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BTW, I was thrilled to see how much I was missed by you absolute pricks when I eventually stumbled into the newcastle-online Toontastic thread, I just want to say from the bottom of my heart fuck you all.

How is he posting from the future?!?!?

Bannings with a sincere apology

Fists chiropodist

I thought Craig Hope made a good point on the TF podcast about Lingard. He was saying it might be one that suddenly happens in the last hour of the window, because what you can't do is be trying to buy Dan Burn for c£10m after you've just paid £15m to loan Jesse Lingard for 3.5 months. You need to wait til the last minute to show that level of desperation. Which I thought was a good point - it's worth a listen actually, he speaks really well about the current situation at the club, the Saudi trip, etc.

Nice idea with the charity donation, chaps. Maybe we could name it after Deano

live stream of the trip home from some of their away fans Who’s up for watching the full hour?

CANS, MASTURBATION, BATHS

they're taking it really badly over there. there's not been a post on our sports washing thread for SIX minutes!

Wanted her number

I think you should be shot up the arse with a 12 bore. The reason for thinking this is because you’re a cunt.

Watch number 3 is where you really start to understand the nuance of their points. Go again.

Half this board watching that.....

Who the fuck is this guy?

Not enough hashtags, clearly bollocks

Ive just had a flashback to Stevie calling me a Mackem for living in Co.Durham. Before he moved to Shields and started going to "shows" at Sunderland Cinema every week obvs

Well done Crispy* for being the fust marra to cotton on to the latest frauds. *Fun fact: Crispy is named after his bedsheets. (So is his brother, Foisty).

1 inch can make all the difference.

That new signing from Stoke looking good there. What a finish

"Boring day with no NUFC football? A bit windy so you're staying in and bored? Then let Sunderland AFC help you get the most out of your day! Yes with just one touch of your finger we at Sunderland AFC can help you by letting you check on our scoreline in our big leyague one game at whatever Bolton are calling their stadium these days. Sunderland AFC*, always happy to help!" *Available at all good leyague one grounds near you. Current Leyague may go down but never go up.

Post takeover I think a lot of posters have!

I've just seen on one of the HALF A DOZEN threads over there delaring it to be the worst result in their history somebody claiming it's not as bad as our transfer window!

If / when we announce Guimeraes I’ll have to pop over there to have a good laugh at the Olympic level mental gymnastics they’ll be doing on why it doesn’t matter. I’m thinking ‘he’s only went there for the money not like our lads who would turn out for nowt as they’re all MLFs’, ‘disgrace that they can watch that with the Saudis owning them I’d turn my back on the club’, and of course the always dependable ‘I’ve watched every Lyon game since he signed for them and he’s a terrible player, he’s carried every single match he’s basically league two standard’.

Pedo worshipping, third division dwelling little bamps. Now is the time to announce Guimeraes please. The timing of that would be delicious.

The gobshite and the tramp.

I need to rebrand with a catchier, more memorable name. Early market research has me leaning towards either Diego2 or NotTheFish.

The Deano's Welch fund, sponsored by CT's taxi firm, naturally.

Apparently his old man has been in the local in Blythe saying he will be a NUFC player by Monday

Did you look up at the roof..

That’s just CT before he went bald.

Technically speaking, it was company colours. Just not a company that he has anything to do with What a fucking scruffy bamp that fella is.

https://www.lowestoftjournal.co.uk/news/lowestoft-man-shooting-for-stars-at-nasa-8652138?fbclid=IwAR0NrVj_svlJy9GP3mCqrez8DdnhXTmiwDyiHZiGn-MMPhh-X2id6BnW_io Jimbo has been a busy boy.

Your application form was excellent however you ticked no to the question - “are you a massive fucking communist?”

Bloody favouritism!

Don't put yourself down, Jonathan, you're still the complete knob and we'd have it no other way.

Bombing each other and invading Poland hasn’t worked either, Cunt is fine with me.

It wasn't quite as bad down here, but in hindsight it was a funny day to pick for a long walk at the coast. Was bracing myself against pretty strong winds for most of the afternoon and lost a glove to the wind gods out on Southend Pier approximately three seconds after taking this pic.

I’ll stop now.