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This doesn't feel right here considering the filfth posted above (!), but what the hell. Tired, somewhat numb. Got the inevitable phone call at 4.30 this morning to tell me my Dad had passed. Peacefully, in his sleep, and tbh it's really just a relief. I hope I never have to watch a loved one die in slow motion again. I haven't really even cried yet, but I know that's okay. Maybe I will at some point, maybe not, but what I do know is I loved him in life and that's what matters. So all in all, I feel okay. A word to the staff at the Freeman, they have been outstanding throughout, there's no way I can thank them enough ( I literally can't thank them because of the corruption and bribery protocols, huge irony given the government we have).

Read her Wikipedia page. Apparently she went straight from the Communist Party to the Tories. Or in technical terms: a reverse Rayvin.

“Ungrateful for the leaders previous generosity, unhappy with current position in party, possible upstart, watch closely” - General Secretary 03.02.22

A “reverse rayvin” sounds like a service Chez Given would order.

On behalf of Team Moist, ( the things I had to scroll past to find that, btw )

what's your favourite kind of transsexual? FTM

You're dribbling foetid bullshit from your endlessly yammering trap.

Very good, but don't we have Diego for this insight now?

That's not to mention the private school…

Hope really needs to be at their first press conference.

Social Media Manager.

🎶Sunluns a massive club 🎶

that would be the reverse ferret up the arse with a champagne lubricant

SENSATIONAL

Bet that bord cud pure spark Sheeera out tho marra n the magz would be FEWMIN

You're a loose cannon, but dammit you get results, I can't chain you to a desk, you need to be out there in the field.

Sorry to hear that, mate. He’s lucky to have had a son like you

Whilst shouting “ I AM NOT FUCKING SORRY!”

well, she looked 18. FTM

Mind, full marks to whoever successfully submitted this to the acronyms section of thefreedictionary.com

a quick scroll of your recent internet history? @wykikitoon - i take it i can welcome you back to team wet sheets.

can anyone remember who throw their toys out of the pram when the news broke that HF and chezgiven were made mods at one point?

Can we please have a Sunderland thread where only Essembee is allowed to post? It will just be him shouting into the ether about taking the Fulwell end, the drink driver, and people spitting on Darren Bent’s mam. I’ll be honest, I’d read it.

Art, dahling.

So sorry Renton, we lost my wifes grandmother in a similar way a few years ago, the slowness of it strikes you differently in some ways, it all seems to come at you at a different pace. Hope you're doing ok, and that things really do start to take a turn for the better for you from here on.

He immediately started editing peoples posts if I remember rightly. Opening the door for...me! This plan has been percolating for years.

Speaking of planes having dodgy landings in strong winds…watch this I bet the passenger cabin fucking stank after that

That’s gold. The mackems finally get some Sky time, and this is what’s trending about it.

It's made out of moths and tree bark apparently (really!).

Shes sort of tried to damn him with feint praise but you have to wonder what a presumably bright young woman would have got out of working for such a morally unscrupulous fuckin cunt . She's likely one of his many enablers with Stockholm syndrome or has spent a decade and a half lying to herself

On your own hard drive.

There was some suggestion that things weren’t good behind the scenes before the 6-0 loss to Bolton. But even if that’s the case it just suggests they’re repeating the previous owner’s error of backing the players not the manager. And as others have mentioned, they’ve got a canny chance of automatic promotion even after that loss. And it would take quite a collapse in form to miss out on the playoffs even if they weren’t in the top 2

I still can't get me head round this to be honest, it's fucking surreal. trying to come up with an us equivalent and the closest I can get is the 83/84 season where we were always seemingly just out of reach of chelsea/sheff wed and played cat and mouse with man city for 3rd practically till the end of the season. at no point was it ever even remotely considered to sack arthur cox, never mind our entire support demanding it. I could be forgetting mind, it was a long time ago!

Belfast?!?! ARE YOU ANT? ARE YOU ANT? ARE YOU ANT IN DISGUISE?

I like how he did not want to put any tack holes in the wall. Instead, he chucked his mattress against the wall and hung his subscribe banner on it.

Neither Johnson nor Cummings should have ever been within a mile of Downing St. Both cunts of the highest order, and it’s lovely seeing the one eviscerating the other. I think Cummings believes he’s seen as some kind of saviour by doing this- he’s merely proving what a dishonourable weasel he is, but I hope he keeps dropping the bombs.

Is he walking like?