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How shit will Tom’s hangover be when he wakes up? 1- Fumaca 2- Marcelino 3- Guivarc’h

@Monkeys Fist what the fuck have you done to my pic ?? 😡

Who’s this? ( The bloke to the right of Peter Withe)

Tapas playoff.

Did either of you gain intimate knowledge of a woman before you were 25?

Have either of your read (cover to cover) the seminal masterpiece “Inverting The Pyramid: The History of Football Tactics” by Jonathan Wilson and could you provide a synopsis that wouldn’t put a glass eye to sleep?

In the past some Hungarian nerds would hang out in cafes and discuss football tactics, losers. Nobody cares. However, we on toontastic.net have greater brains. We have @The Fish& the new star @Diego21 The purpose of this thread is to establish 10 questions for our two contestants, the winner of which will be decided by poll. The users decide the questions, the contestants pick a charity for which pledged funds will be donated. Deadline - January 1st Get into them! 1. Have either of your read (cover to cover) the seminal masterpiece “Inverting The Pyramid: The History of Football Tactics” by Jonathan Wilson and could you provide a synopsis that wouldn’t put a glass eye to sleep? 2. Who (in your humble opinion) is the best player in each of the top 5 divisions in europe (england, spain, italy, germany, france [portugal is also acceptable as a substitute for france]) that is playing at a team so far below their level that we could realistically sign them and have them make a difference to us in the near future? 3. So looking further a field than just Europe, who in the America's and Africa should we be looking to sign as player(s) so we can finally live out that dream of the Newcastle in GOAL! 4. Was viana a defensive midfielder? 5. Have either of you read Matthew Syed book 'Black box thinking'? 6. Did you have an intimate experience with a woman before the age of 25? 7. Have either of you used the 'journey man' route in football manager? Where one starts off unemployed on the lowest settings and see how far you can get? If so where did you get? 8. Was the appointment of Joe Kinnear to replace Kevin Keegan, a practical joke that got out of hand or were llambias and Ashley really that cuntish? 9. Assuming we can buy targets in 3 areas (of your choosing) in the January transfer window, which playstyle or tactical approach would you like to see the team change to in order to be the most successful it can be?

Speaking of which, the bairns were none too impressed after I’d told them we were going for a drive-thru

No just ask a question. It’s fair to say I didn’t think this through. I am now in the throes of a hangover and a booster jab hangover. Fuck my life.

Grown men doing that on presumably their day off. “for fuck sake Colin you said you’d take lal mick to diggerland” ”I just had to mak my video with bazza where we banged that Maggie cunt to rights, al tak him to the Alsatian buggy races outside the bridges, he always loves that”

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be an even shitter Jamiroquai." "Flippin' 'eck, by day he's a NUFC embarrassment, but tonight on 'He's a star in his head' Steve 'Ring' Wraith is.......... Fucking desperate!"

There's a lot going on with that headline and photo. My first thought was that He-Man has let himself go a bit.

Negative as well, if I was one of the conspiracy loons I'd say the fact I've never had it despite going to work throughout means it doesn't exist or isn't as contagious as they let on. However, I know the real reason is the virus is shit scared to come anywhere near my almost super human powers, it takes one look at the ready brek-esque glow around me and says 'fuck that'.

How Can I get tattoed a Meme Yahoo Answers?

UPDATE: Had two cans of Camden Hells while doing wrapping and am feeling 100 times better. Turns out it's not COVID, just your boilerplate case of harmless alcohol dependency.

About an hour ago Fist Jnr was helping me prep for Christmas dinner and I was thinking “ He’s a good lad, you’ve done ok mate…” Then the little shithouse put a single grape in the freezer and said his mates had told him to try one. I’ve just got off the phone to the Adoption agency.… @The Fish you’ve got a lot to answer for you swine

Absolutely Fumaca’ed

All fine bar the taste.

Diego can’t answer this until 2025.

Of course he did, of course he did 😂

I’m not sure it’s fair to Peter Withe, either.

I think he had a lot of talent. I also think he’s a complete bull’s knacker who wasted most of it. I would still be cheering him on if he had another scrap with Steven Taylor though

Bolton are in League 2. I've just found this out too. A lot has happened since I was frozen in carbonite by Mike Ashley.

This nearly went in the mackem thread

"His parting shot was FTM" Probably.

Bit of an indictment on the blokes in the house.

Anyone calling themselves Football Insider is probably nothing of the sort. These are the same sort of sources that were telling us the Emenalo deal was done. Just wait til January and treat everything as a rumour.

Holy shit. None of you lot can say owt about the Newcastle Natter again. However shit we are, we're better than this bollocks by orders of magnitude.

Even if that’s true, it’s as patronising as owt

That was just someone parked up, you old fucker.

Fuck's sake. Not finished until tomorrow midday but then off until 4 January, which will come round quicker for me that you twats.

I always think what makes things like that worse is that he’s had every opportunity to watch that back numerous times as he was putting it together and realize how fucking bad it is and relegate it to his bin, but somehow after all his watches of it he’s went nope I’ll upload that to YouTube.

Negative. Fucking livid.

He must have picked up a few shifts in Tesco over Christmas.

I’d have thought Barca would be desperate to get rid of him.

Planning ahead

Alreet Hand Solo.

Might just go on the drink with an Always Sunny style bubble suit, complete with drinking funnel

Night out is an ideal mender tbh, Tom. Get stuck in. Also, my idea for a tiebreaker with Fish and Diego: Yard of Ale competition

Fucking thick teesside cunts.

Hope the kids are all OK with it. I feel like every day you test negative, you should play The Last Post in honour of your immune system. The whole family standing and saluting you. Let me know how it goes.

The only thing they’ll get this year is pies 🎶🎵

Toontastic never forgets.

That goal he scored for his hat-trick against Villa, in 10/11 season, where he played the ball across field to Xisco and then got to their 18 yard box to finish the return ball showed how good he could have been but as Alex said he's a bull's knacker in the brains department. About 2:05:00 on this video.

I’m going to go and watch that lad with Downs humping his teacher on a mechanical bull to wash my eyes clean.

Truly, truly, truly, the saddest bastards in world football.