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Ant, I’m proposing 12 hour bans for Wyki every time he mentions a Twitter fantasist. I expect this to be pushed through fairly sharpish

I like how Hope states that he likes Howe because he is bright, genuine and hard working to get one over Brucey jnr.

Always worth remembering

Shelvey must be buzzing being replaced by a cunt with a fuckin pacemaker for an engine.

Constable Asprilla asking questions again.

We’re gonna need to change the thread title at some point

Btw Luke, Shearer wasn’t joking.

I don’t believe it

Seems Erikson has found a fate worse than death.

Well done. It’s Blyth Beach. First prize is a weekend there (second prize is a fortnight).

Doesn’t miss a trick, Billy-Boy, does he? 😂😂😂 In other news, the sun rises, the sun sets.

We’re two games away from that looking like decent form

The down to earth with a bump, third time of asking, realistic signings thread.

How fucking thick would you have to be to believe him? He gets the odd F1 fan taking the piss out of him for being a fraud and one of them pointed out Rich Energy OMG Racing has changed its name to OMG Racing, he’s not a director at Rich Energy or Wolf Data Systems any more. And as for Wolf Jerky ( ) the other two directors have resigned leaving him in sole control of a company whose ‘product’ isn’t even available online. I bet he has zoom meetings with himself

“ The roast of Luke Edwards”

Fuck off.

It’s nervous enough watching us atm without Eriksen coming into the mix, fucking hell

Just noticed @Dr Gloom’s new profile pic

A thread on the imminent demise of the Tory party….interesting , but a few tax cuts and more targeting of immigrants as the enemy will probably bring their base to heel in 2025 I reckon

The coast?

I remember when I moved to Auckland my company had a ‘business continuity’ briefing about what to do in an emergency. The presenter said with a straight face that we didn’t need to worry about earthquakes in Auckland because “its the volcanoes that will get you”. He then proceeded to show a graphic of the harbour turning into a whirlpool of molten lava

No one ever thinks of the blowjob givers on the streets of Glasgow, do they?

I also enjoy that he acts like Hope was this horrible abuser when all he really did was run stories that literally were happening, or note statistics and decisions of Bruce’s tenure, and in return he harrasses Hope and calls him a rat. What a monumental little prick Alex Bruce is, not a surprise that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree mind as Steve Bruce is also a colossal fucking cunt too, something which I definitely can support simply from the conditions people who rent homes from him have to live in.

Gladbach are actually now trying to force Ginter out of the club to get money for him. It would be stupid to pay over the odds to get someone when you could sign a decent player and German international for little money.

Hate to break this to you mate but that means a week Thursday in this window

He never regretted his decision

Willock's been shit. Shelvey isn't up to it, Hayden isn't, Longstaff isn't and neither is Hendrick. We're fucking bereft in that department.

Alright, sprinkle it on my fucking cappuccino, then.

1st February before before training, get the whole 25 man squad in ..."right lads, this is what's on offer if we stay up"...

What makes you think we'll stay up? I can understand anyone having hope we'll stay up but I don't see how anyone can retain confidence. We have 18 games left and will need to will about 8 of those unless the three teams around us have a level of shitness that's even worse than ours has been so far this season. That must be unlikely so we're going to have to do it ourselves. And given we've played Cambridge, Norwich, Burnley (twice) and Watford at home this season while only picking up a single win, confidence is not something I can muster. Yes we have more money than anyone else but rightly or wrongly they don't seem to want to risk getting their pants pulled down in this window, or the players we have identified as being ones to move us forward aren't interested in us for the time being. Quite simply we are running out of games and finding the kind of form that survival would take is certainly less than probable.

Howay lads. He can’t possibly own a mirror.

That Diego lad was on here a few weeks ago saying he was shite.

I still think we will stay up, based on absolutely nowt

Atalantas highest paid players are on about 55k a week. I think shelvey is on more than that, might be why they are having their heads turned

He needs a tache with a name like that

I really liked Rafa when he was here but i don't think it would be right for him to come back now. He was the right guy at the right time, but the football was pretty negative although he did have little to work with. Howe needs to be given time with some investment.

I think Lascelles is finished tbh. There's some reports that we're going back in for Tarkowski with a truckful of cash, which suggests Botman is dead in the water. Maybe Mee's comments were more of a pre-emptive jab at Tarkowski.

Fucking hell! The pair of you. I bet fuck all gets done on a Monday for slagging the Mitherly brothers off.

You mean Steve Baker’s Russian backers?

Both of you, fuck off.

I reckon the reanimated corpse of Captain Tom would outpace our current CMs.

Fucking hell what a trip that was! Now back to our normal program.

At least Erikkson has an engine, Shelvey is wind powered and there is a huge rip in the cunt's sail.

Is it a Rubik's cube?

"Ah just don't understand this new mangled phenomenon that just hurls out abuse, ah wouldn't know what buttons to press! Maybe I'm just old fashioned and......hang on a second, I've just got to make a bank transfer of my last NUFC payment to my Tenerife account."