that will be demoralising. It’s a shame Targett won’t be available against his parent club tl;dr

They don't care less about us man, couldn't give a fuck. I read it endlessly on a 1000 page thread on us, the third since our takeover. This lad seems a tad upset mind.

Nice start for the cabbage as West Brom went down 0-2 and had a player sent off at Sheffield United. The blades now join WBA on points with 2 games in hand outside the playoff spots. Next up for Steve is third placed Blackburn.

He still treats it like a derby, despite the fact he left Sunderland nearly 5 years ago. And it's totally on him, no one else. If he hadn't acted like a complete and utter tit in that game we won 3 season ago, he wouldn't get half the abuse he does. He hasn't the mentality to play in a derby. That is why he's not a top keeper. Top keepers can play in any game.

Alright Clarkson.

That reminds me of a tribute band we tried to launch in the 90s; Joey Deacon Blue. We could just about pull off Real Gone Kid but somehow made an arse of Dignity every time.

What a picture that is, mind. These three already tell a story and a half.

Jumped before the push. Hardly covered herself with glory- streets full of racists,rapists, murderers and violent right-wing thugs… and that’s just the regular constabulary.

Dick out!

There was a bloke who when the “show” started, grabbed a chair and stood on it in the middle of the bar so he could get an uninterrupted view. He honestly shouted “rub it” while they were dancing. It must have been 15 years ago, but sometimes I will still greet my mate with a quick “rub it” when he walks into a pub

I’ll take me top off if you buy me a pint

The Labour Club is where it’s at these days- cheap beer, friendly clientele and the clunge is… … alive.

Nah, we’re all getting bored of going to the Trent… … oops , me and my big mouth.

Going well in Russia with Truss:

Spot on, I want them in league two tbh. Fuck them. As you say they were absolutely fucking absurd when we went down.

Absolute morons. AM I WRIGHT?!?!

Aye. I think that all stemmed from the “Ashley is a rapist banner” the level 7 lads held up in 2010.

that was one of the most pleasing things to see against Everton. Seeing Howe’s training methods finally bear fruit is great but just as important was their heads not dropping after conceding. If anything it galvanised them to play better and we went on to control the game for most of the second half.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/could-we-lose-a-generation-of-supporters-to-the-mags.1572008/

Saw a journalist tweet in the immediate aftermath of Lascelles own goal that the crowd's reaction was one of defiance, rather than resignation. It was like the crowd wasn't going to let something as silly as going behind ruin their evening. It was class to hear St James' rocking again. How long has it been since we played that well as a collective? The players, the crowd, United.

Yep. Spent the majority of his first WBA press conference to say so as well, didn't he? Any other manager: "That's all in the past, I'm now the manager of xxxxxx - that's all I'm prepared to discuss." Steve Bruce: "Those fucking cockball shitheads lost me my favourite job!" Sums him up perfectly.

Must admit, thought ASM looked to lay the ball off a bit more than usual on Tuesday rather than dribble down blind alleys. Hopefully that continues as there is always space created when he has the ball. He also needs to stop sitting on his arse for 5 minutes when he's dispossessed.

toonotl desperately hoping nobody notices his post above!

Best wanking material @Christmas Tree has ever had.

Woy Hodgson looking nervous there, just woken up in the Gallowgate, wondering why the fuck he’s wearing an orange hat and how the fuck he got to Newcastle.

As has been said Konsa is out for Villa, but apparently Buendia and Coutinho both had to come off with injuries, and are subsequently doubts for Sunday.

I don't get the wailing and gnashing going on over there. If it were 20 years ago and they were close to signing him as a player then I'd understand but it's a bit like us losing our shit because we didn't get Gary Neville as manager. Keane is a watchable pundit but a shit manager. It seems to me that it's more to do with the fact that appointing Keane would re-affirm their relevance to footballing world. It might get a few minor headlines but you're still left with a shit manager.