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Airplanes of course being notorious for only being able to travel in straight lines.10 points
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Noncequences.9 points
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"Hold it there, Ma'am! Sofa King, CT here and my junior assistant, Trevor. That three piece suite your looking at looks mighty fine don't it? It's gonna look even better when I tell you it's reduced by £100, interest free for 24 months with an APR of 0% credit. Would you like to step in to my office and we'll get a few signatures to get this baby home where it belongs, Madam?"8 points
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CT's fully gone here like. Like Richard Dreyfuss on Close Encounters.8 points
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You are now literally victim blaming here. Listen, I'll give you a tip. If you're intent on wummery, stick to subjects that don't make you look like a nonce yourself.8 points
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Never seen anyone receive a compliment and a kick in the balls simultaneously.8 points
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"Err, CT, would you like to report a signing? Over.......... repeat, CT, would you like to report a signing? Over."7 points
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SEAN CASEY FOLLOWER ALERT.7 points
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WE'RE PUMPED UP YOU LITTLE BITCH! WE'RE TEAM DRY SHEETS! CT. SPOT ME.7 points
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I'll have to hand my notice in at subway though. They were using my knob to measure the buns out. CT, I'll put in a word for you. They might be able to use yours to measure the mushroom slices.6 points
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God! All he wanted to do was come on and talk about his favourite royal nonce, I mean, isn't that what the general random conversation thread is for?6 points
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I forgot these went on Twitter6 points
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How fookin tall is he?6 points
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Not even our player for 24hrs yet and he’s been caught sending dick pics … Hes even trimmed the bush so it looks bigger.6 points
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CT definitely bought a white jacket from the Man About Town range at Burtons and wore it with the sleeves shoved up, with a pair of Geordie Jeans chinos and some espadrilles from Timpsons on his trotters. “ Oh yeah, I sold a lovely chesterfield to Andy Taylor’s auntie, you know him out of Duran Duran. Anyway, can I get you a Hooch or Malibu and pineapple pet?”5 points
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Surely he should be Tubbs5 points
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Franco has requested the Luftwaffe to shoot it down.5 points
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Mackem bogies incoming. He needs to hit the brakes, they'll fly right by.5 points
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As long as Willie thinks Andrew is up for it I don’t see the problem5 points
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No, but if you drew a straight line from its current direction, it ends up in Newcastle5 points
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Ah so that’s who TOT is5 points
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Some coup for your wife, snapping up the 25 year old Sofa King of South Shields. Fair play to her.5 points
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Fofana? "Uvavuuuu!"5 points
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Apparently we’re going to triple that Carlos’ salary and now he’s getting tetchy. Yes, that’s the stuff, chuck that fucking money about, Mandy.5 points
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We should let them sign him then trigger his release clause the next day.5 points
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After this harmless joking tweet I suspect we should expect some mackem to tell us how all of NZ were in fact MLF’s way before this.5 points
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Team Dry Sheets would like to distance itself from this statement.5 points
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It’s time to play the music its time to light the lights its time to beat these muppets at the Chris wood show tonight5 points
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Ashley would have had him on the megabus4 points
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Private jet just taken off from Seville 👀4 points
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Aye, 442, mixer the cunt. Incessant crosses and drilled 70 yarders from Shelvey. Almiron and Fraser running around like hobbits fleeing the scene of whatever nerdy shite they got up to in Lord of the Rings. We could yet make Europe4 points
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CT, did you have a sceptre in hand when saying "I do"? With a little gold futon on the top4 points
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I dunno, mate. It's Wales we're talking about here. Even the Leader of the Welsh Conservatives probably doesn't even know it's him.4 points
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SHOW HIM DOING THE HEADERS!!!!4 points
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I'm not saying you definitely are a nonce, but you can understand why people are suggesting it, right? I mean, I'm just asking questions, here.4 points
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Tbh Wilson has missed a fair few chances so needn’t pipe up 🤷♂️4 points
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I'm delighted to have Chris join, he's the absolute best of the worst.4 points
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The crist4 points
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Thus and thit.4 points
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ALRIGHT IM WRONG FFS The testosterone around here4 points
