Leaderboard

"And thanks to Diego our Spanish correspondent for that clarification, now we cross to Ciaomanheyman in Italy for the latest on Aaron Ramsey. And don't forget later in the show, we'll have an update from Dave on the state of English Tapas and how that might affect Newcastle's chances in the January transfer market."

5 Minutes into the window and not a single signing, what a load of crap man

#house #home #wealth #countryliving #heronfoods #hashtag

Personally I enjoyed it when he kicked the ball into his own face and out for a goal kick last weekend. We all have different measures of iconic moments from 2021.

Storey Manor, in all its glory.

I'm sat outside a cafe in Milan sipping an espresso but the lad hasn't came with my gazzetta Dela sport yet. I'll let you know what's happening later. Arrivederci from your italiano correspondent, keeping the punter ultras happy for their daily fix.

Profs Sir Chris Whitty and Sir Jonathan Van-Tam have both been knighted in the New Year Honours List. Also…

Great little story from 1996. “I can remember the ball coming in and I was about six yards out. It was a fairly simple header, and I scored. I didn’t celebrate because I knew my place, so it was just a smile and kept my head down, but the Newcastle players congratulated me." “Newcastle continued to attack for the next 10 minutes and the fans were singing ‘mystery man is a Geordie’ – it was ringing in my ears!" “The games that stand out are scoring the winner in a play-off final for Cheltenham Town and getting promoted with Hereford United, but the night I played for Newcastle is also right up there.” “Ginola and Ferdinand were in their pomp at the time, so they’d definitely be two of the best players I ever played with." “It’s just a shame I had no family members there that night, or any photos or video footage to look back at it again. My son is 16 and doesn’t believe me that it happened, so I’d be keen to get a copy of the game to prove it to him!" “Regardless if I see it again or not, it’ll stay with me until my dying day.” More here: https://www.planetfootball.com/in-depth/mystery-man-is-a-geordie-the-story-of-newcastles-strangest-ever-goalscorer/

It's not official until it's in Ciaomanheyman's Gazzetta Dela Sport!

Buying a RB and playing him at LB is the Newcastle United of old. It’s a new era.

THE KING LIVES ITS A NEW YEAR MIRACLE

Ronaldo wishing happy new year to Ronaldo

Claims he was home at "Storey Manor", but apparently that's the Fife Arms in Braemar, the filthy lying bastard

You all year round from what I read on here...

Ciaomanheyman waving his Gazzetta at the TV cameras to be screened at Jimbo’s tv tbh

Atheti are seeing €€€€€€€ in front of their eyes from NUFC, they're not doing any sort of deal with Cheksea...depends if the player himself gets his head turned if there is actually an approach ...sounds like there's a journo adding 2 + 2 and making 186,342 though..

Hope he doesn't get a temperature. He could cause an earthquake if those teeth get to chattering.

He really was living the dream for a good few years there.

Happy New Year lads. I hope 2022 is a much kinder year to us all than 2021 was.

Given ‘Storey Manor’ only exists in his imagination I guess he can say it’s anywhere he likes

Looks like he spent NYE with all of his mates anyway

I fucking knew it! I've bored you all before about this little cunt Kitson trying to start on me in Julie's and having to be walked away by Steve Howey. Turns out he just thought he was fucking rock with everyone. Anyway other than that he was a great bloke and a fantastic goalscorer..... ZAZA!

Miss it? He was in it. In his head at least.

I thought his surname was Marshall-Baines

Reece James is injured which is where this rumour has sprung up from. The chilwell injury has created the “omg Chelsea are in for Digne” rumour. I honestly think its all lazy reporting, they’ll likely move Azpilicueta to cover James and recall Emerson or loan a LB to cover Chilwell.

Get in!

They’re not shelling out £20m+ on a 31 year old right back to cover for the 6-8 weeks that James is out. They also have Azpilicueta as back up already. It’s from a Sun article too btw. I could see them being more of an issue in the Digne deal if he decides to go there on loan to hope Rafa gets sacked, but even then with Everton buying a LB it probably motivates him for a permanent move.

Oh yes happy new year everyone..... I was in bed at half 10 last night due to the current Mrs PL having a stinking cold...she's done 4 negative LFTs , still has her sense of taste and smell and I'm fine having also done 4 LFTs... we were invited round some friends but didn't think it was a good idea in the current climate

I don't want to be so much excited, but Digne, Botman, Belotti, Ramsey, Trippier and Gueye sounds very well. Obviously we won't get all of them, but I think we are in the good way.

I'd like to see Hitchins get his USSR theory past a Scotsman who is halfway down a bottle of single malt

Formal bid placed for Trippier (Sky News)

Everton just spent £17mil on a LB. Digne on his way out?

Acording to Diario AS (Spanish newspapper) Paul Mitchell has offered his service to Newcastle to become in the new Director of Football. Mitchell is in this charge in Mónaco but he is not happy and was Chief of Scouting in Leizpig, Soton and Spurs.

That’s a fantastic story tbh, but the real story here is how the fuck you found this thread from 2011, and also, how would @Dr Gloom like the forward line he Gloomed on right now?

Here, I can’t be arsed with another week long debate about another beloved American comedy possibly being shit

In 20 years, I’m definitely going to buy a book of the most preposterous headlines of the last decade. If society survives anyway

Quite amazingly, my mate has Betty White on his stiff stakes so what a last minute goal that is

so, stopped practically on the beach at alnmouth last night in the van. lush but by god did it hammer down all night. lovely dog walk this morning along to boulmer and back. set off at lunchtime homeward bound and got midway between durham and darlington on the a1 and the battery light comes on. crawls under the van and quickly works out that the alternator belt tensioner pulley's collapsed. £30 part I could fit meself in half an hour. but no, everwhere's shut. towed off the a1 to scotch corner services. aa bloke hasn't got the part and reckons the tow truck won't arrive to pick us up and take us to cheltenham till 7pm so we're expecting to see the new year in probably in the back of a recovery vehicle on the m5 just south of birmingham! on the plus side, there's a mackem in the next bay where dead vehicles live at scotch corner services with a quite admittedly nice vw transporter but with a fucked driveshaft. just been telling me everything's set up sundlund for them to take off and they've got more supporters than man utd. the bloke's inadvertently cheered me up no end! a happy and prosperous new year to you all!

Tuchel said the other day in a press conference they are thinking in recall Emerson (on Loan in Lyon) this January. Emerson is Left Back. I think, Tuchel has some doubts with the level of Marcos Alonso, the only Left Back in their squad because Chilwell is out for the rest of the season, and probably they have though in Trippier because he is right back, but he player as left Back in England Squad... They have Reece James and Azpilicueta in RB, but is obviously Tuchel prefer Azpi as CB. Anyway... I think Trippier will go to Newcastle.

You’d think he’d get fully onboard with banning Xmas given the slightest hint of anyone having fun seems to get right on his tits.

This one looks like a go-er, I've been slightly worried that it might turn into a debacle that lasts the whole window but seems like it might be done quickly since we lodged a bid on Jan 1st Fucking hell this is how a real club operates?

Fuck knows why that hasn't worked but click it anyway ( FYP , HNY from Mr. Fist).

Happy new year to the early flaming drongos! 👍

I would pay good money to blow smoke up Alex Scott’s arse tbf. Giggedy Giggedy Goo.