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  1. I'll get around to that one after I finish this one called "Dealing with online abuse from mean mean boys".
    8 points
  2. 7 points
  3. The limp he's putting on now. He's like me when a teacher unexpectedly threw me into an 800m race against other schools. I fake limped the first lap and as I ran past he goes "if you can't be bothered, then just stop." So I did.
    6 points
  4. St. Maximum Do doo be-do-do St. Maximum Do do-do do St. Maximum Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
    6 points
  5. Just need another 7 and we’ll be out the bottom 3 by full time
    6 points
  6. I work close to there I would just keep the car moving and tell him to tuck and roll as he leaps
    6 points
  7. I’ll be sitting in a lovely bit of Bensham, after dropping Fist Jnr. at a Laserquest which is apparently on this street ( or handing him over to a trafficking ring, looks 50/50 tbh).
    6 points
  8. Are you ill with it, CT? Does your head hurt all the way to the apex?
    6 points
  9. Last week my 10 year old daughter did one which she needed for a party she was going to which she'd been looking forward to for weeks. I did the test for her, it was negative, then without showing her I drew a line next to "T" with a red biro. Then let her interpret the result herself*. Oh how I laughed about what I cunt I was. *I told what I'd done pretty smartish because she is prone to melt downs.
    6 points
  10. This is like watching McCartney come up with Get Back but for our generation.
    6 points
  11. I've also just realised on my cycle to work I have been saying good morning to a temp road sign all week. I thought it was someone walking a dog.
    6 points
  12. I just went on the BBC match page and gave all our players 10 and all their players 1. Power.
    5 points
  13. You fucking wanker. "Ahhh look. You've got that virus that kills people. 10 is no age, what a shame............ J/K LOL"
    5 points
  14. Myself, Mrs T & young Master T (19) all bosted now.
    5 points
  15. Going down Do do de do de do Going down Do do de do de do Going down
    4 points
  16. FFS. Are you afraid to call it Christmas? Bloody PC brigade.
    4 points
  17. That's Liverpool and they're looking into how they can give it? With us it's the opposite.
    4 points
  18. Yours looks invisible
    4 points
  19. Is it a magic mirror like? You’re bald already mate
    4 points
  20. Cut that out you dirty bastard.
    4 points
  21. Straight up psychopaths itt. Renton with his 10 year old kid and CT with his wife who iirc has chronic asthma. Well played lads you fucking lunatics.
    4 points
  22. Imagine the fewm around the usual suspects if they make a big announcement about sponsoring the stadium and do a big reveal of the new name and unveil it behind some curtains and it's still St. James' Park.
    4 points
  23. What about Saudi James Park. Keep the initials. Work with me here, baby, we can get this over the line.
    4 points
  24. He was out with his metal detecting mates the other day and tried to get them singing along to the Banana Splits with him. "One detector, two detector, three detector, four. Five detectors make a bunch and so do many more *EVERYBODY* LA-LA-LAAAAA LA-LA-LA-LAAAAA"
    4 points
  25. this will forever be a hideous stain on our great clubs history....
    4 points
  26. Here was me thinking that queuing for 12 minutes to get a pint of Carling in a plastic glass and trying to neck it in three minutes on a freezing cold concourse was all part of the matchday experience. That's the last time I go to a game with CT I can tell you.
    4 points
  27. It was like the end of thr Usual Suspects. As soon as he said I could stop I walked that fucking limp off in about 10 steps.
    3 points
  28. Joe and Shelvey have stepped up to Howe's challenge. Something I never thought would happen with the latter. ASM want's fuck all to do with it. Fuck off.
    3 points
  29. His own manager literally doesn’t believe he’s injured.
    3 points
  30. Salah leaves the pitch, defeated by Matt Ritchie.
    3 points
  31. 3 points
  32. What kind of Cannonball Run scheme is that?!
    3 points
  33. Simultaneously improving both us and the Saudi league. I like it.
    3 points
  34. let them try that after we buy an entire new squad of players
    3 points
  35. So if 1,000,000 people catch Omicron which has a 0.5% death rate, which at current rate of growth would happen in less than 10 days….only 50,000 people would die. That’s a full SJP. No bother Jeremy mate.
    3 points
  36. Mint that as an NFT and you will be a millionaire in minutes
    3 points
  37. Maybe the knuckledraggers were right- some of us clearly are delewded, Marra.
    3 points
  38. Be a good time to get plugs. Claim that Covid affects different people in different ways and it gave you back the gift of hair.
    3 points
  39. So far it is just like a bad cold and all that comes with that. (Touching wood as I type)
    3 points
  40. They’ve already renamed Strawberry Place.
    3 points
  41. You pair of Absolute bell ends
    3 points
  42. Well I guess Leazes was right all along...
    3 points
  43. Is this to the tune of Baby Shark? You have to give us a "to the tune of" or, with you, we'll always assume its to the tune of Whitney Houston's I WillAlways Love You.
    3 points
  44. A pint of Aramco sounds much better than whatever pish they were selling last time I was at the ground.
    3 points
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