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Never heard of him. SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY STAVELEY

Never heard of him, but one YouTube highlight video of him later and I’m now absolutely convinced we need him. Maybe I’ll have a melt down if we don’t get him, see how I feel later.

I actually had a close mate fall out with me recently after pointing this rule out to him when he started seeing some 18yo in his mid 30's. To be fair to him though it was probably more likely me saying "youse should come over for dinner one night, I'll get the high-chair down from the loft" that he took the wrong way rather than the rule.

Asprilla man...Surely elite, world ruling rich wankers who are also paedos is exactly - fucking exactly - what right wing conspiracy theorists should be getting out of bed to shout and scream about..? He's even managed to incorporate pizza. It literally is pizzagate ffs. What more could you want?? He doesn't even sweat ffs. You know what else doesn't sweat? Lizards. He's a Lizard person. QAnon was right all along!! How is the right not beside itself right now, he's the walking embodiment of everything they think runs the world. Other than the fact he's not left wing.

Cowardly post that turned away from the ball.

New Director of Transfers.

Tbh, against Fiji and Papua New Guinea he could probably play the game via Zoom and still score.

Well this thread is rapidly descending into

Can we change his surname to TenPints, just for the crack. Cheers

This is how I imagine all your mob, regardless of their brand of Christianity... my niece is at Queens Uni so hopefully we're visiting this year and I'll be able to judge for myself

His name sounds like the noise you make when you tickled your kids when they were little.

He’s an absolute knacker like. He’s only twisting about “Boris” because his mams heating bill has gone up and she’s asking him for board.

Just drop her off on the way to the medical. “Ask for three sausage & bean melts pet…and yee can have a donut if you want”

What asprilla thinks he's doing to us with his 'just asking' posts.....

Fair play, seems to have turned his life around from being the drug kingpin of West Baltimore.

These two whoppers, by the way. The first one manically telling everyone whether Fabian Delph is going on loan as if he's giving out the code to defuse a nuclear bomb and the other one is no different, the other one used to follow Roger Tames around as his lackey/apprentice and got talked down to like shit but quite happily gobbled it up AND LOOK AT HIM NOW!

He’s got a point

Say snowplough.

Not everyone with a Norn Iron accent is in the DUP y'know.

:lol:

Yet the takeover got waved straight through by the PL.....

"Okay Dublin boy , what machine do we use to clear ze snow from ze ow you say roads?" "Err... Is this really necessary? I was bleeding bankaxed last night, I can't remember to be sure." "Sir. Ze name of ze machine" "It's a snow p-..... A snow pl....." "Spit it out sir." "SNOW PLOY! ITS A FUCKING SNOW PLOY! JUST DEPORT ME NOY YA WEE FRENCH CUNT!"

I'm guessing rtg tonight “I think most on here would have happily taken a home arse spanking off Lincoln City on the day that Newcastle United signed a bloke who’s only scored 50 odd prem goals in his car ear. Happy Days”

Asprilla landing his point like the kid at the end of this....

200 in a row marra.

Or just change it to crack

They are reading my posts like

When I was working there someone who knew I liked a tipple said I should try Parr’s whiskey. It was only about a month later when I was in a bar that I twigged she actually meant Power’s

Whoa, keep it light bonny lad!

Which journo do we think is going to give him the "you're not exactly the glamour signing the fans were hoping for. What would you say to convince them that you're the man they need?" Simon Bird, I reckon.

I'm not scared, I'm annoyed.

Tell you what, these Sky Sports lads have some front. First SHAMELESSLY ripping off Luke Edwards, and now infringing on Pearson’s turf?

That would be class Like a cruel game of money ball but we don’t need the players. “still can’t believe this move Mr Howe…what squad number am I going to be? I bet it’s like 49 but that’s cool I could never have imagined playing in the prem” “Take these washing up gloves, go to the canteen & ask for Doris”

Have you tried just throwing them all on the floor in no particular order? Oh you have...

There’s also what appears to be a massively shouldered, hair sniffing freak behind the back row, up and left of Staveley. How did you get in there, @Kid Dynamite?

There's a few ringers in that picture. One of them hasn't even tried to hide his beard!

Unlike your wife I'm only interested in big ones.

Thanks, feeling the ❤

Freedom from the constraints of the mattress protector and the musky redolent stench of nervousness not enough?

I demand a prize if we go down

And if we do go down, I'm handing out no prizes to the "dude I called it" brigade who had us down in November, because they were just being giant fannies at the time.

Right, what’s the status with the bed wetter brigade? Have you all put your incontinence pants on now or are we expecting another hissy fit tomorrow if we haven’t signed Franz Beckenbauer by lunchtime?