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As you might expect, no further responses from Captain Bullshit.

Asprilla vs Renton ends in a resounding Renton victory. A warning to @Gemmill

all he wanted to do was indulge in his beloved tedious contrarianism . mean thats what forums are for

Feel like pure shit. Just want Asprilla back.

Looks like he's deleted his twitter too, which is a shame. He used to take data into his basement and beat the shit out of it till it told the truth seemed a really good lad too..

Fuck meatloaf the trump supporting climate change denying cunt

We’ll looks like I’m being dragged off to the pub by the dog again, later gents

[Asprillas Ghost] No it wasn’t [\Asprillas Ghost]

He’s a clever lad. Maybe at the stage in his career where he’s careful about what he says online. I hope that’s all there is to it.

Did he pick up from where he left off?

He came here in 2011 for the AFL grandfinal. Melbourne are different to Sydney and I am happy to say I don't follow the sport. Anyway he performed and sadly it must go down as the worst live performance in the history of musical entertainment. RiP

Once Steinman went they took the words right out of Meatloaf's mouth anyway, suppose two out of three ain't bad!

Condolences CT. If it's anything like Bowie was for me, you're chakras will be shattered and you have a tough decade ahead. Best of luck.

Remember when Channel 4 used to show highlights of Sumo Wrestling tournaments btw? I think they dabbled with all sorts of shite (like Kabbadi ) after the success of American Football. I used to quite like Sumo like. There was some fucking massive Hawaiian nicknamed the dumper truck iirc

Will any of us ever take your title? You need a nappy change.

The former loved a glaze, the other recommendeds chucking whole cherry tomatoes onto the top of the finished product.

They’re paying tribute to him tomorrow with a 28 minute silence

Meat Loaf, 74...keep CT away from the sharps ffs

I'll go December 14th.

If this exists, it should be made public. I'm not having "ahh well we're thinking about it". Especially if it involves the withholding of funding from already poor constituencies as a threat.

I agree with some but not all of it. If you consider what is happening with NEOM, which is essentially going to be a brand new $500bn city (granted a lot of this will be funded by external debt), the investment in Newcastle is an absolute pittance, so I have no doubt it is a vanity project or sports washing even. To have the chairman of PIF so visible in what is a miniscule investment for them shows this. In addition, all billionaire owners have other investments, that’s how they became billionaires. It just so happens that our owners are absolutely filthy rich compared to paupers like Abramovich and Kroenke. I’ve worked with the Saudis a lot in my job and they see themselves as being very much superior to the likes of UAE and Qatar so will not be content to have a vastly inferior football club to Man City and PSG. I don’t see any other way of them running it other than spending to compete with these clubs. I also don’t think they’ll be held back as much as people think by FFP and related parties’ sponsorship. You just have to look at how the governing bodies shit themselves, whenever Man City unleash their lawyers, to see that. I think this is why I’m one of the few still in the dry sheet brigade. I think we’ll bring a few players in before the end of January and I also think there is a more than 50% chance of us going down. That doesn’t worry me too much as we’ll have a belting time in The Championship and build from there. We’ve signed an established England international and are being linked with centre halves from one of the top teams in Spain and forwards from top teams in Italy. When they first took over, Man City’s owners were signing the likes of Bridge, Bellamy, Given, de Jong, Barry, Lescott etc, the sort of players to start building a solid team around before upgrading with the likes of Toure, Silva, Agueri etc, who then brought them trophies. Anyway, I’m even boring myself now but for all the shite we’ve had to put up with over the years, let’s just enjoy it and not get too worked up if things don’t happen in the immediate near term.

I remember when I was in the office down in London pre-covid and they were talking about vegan cheese and there was a consensus that nut-based ones were the best. It was like being back in the classroom where I couldn’t look at Kev, the lad I used to travel down from newcastle with, who was sat opposite. Because I knew if I did I would just start pissing myself laughing

I think I just had a period of not thinking about him. Now he's forced his way back into my thoughts, it's helicopter-in-a-flat-spin time again.

Gloom sometimes forgets he’s not still chilling at the water cooler with his office colleagues and forgets to alter his language accordingly

Rory Stewart nails it here on Johnson and the conservative party. This disaster has been 20 to 30 years in the making. Boris Johnson is a terrible prime minister and a worse human being. But he is not a monster newly sprung from a rent between this world and the next. Twenty years have passed since the Conservative party first selected him as a candidate. Michael Howard and David Cameron made him a shadow minister, and Theresa May gave him the Foreign Office. Thirty years of celebrity made him famous for his mendacity, indifference to detail, poor administration, and inveterate betrayal of every personal commitment. Yet, knowing this, the majority of Conservative MPs, and party members, still voted for him to be prime minister. He is not, therefore, an aberration, but a product of a system that will continue to produce terrible politicians long after he is gone. MPs selected him because they would not risk the possibility of a smaller majority under a better leader. Winning mattered more than governing well. And the public often seems to share this indifference

Hasn't tweeted since 2010 from what I've just seen. Unless Ant's been deleting his tweets.

Shame that he got banned before I could ask him how much money he’d lost by investing in dodgy crypto. You can spot them a mile off

Should bring Mbemba back for some experience. Or youth. Whatever the truth becomes

Asprilla has taken his ban badly.

Two apologies in as many sentences. Peak Rayvin, folks. edit; just saw Fish’s post above. Am I fuck apologising though, mines more betterer.

Nice tribute.

Point taken. Sorry

We are just about to kick off a decarbonisation trial program on 80 of our properties, including heat pumps. I can see you are all spellbound so I will endeavour to keep you updated with the results in a year or so and let you know if it was worthwhile

I suggest we decamp and discuss this in more detail in the Secret Forum

Yeah good voice but dull songs. Must be shit being her current bloke when she announces a new album is due - you know you'll be out on your arse as she seeks inspiration.

CONES HOTLINE KLAXON

She seems like a canny lass but I just don’t get it. Her music is dull as fuck. She’ll probably write a song about this.

I understand people's concerns. The current squad will go down. We've got 9 days to get players in and we seem to have been treading water with the same names for the last fortnight. And there's plenty of teams that have gone down to the championship, spent good money and still failed to come back up. I'd rather not have to do it for a 3rd time in recent memory. I don't think it's bed wetting, just people sounding off understandable worries!

I was into it before it became popular

Not even going to ask what Transworld Sport was.

Somebody hasn't had his green tea yet.

You said all your optimism about the takeover has gone DICKSNIFF.

Starting on a sweepstake on just when Asprilla’s lass binned him off. I’m taking 3rd of December 2021

So there's recipes with tofu, pistachio, and coconut on this page now.

Even better than Ken’s. Sounds like another blow for Asprilla as well

All I wanted to do was get ordained by the church as a vicar, I mean, isn't that what all male teenaged mackem middle aged lesbians aspire to do?