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It’s class-based. You never hear of her described as running a pedophile ring, like the gang in Rotherham

Marcelino must be at peak by now

“Dear friends, colleagues, followers: the day to wake up has arrived, I was immersed in a dream for 22 years of my life that has given me much more than I imagined. It was all so wonderful that even the bad moments, hard in those times, were transformed into experience. This same one nourishes you, teaches you and the more you incorporate, it means that the biological clock without realizing it, advances, carrying the baggage of what has been travelled each year. I want to tell you that I fulfilled all my dreams as a football player, know that I was happy during this trip which I would have liked never to end. But unfortunately, it has an expiration date. Like everything.” “That happiness would not have been possible without my colleagues, staff, coaching staff, each of the workers of the clubs with whom I had to share throughout my career, therefore, highlighting them as a fundamental part of my journey.” “Thanks to the ten clubs where I played @aaajoficial, @bocajrsoficial, @acmilan, @sanlorenzo, @deportivoalaves, @atleticodemadrid, @villarrealcf, @rcdeportivo, @nufc and @aldosivi_oficial for giving me the opportunity to wear their prestigious shirts, trying to leave the maximum at all times, both inside and outside the field, with successes, with errors but always with honesty, loyalty and commitment both for the institution and for my colleagues. Thank you very much @afaseleccion for hosting me from the U-15 to older, giving me the satisfaction and the most beautiful feeling of being able to defend the flag of my country for the world.” “I do not want to extend myself too much, again thanks to my colleagues, friends, family, followers for the unconditional support. To rest, recharge and prepare 100% for the new goals, challenges and illusions, responsible for my future dreams.”

I bet it does. I. Bet. It. Does. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

They've also overlooked what a despicable criminal cunt her father was.

Absolutely radge that the BBC got Alan Dershowitz on as their expert analyst to respond to the Maxwell verdict. A bloke who used to fly on Epstein's paedo airlines and has himself been accused by one of Epstein's victims. They've apologised today but fucking hell, they must have known what they were doing.

At what point do these people, who have clearly been radicalised, fall under terrorism legislation? Genuine question.

Makes me feel very uncomfortable when I want Man Utd to win.

I hope you haven't offered out the fate gods with talk like that

Bean there, done that

Signed that cunt on FM22 too. I've been hacked.

I think that figure was completely made up by a journalist.

If we get Trippier, Botman, Ramsey I would have to check into a clinic as I would say I have gone mad

👍👍🙏🙏🙏🙏

Fucking hell. SIX emojis!!! It must be on.

I foolishly attempted to explain to the wife how enjoyable I was finding the Fish/Diego face-off but I only got as far as Pimms drinking shithouse before she said she was #teamdiego

This has plainly been bothering the tits off Dave for over a week

Sorry but I’m not for a minute believing that any Yorkshireman was throwing a £2 coin no matter how inviting the target.

The love child of Stephen Fry and Charlie Sheen.

I would think the huge surge in positives can only lead to more hospitalisations and deaths in the coming weeks. Also there are serious health repercussions for many who recover. I think the current daily death rate is fucking disgraceful anyway when you consider how many of the vulnerable have already been killed and how we have better treatments now along with vaccines. I’m putting that on the laissez faire government approach, not the nhs of course. I really hope I am wrong and it’s milder in most cases and it’s not as bad as I fear. People point at South Africa and the sudden decrease there but it’s mid summer in a hotter country etc. Also how the fuck can they be contemplating putting field hospitals into hospital car parks whilst simultaneously deciding there was no need to introduce restrictions over Xmas and new year?

News is leaking that more cases of covid for us Southampton game will be cancelled........😉 It'll make a perfect day for them if Man Utd thump Burnley tonight😆

More dense than a Neutron Star.

Correctly Titled YP

Aye. I heard about that. Apparently he was introduced as though he was some neutral legal expert too. Also seen a few pieces along the lines of - how did she fall from being a socialite to this? As though she wasn’t always some monstrous cunt who knew exactly what she was getting herself into. If she wasn’t rich but had been involved in a similar stuff she’d quite rightly be being vilified as evil. I do wonder if there’ll be a cover up now. Because you’d have to think the investigation brought up loads of evidence of the involvement of the rich and famous.

I wonder if the CIA are proof reading her suicide note

Fuck that. Prince Andrew first.

Soy bad

I'd take your hand off for Ramsey, Trippier and Botman. Add a decent striker and maybe another CB and we would be flying

Ready made song for him

I would have made Carver reading out the letter.

I’d take the Dembele link with a pinch of salt. He’s still trying to negotiate a deal with Barca so stories of us approaching him give him a bit more leverage.

Remember when some daft twat organised a dance-off between the Geordie and Mackem dancing retards? Round II- Taxi Tony vs Christmas Tree, Boldon Dogs Car Park. THE SHITE-OFF!

Can’t see how anyone would see Trippier coming as a negative.

I think it would more short sighted not to make a move like this. We won't need all the other 30 plus players so we don't have to sign them. We will hopefully be moving onto a new criteria of player and this is what we need to facilitate the move. I see this as a step one rather than a new policy. I also see this as having a reasonable player/set of players to attract the next phase. I would be keen as a cb to sign for a team that enables me to play next to Trippier as well as be the next big thing than just be the next big thing with Lascelles one side of me and Krafth the other. It would be different if we had new owners with a reasonable wealth and we were using him just to stay in the league with no plan on how to develop this in the future. I think the fact we have interim personnel for this transfer window tells you about the fact that the transfers are for the interim. At least I hope that is whatnit means.

If theyre International quality players who make us better i dont really give a shit, its not my money.

I'd give them all community orders consisting of watching the end of life and moving the bodies of the dead in covid wards.

He's also a great first signing in a post-Ashley world. In his 30s, huge wages and no sell-on value. Fuck you Mike!

I watched a porn parody of the show where the bloke sold porn videos - "no porn for you!!" - it was actually more amusing than the original.

I hope she sings like a canary because most of the people on my 2022 Nonce List are rumoured to have visited Pedo Island and I want to win this year

Was laughing at Burnley starting Aaron Lennon in the year of our lord 2021 but he scored so who’s laughing now? Still me because they’re shit and going down. Burnley and Norwich occupy 19th and 20th. Watford better look over their shoulder

The Yule log I unfurled on Boxing Day morning smelt of sage and onion. Beat that!

Yeah, how shit is that??

These are Ringo’s original lyrics, fascinating watching him come up with them when he was off his gourd.

ASM’s goal.Harry ‘Easter Island’ Maguire was already pushing ASM over before he got his shot away.We know fine well a free kick wouldn’t have been awarded so well done for concentrating on getting the shot away.

An impressive display of laziness. Are you at the level of washing your arse in the shower every time you have a shite because you can’t be arsed to wipe?

People don’t watch him for any of those reasons, I’d say the majority do it to laugh at him. It’s like the YouTube version of when the Victorians would pay to go Bedlam Asylum and laugh at the loonies.

Not much of an apology, mind.

Turns out it's cheese, biscuits and baps time.

Hey now, I’m not a citizen yet.

It’s all about enjoying football again for me. I don’t care if we are getting relegated but just to see a team actually playing football and not simply relying on luck is making it enjoyable. The gap between us and those teams ahead of us is still rather thin. If we can go on a winning streak then there is stil a chance. If we go down then it will be down zo the fat cunts responsible for it. How much bacon do I get for a million quid, did you say?