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Me pal has got a GP's appointment. Not for a couple of weeks yet, but still has it. He seemed upbeat tonight when I spoke to him so that's good.

Earth hath no stupidity like a man out jumped by a coked up midget

I've got nothing against self-hating gays, I just don't see why they have to do it in public.

And yes. Last summer, Trippier told Atletico he want to come back England. He was born and grow up between Bury and Manchester. Develop his young carrer in Man City and his family and friends are from the zone. His wife and child lived here in Madrid with him his first year, but they moved on to England a few months ago, so Trippier are in Madrid alone. Atletico told him that it was very difficult to sold him in summer because they need to cover the position.... But I think they will be free for 20 millions. Today, Atletico are playing with Llorente in the Trippier position and with De Paul in Llorente position (just because Trippier was injured), so Trippier is no more essential in Atletico plans. And the 'problem' for Atletico is that De Paul is better than Llorente as CM, and Llorente is essential because his stamina, strength, value, etc.... So, is not a problem if Trippier was sold right now. And today, Spanish press says Atletico is in talks with Azpilicueta for sign this January. During the lock down, Trippier says in a English Podcast that he want to finish his all contract with Atletico and later come back to England por playing last years, and he speak about return to Burnley (he played under Eddie Howe there). But is not clear when the Trippier contract ending. Officialy, he signed until 2022, but some news says Atletico had a option to extend for one year and his contract ending in 2023. In January or in Summer, but he come back to England for sure.

I saw a suggestion we could sell Hendrick to some Saudi team for 250m

Never forget.

Why haven't they enforced 'fair market value' when he was paying buttons these last few years? (The absolute, corrupt set of cunts).

I wouldn’t bet on it.

Don’t need to show your papers except if it’s to try and make it more difficult for young people, students, poor people, etc to vote in future. Or unless it’s to prove you have the right to live here after decades of residence, or to get an actual passport, driving licence, etc.

The Eton Joey Barton.

Sounds like all is well, I'm sure they're set to extend their 70+ year run in the top division.

Swayne is one of those MPs where you feel like driving around his constituency with a megaphone just calmly repeating "You're all a bunch of fucking cunts. Every last one of you." Him, Francois, Fish, Fabricant, Mogg. The list is endless. I'd honestly move away if Mogg was who my neighbours were repeatedly picking as their MP.

"Niche"

Who the fuck votes for these cunts?

That’s a bagel mate, parody account.

It’s the only way I know. Screenshot and upload I only ever view this place on a phone so sorry if it looks weird on a PC

Just a big fan of American Conservative Christian infomercials tbh.

You seem to be all over his shit....is there something you'd like to share with the board? wee man crush or full on exiting of the office stationary cupboard semi naked wearing eyeliner? 🤔

I love CT posting from Twitter. Even Stevie Wonder would fail not to read them

What an utter cunt

And left his husband. Well, not quite left. They're now just 'room mates'.

You gonna try to convince him that Newcastle is in Scotland?

Aye, but only after he’s given the entire squad a signed photo of himself.

I think "complied" is giving them too much credit. "championed", "rooted for" or "actively participated in" is the impression I get from them.

That’s the hope. Send Adam Pearson to the training ground and he’ll sort it.

8-0 Liverpool win with multiple dives from Salah then

The other difference being they can ‘rebel’ in this pathetic manner here whilst you just know they’d have complied in Nazi Germany. I know most people would too because unfortunately that’s the way these things work under totalitarian regimes. It’s just another example of how ridiculous a comparison it is

What I wouldn't give to see Priti Patel in the back of a meat wagon.

Imagine if we had a thing called consequences.

My mam got me Paul McCartney The Lyrics for my birthday. It's a really nicely put together double volume thing (in a case) - part autobiography, part story of all the songs. All colour photos of the band and handwritten lyric sheets. It's the sort of thing where if someone told you it was over a hundred quid you'd go aye, fair enough, but it's only 50 quid. Worth a look if you can't think what to get for yourself for Christmas or for someone you know and like enough to spend 50 on.

I liked the older fella they interviewed in the street. He was asked questions that were clearly meant to draw out negative responses and he was basically- The Beatles are great, their music’s great and they’re a nice set of lads

What a square cunt that main copper was. Not even like "look I know it's the Beatles but people are complaining so I have to respond", instead he was fully disgusted by it all.

He’s an absolute charlatan.

Billy Two Coats pictured seconds before campus security respond to the complaint of “ a tramp pissing in cans and offering them to students” … also, isn’t Alma Mater usually only applied to somewhere you graduated from? #playdough #mouldycarpet #toucher #bannedfromheronfoods #absoluteroaster

The Knight Ryder picked the perfect company to work for because that site is near impossible to read.

For all the positive improvement since Howe arrived we are still crap in front of goal. Either that last ball never reaches its man or someone has a panic shot, which is too soft/into the defender/into zow Z (delete as applicable). Watching other teams in the league, they constantly score good goals from outside the box, Shelvey get's it and there is more chance of him cumming in his girlfriend's eye than actually hitting the target. And if it is one of Almiron/BUJ/ST Maxi, well going with the Shelvey analogy, it's more like pre-cum dribble than getting one's shot off.

pray for our GD, they're going in dry

When the coppers arrive in part 3. Then even when they get onto the roof they have no real idea what they should do

Cunts like him are only opposing to appeal to their base in a display of what you might call virtue signalling. Dozens could rebel and they know it’ll make no difference because Labour will support the measures.

Grim Souness said it was like winning the pools inheriting Bobby's team so I take it in this analogy he's that charva knacker who won the lottery who dug up his newly bought land and rallied around on it riding four wheel motorbikes wearing Rangers shirts and blew the lot because he was fucking useless and wasted his lottery win.

As much as he has been shit for most of his time with us, you can’t fault his professional approach to sort out things and improve performances. There is still a long way to go though.